The most awesome Tiger Woods Re-enactment

Gotta hand it to the Chinese.  They make life super awesome.  I love how Tiger gets beat up and chased with the golf club.  CNN learns to learn from these guys..

P/T Cruiser is a Rednecks Ferarri

It's like a gay Plymouth Prowler..

I noticed that when the P/T Cruiser came out, originally people thought it was a cool looking car. It was purchased up by older 50+ men who wanted to relive their younger years, and for a new car, it was relatively cheap. $16,000 brand new and $23,000 for a turbo version with chrome wheels.

After about 3 years the P/T cruiser became gay to own. All the previous owners traded them in and no one wanted them. The value of the car used with low kms is as low as $5000.00 on a used car lot. You can also find a P/T Cruiser even cheaper with high kms as cheap as $2000.00.

Holy fucking loser mobile retard!

Years after the car stopped production the rednecks that used to look at the car and think it was the most amazing vehicle ever built could now afford one. So now when you see these ugly as fuck cheap cars driving down the streets,  99.9% of the owners are rednecks, Hicks, and crackers driving these things. This car to them is a Ferarri, they have no sense of value or what they are actually purchasing.

The P/T Cruiser is a Dodge Neon with a different body. That’s all it is, everything is exactly the same. Basically if you can think of a Dodge Neon without a body on it so picture the frame on wheels and engine and seats and everything then just put a P/T body on it and bingo you got yourself a giant piece of shit.

A redneck in a convertible PT Cruiser

If you ever ask a Redneck about there P/T Cruiser they will tell you how valuable their car is. Today I witnessed this happen. A guy walked by a Rednecks P/T Cruiser and took a picture. He was also a Redneck ..lol.. go figure. When the girl that owned the P/T Cruiser approached the man he said that he thought it was a nice car and took a picture. Hah haaaaaaa.. we asked her later, and she said look I have a nice car and people want to take pictures. Now if you can imagine a 2001 P/T Cruiser in Gold .. with 14 inch wheels and hub caps on it .. no tint .. base model .. pink sticker on the side of it.. I can see why anyone would take a picture of that piece of shit.

This is not the first time I have come across a stupid Redneck cracker with a P/T Cruiser that thought it was something special. These people actually seem to think these cars are fast ..ha ha ha … These are the same fucked up people that still think owning a T-Shirt that says Tommy on it is a expensive brand Like Hilfiger. In case you don’t know .. Tommy is not Hilfiger. Even Hilfiger isn’t expensive and Hilfiger clothes were cool back in the 90’s, its almost 2010!

Only you can be this redneck, this gay, and this stupid...

These are also the same people that wear bear hats that say I am Canadian or Bud… or Nascar. You know who I am talking about, Rednecks. Funny thing is this girl who owns this car came from the fucking forest. She grew up in the sticks in but fuck nowhere, with mother, father and a beer in their hand since date of her birth. A weekend with her parents is searching for other peoples garbage for cool shit that people throw out and think wow these people are soo stupid to throw this lamp out, do you know how much this will be worth? These people have no sense of time, have no thought process and generally are the most uneducated people on the face of the earth.

Maybe even gayer..

So if you’re one of these people please understand something, you’re retarded and people laugh at you and your gay ass car. No one thinks your cool unless they are your friends who probably are Redneck hill billies too. Yeah you stupid fuckin WHITE CRACKER HONKEY REDNECK FUCK!  You’re retarded go drink a beer and attempt to do your own oil changes on your fucking loser mobile. Straight up gay .. thats it.. GAY.

I’m LeeRoy ………..and if you own one your a Redneck Cracker Ass Retard.

Redneck Conspiracy

Chris Angel is God

Do it!!! You can come back to life right?

I was watching Chris Angel the other day and after he levitated and walked up the side of a building I came to the realization that Chris Angel is God. If not God then he is Jesus reborn, I mean Jesus turned water into wine. But Chris Angel walks on water. He can cut off parts of his body and put them back on. He can disappear then reappear like a fuckin ghost or some shit.

That brings me to the name, Chris ANGEL …hmmm… last name is ANGEL.. sounds like its right in our face for all to see but we are all blind like Ray Fuckin Charles. Chris Angel is an actual Angel and he can do all those things that Jesus can do but better. I know your saying what about David Blaine?  FUCK DAVID BLAINE ! So now back to Chris Angel and Jesus Christ.

Chris Angel is amazing this guy first off is Greek .. and you know back in the day Greeks were people from Athens and Athens had warriors and big places to fight and watch soccer matches.  Greeks were the first people on the earth and they invented Slovakia and Gyro’s. God and Jesus never invented that Greeks did. And while I’m getting on that the Greeks had sex with sheep’s. Jesus didn’t have sex with gods creatures at all actually he supposedly never had sex with anyone. How can you be the son of God and not have sex with anything. If I was the son of God id be telling everyone that I was the son of God and id be smashing everything because everything is spectacular and nothing is fucking boring.

