The most awesome Tiger Woods Re-enactment

Gotta hand it to the Chinese.  They make life super awesome.  I love how Tiger gets beat up and chased with the golf club.  CNN learns to learn from these guys..

Being Married..

Hulkamanic Depressive

Hulk Hogan – Hulk Hogan Floored By Marriage – [Contactmusic News]

Hulk Hogan thought about killing himself, even going as far as holding a loaded gun, when his marriage ended.

The legendary wrestler – real name Terry Bollea – got as far as picking up a gun to shoot himself when wife Linda Bollea filed for divorce after nearly 24 years together, following claims he had had an affair in 2007.

In his autobiography, ‘My Life Outside the Ring’, Hulk wrote: “There were times when I thought that a whole bottle of pills would go down easy.

“Then I noticed the gun in my hand. I was careless with it… I kept my finger pressed right to that trigger… and if I moved that finger an inch in the right direction I would have blown my brains out.”

Hulk’s depression descended further when his son Nick was indicted on reckless driving charges. He had been involved in an accident which left his friend and passenger, John Graziano, with a broken skull and in need of lifelong medical care.

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Wow. Hulk's looking pretty old..

(se: Shiiiit.. I don’t think it was the divorce itself that messed up Hulk Hogan, I think it was the fact that his wife was a stupid bitch and she’s milking him for every penny she can get.  Especially the cars.  I think I covered this before and said that he should just OJ her.  It’s bad enough that she is taking his money, which isn’t hers, that she didn’t earn, and she is taking his house, but the cars?  You evil bitch!  I guess also having a douchebag son that’s a loser wannabe fast and furious racer, and a daughter that looks like a guy that can’t sing, but keeps trying (sure, I guess you get bonus points for trying..), man..it’s like a horrific suicide just waiting to happen.  Hulk should have just killed his entire family when he had the chance..)

Keanu, you are NOT the father. Crazy Bitch, no instant lottery for you.

Test shows Keanu isn’t the father, lawyer says

A Toronto lawyer representing Keanu Reeves says a paternity test has proved the actor never sired a child with Karen Sala, the Barrie woman who is seeking millions in spousal and child support.

Another crazy bitch trying to win the baby daddy lottery.

Unlike the alleged fathers who test negative on The Maury Povich Show, Reeves didn’t show relief at the results, said his lawyer. “He was confident the tests would prove he was not the father. He never had any doubt,” said Lorne Wolfson.

Sala alleged she had a sexual relationship with Reeves before, during and after her marriage. In May, she told the Star she believed the actor may have fathered one or more of her four children, who are now in their 20s. She said Reeves used to buy them Christmas gifts when they were younger.

She was seeking $3 million a month in spousal support, retroactive to November 2006, as well as $150,000 a month in child support, going back to June 1988.

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(se: Wooooow!  Did you see this bitch?  Bitch looks crazy, and hella ugly as well.  You know that Keanu never ever touched this bitch.  What a wack job.  You know that Keanu has much better taste then that.  Even while drunk and looking for a one night stand, AND if he every got that desperate I’m sure he would have wrapped his dick and her face in garbage bags.  It’s funny how so many women always try to take the easy way out by suing unknown men for child support.  It’s sad.  Especially when you spend all your time talking about equal rights and shit, but soon as you can rip some cash, or a house away from your ex, or baby daddy, you’re all for it.  Sitting on your ass scamming is no way to go through life bitch.  It always surprises me that more women don’t get OJ’d.)

Divorced dads can’t catch a break

More than a decade after a landmark study recommended an overhaul of Canadian divorce law, courts still haven’t caught up to the new reality of Canadian family life. A generation of dads who can’t stand being apart from their children is pushing for change.

When Walter Mueller first walked into the support group, he was asked to draw a picture of his life for the dozen or so men in the room.

Mueller drew three. In each one he was hanging out with his 9-year-old daughter and 8-year-old son – splashing at the family’s cottage, riding bikes, trekking through a theme park. The picture isn’t nearly so pretty for many divorced Dads.

Mueller has seen some pushed to the brink of suicide and financial ruin in their quest to remain a significant part of their children’s lives. He’s heard others complain they’ve been relegated to the role of visitors and virtual ATM machines.

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(se: It’s brutal being a single dad I guess.  Everyone is against you. Unless your ex-wife is a crazy murderer the Government and the Law sides with women, all the time.  It’s sad to see how everyone goes nuts when someone OJ’s a bitch and they can’t figure out why.  When you get a divorce the woman gets everything, and you still have to pay her every month, and when you have kids, she restricts you from being with your kids, and drains your wallet. Sometimes you just have to OJ a bitch…)