Why?
Is this even right? You have a cartoon that has been on TV for ever, and now one of the characters is going to be in Playboy. What makes it even worse is that to some degree this a family show that kids watch. I remember watching it as a kid, and now everyone’s cartoon mother is getting naked. Is cartoon pussy even hot?
Blue bush and pancake nipples?
I could see Lois from Family Guy, cause she’s much hotter, Jessica Rabbit from Who Killed Roger Rabbit, or even some of TVs hotter cartoon women, but Marge?
Now I can kinda see why. Playboy hasn’t been doing that great. The parties are fun, but the magazine has been a downhill spiral. No longer do young boys have a collection under their beds, and wives are no longer forcing their husbands to get rid of their sacred collection. Now a days, you have the internet for all your porn needs. Forget about softcore porn shoots in Playboy, you can go straight for ATM, DP, or girls sitting on other girls.
I can however imagine how many people would buy this issue just to confirm if the carpet matches the drapes. As for me? I really don’t know what to think, but it’s funny how desperation makes a magazine do crazy things.
After all, what will Ned Flanders think?
Man.
Here we go again. It’s looks like Ralph Lauren has this ad with an extremely skinny chick and everyone is getting mad about it. Usually it starts with the fat chicks that are all about not being able to lose weight and taking it out on non-fatties “healthy” looking women.
Ok, it’s a given. She’s definitely really skinny, and looks like a hairy Q-Tip with some crappy clothes on, but still, she’s hotter than a fat chick in the same outfit. Who knows, maybe she has good genetics and can’t gain weight? Is this what this world has come to? if you are overweight, you eat bad, and don’t work out, you’re a “healthy”, “normal” or “average” woman? Imagine if a guy went to the gym and had a 6 pack. Does he automatically become an anorexic guy that doesn’t eat and is unhealthy because he doesn’t have a beer belly? How come you never see guys with beer bellies being shoved on the cover of magazine to represent the “average” man? How about women talking about how sexy it is to have a fat guy, or a guy with a beer gut? 
Women want their men to be in shape, and have a six pack, instead of double chins and beer guts, but soon as a women has a beer gut and double chins she is healthy and beautiful, and should be on the cover of a magazine. A real plus sized model.
Hey, I wish I could complain about buff guys because I’m insecure, but I’m not, and guys just aren’t catty like that.
Leave the twig alone, if you don’t like or don’t wear Ralph Lauren, who cares, find something else to do. If you’re a RL fan, and you’re offended because you’re a fatty, maybe you should start jogging and going to the gym. Not eating donuts as a meal also helps.
The more I think about it is the more I think you complaining fat chicks suck. Is this stick girl raping and killing children? No? She’s just a skinny chick, doing what skinny chicks do. Model.
If you’re that offended, stick a chill pill in your super sized double big mac with cheese and bacon combo and relax.
