Unicorns are extinct because they are all gay.

That's pretty fucking gay alright..

Have you ever seen a straight unicorn?

Unicorns are gay like rainbows, buttplugs, and hot dogs without buns.

So maybe they did exist, but because they were gay they only made it through that first wave…

And those baby unicorns they adopted? Well they were actually horses, and they were made fun of everyday because they were adopted, and their parents were unicorns.

The moral of the story is that, there are probably some tolerant horses out there, but they’ll never become unicorns.