Save The Enviroment Run The Country Into The Ground

Environment maan! Stop Global warming, pass me a bong!

You know recently over the last couple of years people have been preaching about saving the environment. Global warming and saving whales and birds;  and don’t club baby seals no more.

You know, these people are taking the fun out of life. I have never clubbed a a baby seal but my gawd those people must have fun, okay I’m just kidding but seriously these people are pissing me off.

The first question I have is, do you people even work?  I mean, I see you guys on the street and out front of government buildings all the time. But you hippies don’t have full time jobs? How do you live? I’m all for protesting its a free country (not) but protesting about climate change is a waste of time.

Look how cute it is when it's not all bashed into a bloody pulp..

If people would spend more time protesting about our taxes, insurance rates or jail time for criminals maybe we would actually get somewhere. But protesting about climate change in Canada of all places is a joke. We are low on the list for environmental gasses. Go to China and protest them, go to Russia and protest them. How about the USA?  Go there and protest them.

The fact that people are losing their jobs at the moment and that we are in a recession and you people have the nerve to show up in Ottawa to protest and ask for environmental changes shows how obviously retarded you are. Yeah, instead of putting money into creating jobs and helping people get back on their feet, let’s tax companies for spewing smoke and close down power plants that are providing us with jobs and energy.

The 60's hippies are now either dead, or homeless. All these ones are dead from AIDS.

How many companies do you think will leave Canada because of stupid shit like that? They can go anywhere in Europe or go back to the United states and make their money.

Look I agree that the world is changing and we need to reduce emissions and carbons and stuff like that, but you need to implement things slowly and smartly. A large change in the way we live will bankrupt this country and the only countries that will profit and benefit will be India, China and any of the countries that don’t have to abide by any of those laws despite the fact that they are the worst.

You think riding your bike to work will stop climate change? And walking around in the dark in your house without the heat on bundled up in a snow suit and eating lettuce that you grew in your backyard will save the environment?

Our Mom is an environmental bitch, until she gets in her Hummer. It makes her feel "safe".

Good go ahead and be stupid. Eating food that you grow yourself is great, I say fuck the companies that charge all this money for shit you can grow yourself. If you can save money by not having to pay for gas and insurance and a car payment, that’s great all the power to you.

But when you think that you are better then the average person because you actually think your doing something for the environment when in reality you are probably one of those people that carry your biodegradable bags into Sobey’s spend 3 times the amount for products then any normal grocery store costs. Then you pay with your bank card or credit card costing you more, walk back out to your SUV that you don’t use to go off-roading, that you only use to go grocery shopping and take your kids to school because you think a mini van is not in style. Your insurance premiums are double the amount of any normal person because you choose to drive an expensive SUV.

Besides, it's all the soccer moms that are crashing into everything anyways. Crashing is not environmentally friendly..

Or you purchased your BMW or Mercedes and spend $300 every 400o kms to get an oil change and $1000 to have a headlight changed because you decided you had to have an overpriced unreliable German headache so people around you think you got money and your cool.

FUCK OFF..

I’m tired of it, I’m tired of seeing you people trying to help the environment by doing stupid shit. How about the idiots that were so mad they went to a Hummer dealership and set 6 Hummers on fire with gasoline to prove a point that those cars waste gas and hurt the environment? While I agree they do, you just wasted a can of gasoline, that’s 1,  2) Insurance companies just paid out for new vehicles so insurance premiums probably went up in the area. 3) All the smoke chemicals  from the fires went right up into the air that we all breathe. Good Job !!

I’m LeeRoy …………….. I’m hoping for Global warming because its delicious.

Can you Guess why gay people are crying about this MW2 Ad?

This world sucks.

You can’t even have some fun without people digging into everything deeper to spoil it for the rest of us.  It looks like gay people are now runing Modern Warfare 2 for us.  Apparently this fun ad has been the latest target of hate by the gay community.

People on bikes piss off everyone, everywhere.

