Funny White People

Applies to you

Yesterday while I was pumping gas at an Esso gas station I watched two white guys get into an argument.

This was not the argument that you would think, the argument was polite and the reason they were arguing? The white guy walking out of the Esso held the door for the white guy walking in. Then the one walking in said no after you….. and the white guy holding the door for the other white guy said… no no after you sir. They stood on either sides of the door with one white dude holding the door the other standing on the other side back and forth saying no after you. This went on for about 5 minutes while this was going on a whole family of Indians walked in and said nothing …seconds later a Indian women walked in said nothing all the while this retarded white man is still holding the door open and the other white guy is saying thank you … but after you .. LOL.. I laughed my stupid ass off.

Look, while it is nice to see some people still have a caring heart to think about the next person and hold the door for them, this is just stupid after the guy coming in said no after you .. just walk through man. The Indian family that walked in while this was going on didn’t even notice this was happening never mind they probably thought the white guy holding the door was doing it because it was his job. No one gives a shit no more, people in general are ass holes they don’t care about you and they don’t care about anything around them. If you cant change them….be like them. I see someone coming towards the door I make sure it slams in there face, why? Because if they had the same decision it would be slammed in my face. I learned after a couple of years of holding doors for people that no one gives a fuck. You look like a bitch holding the door some stupid ass mother fucker walks in and doesn’t even look at you never mind say thank you. You walk out like a bitch … your that mans bitch .. he owns you.

I have waited for a guy once just as he ran at the door I pushed it shut. When he walked in he looked at me and I looked at him .. like that’s right your a bitch I slammed the door in your fuckin face .. fuck face. I know its not nice and in a perfect world people would hold doors for people and say thank you. But we don’t, we live in a world of people that will cut there mothers throat for a buck.

Its the same when your trying to get off a bus or a train .. I push as many people as possible. I shove my way out like there is a fire and who ever is last is gonna burn a slow death. I shove my way through the door like its a fuckin Olympic race and I’m going for the damn gold medal bitch. Your Michael Johnson and I’m Donavan Bailey .. Because if you don’t act this way you will get stomped on. I’m in a train and I’m hopping over seats and babies to get to the door. Your in my way the elbows come out. I don’t give 2 fucks.

Driving your car on the streets? You should know how it is you either get through the lights or you sit behind everyone who will constantly cut around you no signals no brake lights .. in and out of traffic and pass you on the turning lanes. Pass you down the center median. So now I do the same, I see you trying to pass ill do the same .. shit I was going 140 along Mavis the other day and climbing because one women wanted to pass me even though I was doing like 90 in a 60 .. so as she began to speed up I did the same. Until we both were doing 140 and then she slowed down got in behind me and made a right turn. Crazy? Maybe .. but in our world of the careless and fuck you to get ahead this is the norm.

Welcome to the land of the free.

Im LeeRoy .. and im just like you …bitch !

Red Cobalt 200 kmh + 410 hwy + Rain + Fog = ?

The Truth..

While I was on my way home last night after taking my son to the Doctor to get his flu shot, I got onto the 410 highway headed North towards Brampton. Pouring rain and in thick fog I was cruising in my Jeep doing approximately 110 km. I looked in the rear view mirror and I could see lights .. lights moving fast …now its night like 8:00 at night its dark. There is very thick fog everywhere and its poring rain.

Within seconds this Red Chevy Cobalt flew by me doing well over 200 km. WTF ?  I’m watching as this idiot realizes the other cars in the fast lane are going much much slower obviously. I see him jam on the brakes and swerve into another lane then back into the fast lane. This car was going so fast that when it passed me, my Jeep actually swayed from the wind that this car was pushing. Watching this Cobalt narrowly miss a couple cars then almost spin out of control into the guard rail, I began to think. When was the last time I seen a car pas me that fast? Never! Then I thought why is it that when it rains and snows and when we get crazy ass weather you always see some stupid fuck flying with his car? I don’t get it. I asked a couple people and one of the responses to me was from a girl. She said that she drives faster in the rain then on dry pavement because she doesn’t want to be on the road. She wants to get to where she is going as quick as possible. Hmmmm? This is the dumbest shit I have ever heard in my fucking life. Really? You drive faster in bad weather because you don’t want to be driving in the bad weather? Look I’m going to explain something to the idiot’s driving on our roads that unfortunately driver exams don’t teach you.

