Holy shit it’s cold

Holy Jesus.

It’s cold out. Not eskimo and polar bear cold, but cold enough that I don’t like it. Summer this year sucked, and the fall has been cold and rainy.

This is Canada. Except for August.

Is this global warming? I don’t think so. There doesn’t seem to be any fucking warming here. Even summer was cold and shitty.

What does this mean? It means that Canada is cold, and if you have to leave your house it sucks. Why would you leave your house? Well we are not bears. We need to go to work so that we can buy stuff and pay bills so that we can survive to be able to go to work.

Work is like crack. Even if you are trying to stop, you just need to do it.

Anyways, summer. Not around the corner.

Why are there no Mexicans in Canada? Because it’s cold. That’s why Mexicans are smart. They will stay where it’s warm, even if it means making $5 a day.

Until real global warming kicks in, we’re a bunch of cold fuckers.