Jon and Nadya Plus 14 plus another 8 on Weekends

Octomom Is Hot For Jon Gosselin – [myfoxphilly.com]

PHILADELPHIA – Octomom Nadya Suleman says Jon Gosselin is hot and she has a crush on the reality TV dad.

Suleman spoke with Radar Online about the 32-year-old former “Jon & Kate” star, and she also had some life advice for Kate Gosselin.

“I wish everyone would leave her alone. I’m sure she trusts herself and trusts that she’s strong enough to handle it.”

But her best comments were about Jon Gosselin.

“I kind of have a crush on Jon Gosselin,” Suleman said. “I think he’s hot!”

Suleman has 14 children, including her octuplets. Jon Gosselin has eight children, including his sextuplets.

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Make babies and profit!

(se: I would definitely tune in to watch “Jon and Nadya plus 22“. It’s like one of those crazy Mormon families, except for Nadya being bat shit crazy, and Jon being an attention whore. Imagine the crazy antics that you’ll get to see.  Also picture the look on Kate’s face when Jon goes to pick up his kids for a custody visit in a school bus.

In reality we’re all waiting for Jon, Kate, and Nadya to have their kids taken away and them all locked up in some mental ward for being retarded unfit parents.  Using your kids as a gateway to fuel your own fantasies of being a celebrity are weak. I’m looking at you too Billy Ray Cyrus..)

Jon Gosselin gets high on meth, goes on a rampage and stabs a hooker in the face

This just in.  TV super villain Jon Gosselin has been arrested this morning for going on a crazy meth rampage that ended with a hooker being stabbed in the face with an Ed Hardy ice pick.

According to TMZ, last night Jon was at a sports bars by himself trying to lay low while getting people to notice him laying low. Sources say that Jon left the bar drunk  and was approached by several prostitutes outside the bar.  After doing some meth with them, one of the prostitutes wanted him to sign a box of vaginal wipes for her, and asked how Kate was, obviously too busy to know that they’re not together.  Jon lost his shit and stabbed her in the face.  Police arrived moments later but Jon fled on foot.
This morning Jon was arrested at the Motel 8 just a few blocks from where the stabbing occurred.  Jon’s mother, which is also his manager, has not got back to phone calls in regards to the charges.

(Ok…this hasn’t happened YET, but we’re since it is bound to happen, we’re getting the story in first!)