When the road is wet or snowy or icy, your tires don’t stick as good to the road and usually that results in an accident. Dry pavement is good…your tires should stick as long as they have tread on them. Do you hear what I’m saying? Fuck .. I swear sometimes I feel like the smartest mother fucker on the face of the earth .. I’m Albert Fucking Einstein because I know this and the majority of you dumb fucks on the road don’t.

I’m Leeroy … Learn to drive before you kill someone ..hope its you

Speed racer

This is going to be you.

So, I’m on the way to the train station this morning and see my neighbor going up he street, at some point I passed her and changed lanes.

After that she was riding my ass and trying to race me to the train station and in the parking lot. Are you a fucking retard.

Women in SUVs have to be up there with the worse. Sorry chicky, it’s not a sports car. I would piss myself laughing when you tip that bag of shit Chevy Trailblazer over and it goes up in flames.

Maybe you need something more your size, like a sandwich maker biatch.

Does Killing Someone Ever Cross Your Mind ?

This type of fag is the one that everyone hates.

Today I was driving on my way to the mall, and some asshole’s car broke down in one of the lanes. So there is only one other lane with no one around so I put the nose of my Jeep into that lane. While I’m waiting a young kid with a Nissan pulls up into the lane that my nose is in and tries to cut in between the nose of my car and the guardrail. Well I drove right in as soon as traffic began to move coming inches from driving over the front end of his shit ass car. So he began to hold down his horn like the little bitch he is. First off the fact that he even had that nerve is unbelievable. Don’t fuck with someone then honk like its the other guys fault.

Lee will kill your whole family with his car.

As soon as we began moving this bitch kid gunned it in front of me at the lights almost taking off my front bumper. So I was just about to hop the curb and block in his car however my wife began screaming NONONO! Always have to have someone telling you not to do something that you really should do. Anyway so light turns green and I begin following him into the mall parking lot. He then slows almost to a stop.. so I slow down to get out but he kept moving so I figured, no problem gun it into on coming traffic and go around him almost driving right over his fuck car like a speed bump. We turn the corner and he guns it past me again ..haha.. so anyway I follow him and I stop in front of the mall to let out my wife, he parks but what he doesn’t notice is I see him and I see where he now has parked.

Equal rights. He'll punch the shit out of your girlfriend too!

Now this is where killing a mother fucker actually crossed my mind. I see him and his girl friend get out of there car and begin walking into the mall. He doesn’t see me, but I see him, and I’m seriously thinking.. I’m gonna run this mother fucker over.. Then I thought, nahh.. instead I’m going to go to his car and push it with my jeep into the middle of the fuckin parking lot. Well.. eventually I just threw an entire large cup of coffee all over the windshield and hood of his car.

This kid is very lucky because I really thought about killing this person. Like not just beating him actually killing him and his girlfriend.. like no longer breathing shit.. both dead chalk outlined and all. I really don’t know what to say at this point about stupid people and the thought process that goes through there fucking mind. Do you know who you are fucking with? I don’t think you do!

I take medication to calm me down mother fucker .. don’t catch me on a day when I forgot to take it. Anyway, hope people get to understand if you were in the fuckin wrong just admit it and everything is fine. But you wanna be a douche? Go ahead and just hope someone aint behind the wheel that will kill a mother fucker.

I’m LeeRoy and your lucky to be alive today.

Why is it so hard to find anyone that knows shit about something?

Maybe a month and a half ago I ordered a new car stereo, it was one of those double sized ones that have a touch screen, GPS, and all that.  I figured since I spend a lot of time driving it’ll be a nice upgrade.

I had this stereo sitting there dying to be put in, however since my car isn’t your typical every day car, I wanted to make sure I can find an installer that has some experience with install on this car, and can provide me with the perfect install.

Anyhow, I wake up this Saturday, and take it to this place that does installs. the guy assures me they have worked on this car before, and it should be no problem, he will even do it himself. When I go to bring my car around, there is this young guy that tells me he is going to install it, and instead of bringing inside, he’s going to do it outside in the back of the building.

This kid pulls out my radio, cuts up my console, cuts out my screw points, and THEN looks at the stereo, which at this point doesn’t fit. He tells me, “this isn’t going to fit sorry”.  He get’s his boss, his boys says he will get it to fit.  His boss looks it it, and then goes outside. The kid says to me, it’s not going to fit, jams everything back in the console and goes inside leaving me with my cut out console pieces, and a bunch of mess.  I said to myself, why did I take my car to Hi Tec Audio Video in Brampton and let them butcher my console?