So Chris Angel is Greek and he can levitate bring himself back from the dead and get run over by a fuckin Hummer. Ask yourself can God get run over by a fuckin Hummer?  I think not .. and Chris Angel supposedly smells great ! Like cookies or some shit .. Jesus never smelled great .. he didn’t even smell bad .. he smelled like goat shit because he was a goat Herder and rode Chris Angels coat tails. He tried to be like Chris angel turning water into wine but Chris was like .. ha ha .. fuck water into wine .. I’m gonna turn nothing into something .. and he turned nothing into a great goat orgy from nothing .. FROM NOTHING.  He just snapped his fingers and boom goats out of the blue .. in orgy positions for every one to have when they want. I think that was pretty spectacular, he was an entrepreneur and gave sandals to the poor. That’s how Sandals Vacations became wealthy. Because it has the name Sandals in it.

So Chris Angel can disappear into the sand and walk on water and all that shit .. that’s crazy .. there should be a church called Angels of Chris church for me to go to and eat ice cream wich by the way was invented by Greeks and Greek the word actually means Angel in English. Besides you know Greeks invented Greece .. and Greece is really oil .. and oil makes the world go round, and that’s why Chris Angel is a God .. or he is God .. or more powerful like Voltron in space who looks over God .. and tell God .. look God .. I’m Voltron / Chris Angel I want you to get me a coffee and God is like no problem sir right away.

Do you think that Chris Angel vs Chuck Norris? Chuck Norris is like Jesus ..but just old and shit.. but serious .. Chris Angel would kick his stupid ass hole. I think Chris Angel would just turn Chuck Norris into a nute .. and then eat him because nutes are delicious. then he would burp and a earthquake would follow with death and disease. I know I know your saying David Blain .. FUCK DAVID BLAIN… if Chris Angel were to face off against David Blain .. Chris Angel wouldn’t even show up .. he would send Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris would fuck David Blain like a rabid fat goat in heat. By the way Greeks also invented heat.. have you ever been to Greece? Its hot there and that’s why Chris Angel created Star Trek because Star Trek and Tupac are HOT !  Paris Hilton didn’t even invent that word Hot .. Chris Angel did but because Paris Hilton is one of Chris Angels bitches .. because Chris Angel is a pimp .. hes Greek and has a giant heard of roaming goats and sheep remember. Anyway he invented Hot .. and Greek spelt backwards is Keerg and Keerg is like Keg wich is full of delicious beer and Chris Angel Invented it.

Look Chris Angel is higher then god or anyone like that .. and he does what he wants and that’s why he has a TV show and you dontso you cant even claim that im wrong. shhhhhhhh  just zip ..zip it.

I’m LeeRoy and Chris Angel is the Voltron of the universe and God is his bitch.

Going too far…

shit goes wrong when you go one step over kinky.
you pee in the shower,
she’s ok with it.
you pee on her in the shower,
she’s ok with it.
she’s in the shower, and you’re on the can taking a shit,
she’s ok with it.
she’s laying on the couch, and you’re shitting on her chest as she’s watching sex and the city,
you might have gone too far.

specially if you didn’t say anything to her about it first..

Can you Guess why gay people are crying about this MW2 Ad?

This world sucks.

You can’t even have some fun without people digging into everything deeper to spoil it for the rest of us.  It looks like gay people are now runing Modern Warfare 2 for us.  Apparently this fun ad has been the latest target of hate by the gay community.

Hardcore soccer mom..

You wish your mom was doing this in the off season…

Was this your mom?

Because you know this was probably a woman driver on the phone..

Anyways, you know “she” got caught.  believe it or not, this happened in a suburb outside of Toronto, Canada.  I though this stuff only happened in the US..

The gayest workout ever

Doesn’t get gayer than this.  I always knew there was something up with those gym metrosexuals..

The Toronto Maple Leafs Have Ruined My Life

Maple Leafs 0-7-1

Yes, 7 losses 0 wins.

I honestly thought that the Leafs just had to bond as a team. As a Leaf fan, I understand that everyone we have on our first 3 forward lines don’t deserve to even be in the NHL. However, I also have confidence that they can still win some games.

I figured tonight would be the night they would pull through for me and the other Leaf fans that are quickly jumping ship as it sinks. However, again they proved to me that it won’t be bonding that brings this team out of the bottom. It will take real players, some good old fashioned players that can actually score goals. The Leafs top forward is? Jason Blake? Grabovski? Poni? You know when you actually look over this team there is nobody other than the checking guys; Orr, Rosehill, and Mayers that should even be in the lineup. The defence isn’t bad, they aren’t as great as everyone thought they would be. But the forwards? My gawd!

You know I honestly think Brian Burke (GM) is actually trying to make the team better. But its not working, and I don’t know why and I’m sure he doesn’t either. We know that so far the Leafs couldn’t score a goal to save their lives. I think they made a big mistake sending Kadri down to the minors. Also Bozak and Hanson with Stralberg can make an impact in scoring. Stajan is a 3rd line guy. Blake; 3rd line. Ponikarovski; 3rd line. Grabovski is one of the only players on the Leafs that I know has talent however he is an East / West type player playing on a line with dump and chase players. Grabovski cant be grinding in a corner he needs to be flying down the ice with someone that can pass the puck and find him to score at full throttle.

I don’t know what to do or say, I keep expecting for them to come out of this funk,  however I don’t think they are going to win a single game all October.

I thought about being a fan of Calgary or Edmonton, but although I like both teams,  The Toronto Maple Leafs are what I grew up watching. They are my team and even though I may never see the day they win another Stanley cup. I pray that my son gets a chance to experience it for me.

LeeRoy……….  Haven’t jumped off the wagon yet.