How do we get bikers to obey traffic laws? – [Slate Magazine]

Heading home from work yesterday, I ran five red lights and three stop signs, went the wrong way down a one-way street, and took a left across two lanes of oncoming traffic. My excuse: I was on a bike.

I’m far from the only menace on two wheels. A colleague was recently slapped with a moving violation after breezing through a stop sign. My roommate was pulled over 30 feet from our house for the same infraction. And driving around Washington, D.C., recently, I saw a cop scribbling out a ticket to a bewildered biker.

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(se: So it’s true.  Everyone everywhere hates people on bikes.  Basically you know what it is, 99% of people on bicycles believe that they own the road and don’t have to follow the rules of the road.  They get a bike, ride all over the road, don’t signal, don’t follow the rules, and expect everyone to live with it, and go out of their way for them.  A few nights ago I almost ran over two bikers dressed in black, on black bikes, with no lights or reflectors, as they just zig zagged back and forth across the road in a poorly lit area.  You know what would have happened if I hit them right? Some faggy bicycle organization would be calling for my head.

That's what you get for riding like a douche. Fucking hippy..

When I was younger, I was driving around downtown one day, and this biker flew over my hood.  She got up, picked up her bike and started yelling at me while my friend laughed his head off.  She was trying to tell me that I should be looking out for bikers and that she had the right away. This despite her hitting my car and flying over the hood, not me running into her.  She actually rode into the side of my car. The motto of the story? You can’t ride your bike across traffic when cars have the right away and expect everyone is going to stop for you.  You should be following the lights just as cars do.

I would love for Toronto to create a law that says that bike owners need to have their bikes plated and insured, and that they need to pass a bike safety course to get a bicycle license. Make sure they have to legally wear a helmet, have a bell or horn, reflectors and a light on their bike, and HAVE to obey the traffic code just like cars or face nice fat fines.  This would be a perfect way to get these fuckers respecting the road, and keeping people out of danger.  I am still waiting to strangle my first biker, and at this rate it might be soon.)

Mom makes you look like a bitch in front of your schoolboard

Public board to investigate complaint about book

Toronto’s public school board will look into a complaint about the novel To Kill A Mockingbird if the upset parent files a formal grievance, says Chair John Campbell.

The mother raised concerns about the classic to the principal at Malvern Collegiate, who allowed the teen to read another book.

It is not known if the mother has — or will — pursue a formal complaint, although a note to trustees from Chris Spence, director of education for the Toronto District School Board, said “principal and curriculum leader have been keeping this discussion at the school level, but parent has indicated she may go to the wider media.”

“This is one of the most widely read books in secondary schools in North America in terms of curriculum and also the most widely challenged,” said Campbell.

“The book certainly has a historical perspective that is undeniable, and it’s important in the understanding of the whole issue of race relations.”

He said the board will strike a book review committee if the parent pushes her concerns. “You basically have to fill out an application to have a review,” Campbell added.

He said the committee does involve a fair bit of work, but the board can’t simply dismiss a claim. “We are a public body that is open to public scrutiny,” he said.

Meanwhile, Trustee Josh Matlow plans to “contest the board’s practice allowing parents to have their children opt out of reading celebrated books,” such as To Kill a Mockingbird.

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(se: Wow.  I would be so embarrassed.  Imagine having a whiny cunt strong mother that cried fought over what books you read at school.  This is pretty damn bad.  It’s not like he is reading a book about gay penguins or something disgusting like that.  Sheesh, it’s a book.  What’s going to happen, the kid is going to become Hitler and kill everyone.  The best is when your mom is such a bitch strong woman she ruins it for everyone else as well.  yes, some books are very questionable, but what can you do.  Some of these books only last so long, so as they get worn out, just don’t buy new copies.  but I sure tell you, I’d hate for that to be my mom acting like a cunt new age hero making me look like a bitch politically correct fantastic young man in front of the whole school board.  Don’t worry precious snowflake, you won’t have to read anything bad.  Mommy will protect you…)