The problem is that now-a-days, no one knows shit about anything. People get jobs that they are not qualified for and have no experience in. The kid at the stereo shop said he has done over 10 cars like mine.  Well then why didn’t you know it was a shallow bay in the console, and check the stereo size before you cut everything up?  Then you tell my my stereo was longer, then we measured it against a Kenwood, and it was the same size.

You go to Best Buy, and the people in the computer department don’t know shit about computers, the TV people know shit all about TV’s, and you trust these people for advice?

I took my car into two shops recently, the first guy didn’t know shit, because when I asked him for quotes on doing work, he expected that I would be stupid enough to leave my car there for the whole day, and he would tell me at the end of his 10 hour day how much it was.  Are you serious?  The other guy just got out of college, and his other mechanic was probably his brother from high school. I thought I was back in my grade 12 shop class.

It has come to the point where I don’t trust anyone working on my car or motorcycle unless they are old guys (40+) with years of experience in the field, and years of experience on my model.  I will find write ups and reviews on the internet before I go to Best Buy and have some kid tell me about shit he doesn’t know that he read off the box.

Don’t get me started on customer service either. Half of these people do the jobs for the money, and don’t care about going a quality job, or making you happy.  I recently paid  2 hours worth of cash for doing something to my car which took them 20 minutes. Because they had no clue, and quoted me wrong.  Instead of charging me the right price for the amount of work that was done, they knocked of $20, and said it’s a standard rate. They should have knocked off the other $40, and even just charged me for the hour at the most.  Mind you I had another $1000 worth of work to be done, and they aren’t going to get it.  It’s too bad that making a quick $70 off of me was a better idea for them than keeping it fair, and making $1000 later on.

There are just too many idiots that think that they went to school for a few years they know everything about everything, which they know shit all about jack shit.

The Toronto Maple Leafs Have Ruined My Life

Maple Leafs 0-7-1

Yes, 7 losses 0 wins.

I honestly thought that the Leafs just had to bond as a team. As a Leaf fan, I understand that everyone we have on our first 3 forward lines don’t deserve to even be in the NHL. However, I also have confidence that they can still win some games.

I figured tonight would be the night they would pull through for me and the other Leaf fans that are quickly jumping ship as it sinks. However, again they proved to me that it won’t be bonding that brings this team out of the bottom. It will take real players, some good old fashioned players that can actually score goals. The Leafs top forward is? Jason Blake? Grabovski? Poni? You know when you actually look over this team there is nobody other than the checking guys; Orr, Rosehill, and Mayers that should even be in the lineup. The defence isn’t bad, they aren’t as great as everyone thought they would be. But the forwards? My gawd!

You know I honestly think Brian Burke (GM) is actually trying to make the team better. But its not working, and I don’t know why and I’m sure he doesn’t either. We know that so far the Leafs couldn’t score a goal to save their lives. I think they made a big mistake sending Kadri down to the minors. Also Bozak and Hanson with Stralberg can make an impact in scoring. Stajan is a 3rd line guy. Blake; 3rd line. Ponikarovski; 3rd line. Grabovski is one of the only players on the Leafs that I know has talent however he is an East / West type player playing on a line with dump and chase players. Grabovski cant be grinding in a corner he needs to be flying down the ice with someone that can pass the puck and find him to score at full throttle.

I don’t know what to do or say, I keep expecting for them to come out of this funk,  however I don’t think they are going to win a single game all October.

I thought about being a fan of Calgary or Edmonton, but although I like both teams,  The Toronto Maple Leafs are what I grew up watching. They are my team and even though I may never see the day they win another Stanley cup. I pray that my son gets a chance to experience it for me.

LeeRoy……….  Haven’t jumped off the wagon yet.

Tasers and Baby Jesus

I think everyone should be born with taser hands. Taser hands that shoot taser string things with lots of voltage and then everyone wouldn’t be stabbing and shooting each other because they have tasers for hands.

Back off! Get your own sandwich!

I personally love tasers and even if everyone isn’t born with taser hands everyone should have the right to own and carry a taser. Then when someone says “hey fuck you”, you can taser the shit out of that mother fucker. Could you imagine how cool that would be?  Just tasering random people and shit? Well not random people but I mean you’re on the bus to work and the bus driver wont give you a transfer …zaaaaaap! Tasred bitch! How did that feel? then the bus swerves off the side of the highway doing 100 kmh flipping into a ditch end over end. Then when people are laying dying they taser themselves to survive. Then like a guy’s car breaks down on the side of the road and you taser the battery and boom car is started. You get a black out and just taser everything in your house boom and you got television.

