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How much time..

Written on November 13th, 2009 by sempireno shouts

So here is the afternoon question.

Its like driving behind a bus that makes you wanna puke in your mouth..

It's like driving behind a bus that makes you wanna puke in your mouth..

How much time do you burn in a lifetime waiting for fat people.  Usually when I am out and about downtown, I am speed walking like everyone else.  There are tonne of people around, and everyone needs to be doing something, or needs to be somewhere.

With the exception of fat people.  Most of the fat slow moving people are women, or street cars… and street cars are not really people..

Anyways, as I am moving along quickly to do what I have to do, I always get stuck behind a fat person that I can’t get around.  Not like chubby fat, but Biggie Smalls sitting on a Volkswagon fat.

People behind me can’t move, and the whole traffic jam of people occurs.  These people don’t walk to the side.  They walk right in the middle.  Middle of the staircase, middle of the hallway, Malcolm in the Middle.

I bet you waste like 10 years of your life behind fat people going slow.  I am sure if they moved a bit faster they wouldn’t be fat.