I think everyone should own or have tasers grafted into there hands because could you imagine sports?  Like in a Hockey game, the guy has the puck and zaaaaaaaap! Ohhh shit he got tasered, then like everyone is tasering everyone on the ice and the ice is making the charge 50% stronger because its ice and ice is delicious. So you’re watching a football game and zaaaaaaaap! Tasered bitch! Like Brett Favre goes to throw the ball and instead he tasers the whole other teams defensive line… crazy..

Like i’m sure baby Jesus had a taser, but his was natural. We all need a taser gun and we need to spit lava, that would be sick. But we suck, we have nothing but fists and feets and teeth and head butts ..   

Im LeeRoy …. and we should all have tasers because baby Jesus would want it that way.

People on bikes piss off everyone, everywhere.

How do we get bikers to obey traffic laws? – [Slate Magazine]

Heading home from work yesterday, I ran five red lights and three stop signs, went the wrong way down a one-way street, and took a left across two lanes of oncoming traffic. My excuse: I was on a bike.

I’m far from the only menace on two wheels. A colleague was recently slapped with a moving violation after breezing through a stop sign. My roommate was pulled over 30 feet from our house for the same infraction. And driving around Washington, D.C., recently, I saw a cop scribbling out a ticket to a bewildered biker.

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(se: So it’s true.  Everyone everywhere hates people on bikes.  Basically you know what it is, 99% of people on bicycles believe that they own the road and don’t have to follow the rules of the road.  They get a bike, ride all over the road, don’t signal, don’t follow the rules, and expect everyone to live with it, and go out of their way for them.  A few nights ago I almost ran over two bikers dressed in black, on black bikes, with no lights or reflectors, as they just zig zagged back and forth across the road in a poorly lit area.  You know what would have happened if I hit them right? Some faggy bicycle organization would be calling for my head.

That's what you get for riding like a douche. Fucking hippy..

When I was younger, I was driving around downtown one day, and this biker flew over my hood.  She got up, picked up her bike and started yelling at me while my friend laughed his head off.  She was trying to tell me that I should be looking out for bikers and that she had the right away. This despite her hitting my car and flying over the hood, not me running into her.  She actually rode into the side of my car. The motto of the story? You can’t ride your bike across traffic when cars have the right away and expect everyone is going to stop for you.  You should be following the lights just as cars do.

I would love for Toronto to create a law that says that bike owners need to have their bikes plated and insured, and that they need to pass a bike safety course to get a bicycle license. Make sure they have to legally wear a helmet, have a bell or horn, reflectors and a light on their bike, and HAVE to obey the traffic code just like cars or face nice fat fines.  This would be a perfect way to get these fuckers respecting the road, and keeping people out of danger.  I am still waiting to strangle my first biker, and at this rate it might be soon.)

Violent Arrest at University of Western Ontario on You Tube

London, Ont. – Officials at the University of Western Ontario in this southwestern Ontario city are defending the violent arrest of a student captured on a video circulating on YouTube.

The video shows the student being held down in a campus building on Wednesday and pummeled by at least five campus and city police officers.

Officers are seen kneeing the student aggressively in the torso, beating him on the back with batons and punching him hard up to a dozen times.

At least one officer is heard yelling “Stop resisting,” and then, “Give us your arm.”

Elgin Austen, the head of campus police, told a news conference Thursday that by the time he arrived during the arrest, he didn’t see “anything out of order” with the level of force being applied.

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(Lee: So while I’m not a huge fan of police, honestly if I was going to school at the University and some retard barricaded himself in a classroom, and then police showed up to arrest the retard, at that point its open season!  Really, how the hell do you know if this kid was going to shoot the place up? Or blow himself up or something. The police tackled this kid and tried to arrest him however the kid wouldn’t co-operate and instead he got the living shit kicked out of him until they were able to cuff him. In this case the police were actually doing their job, protect the students.

If it was some random dude then okay, but this stupid fuck barricaded himself in a classroom and then resisted arrest. I mean I never went to University, but even I know you don’t resist arrest. You know you will get beat down if you do, so either way you’re going to get arrested why resist it?  The stupid kids that videotaped this shit and call it police brutality probably are the same damn kids that weren’t allowed to watch the Simpsons growing up because of the violence. They probably have never lived in an area where it is a normal thing to see random people get knocked the fuck out for the fun of it. They probably grew up all Scooby Doo like in Forest Hill. Mommy and Daddy made sure they had a silver spoon in their mouth when they came out of their daddy’s nut sack.

Listen don’t get me wrong, I ain’t mad that you grew up without fear and without violence in your lives. Grew up with your first car being purchased by your mommy or daddy at a BMW dealership. “Hey son do you want a Mazda 323?”, “No way daddy only the loser kids at school drive 323’s, it better be at least an M3 or higher.” Look, really? Eventually these kids will be running the fucking country and this is the stupid ass shit that people like myself will have to deal with. Kid’s crying bloody murder because a terrorist gets put in jail, or a kid accidentally guns down a church full of nuns. No don’t hurt him, he made a mistake.

Look. that kid is lucky I’m not a cop because I would have just tasered the shit out of that mother fucker. He is lucky he only got beat, because someone could have shot that stupid mother fucker for creating a scene like that. Maybe this fool kid will understand that next time you try and take a classroom hostage be prepared to get beat down. Shit, if the kid didn’t resist arrest he wouldn’t even got beat. I mean what, the cops should just lay on the kid and wait until he finally says “okay, I wont fight back no more”. Beat that mother fucker, smash his head right into the concrete floor if you have to. Shit all he got was some bruises. Fuck, I got beat harder by my own father for doing far less then that. HEY BOY, you ride that bike up the side of my car? NOO! No I didn’t dad, looks like you did, you could have scratched it you stupid bastard! POW POW.. upside my head.

For the stupid University students that complained about this guy getting beat up, I just want to know your thoughts. What if this guy barricaded himself in the classroom and had a gun? Would you still feel the same way?  How the hell did you all know he didn’t have a gun? I mean, should the cops ask first? Hey, just want to make sure you don’t have a gun in there, do you?  Nope I don’t.  Okay, he said he doesn’t, we should just leave him.

I’m tired of this world. You don’t want fighting in hockey,  don’t want violence. Hey I’m not for violence either but seriously it happens, and no matter what you do you wont get rid of it. I think some of these kids that are complaining about this should be put into a ring to fend for themselves and see who resorts to violence then.

I hope this kid gets thrown in jail and never goes back to University. But unfortunately this kids parents will cry a river,  it’s racist or its wrong, he did nothing wrong and shouldn’t have been beaten like that. Fuck him, and his parents and anyone that would stick up for this mother fucker.

Im LeeRoy and this kid got what he desserved.)

Tasers kill everyone, Taser International CEO buys the office donuts when someone survives

Taser Intl. says stun gun didn’t kill Dziekanski

VANCOUVER — The maker of the Taser stun gun is categorically rejecting assertions the high-voltage weapon had anything to do with the 2007 death of Polish immigrant Robert Dziekanski.

Say bye to my wife and kids for me...Uggghhhhhh...

In it’s final submission to the public inquiry into Dziekanski’s death exactly two years ago Wednesday, Taser International Inc. also slams the commission for perceived unfairness in letting “novel theories” and speculative evidence about his death go largely unchallenged.

Taser’s lawyers told inquiry commissioner Thomas Braidwood on Tuesday that current medical and scientific research on sudden death during restraint excludes the weapon as the cause of death.

“The Taser device is the latest in a long line of police tools to be scrutinized in respect of sudden in-custody death,” the U.S.-based company’s submission says.

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STOP! Or I will KILL the fuck out of you!

(se: Note: The tag “i might kill someone” should be retitled “you will probably kill someone”. It’s true, oh it’s true.  Every 30 seconds, someone is dying from getting tasered.  Tasering people is like the big thing now.  Before a cop had to worry about shooting you because he would have to fill out a report, and then you usually ended up dead 95% of the time, and you know, usually they pump you with a whole clip, and people look down on that.  Now, for any little reason, you just taser a person.  Someone talks back to you, they won’t put up their hands, they are going nuts, etc. TASER!  Don’t tase me bro! I am surprised that everyone at Taser International hasn’t been sent to the Hague to face a war crime tribunal.  I am quite sure that tasers have been responsible for more deaths than Hitler, and Hitler was not using non-lethal force. The new rule of thumb is that if you have a chance to get beat up by the cops with a billy stick, just got for that option, at least you won’t be dead before they get you into the cop car..)