Posts Tagged ‘designers’

The new Chrysler Logo

Written on November 3rd, 2009 by sempireno shouts

Very Stabtastic.

As you know Fiat now owns Chrysler, and will hopefully be working on making it a good company again.  It was great when the new 300 came out, but now since they are selling for under $10,000 (Canadian $) used, you’re seeing the youth destroy them with cheap wanna be Bentley mods, and taxi drivers rolling around Toronto in them.

Can we expect a new Chrysler, or just a new logo?

Ralph Lauren puts ugly clothes on a Q-Tip, Still better than cleaning your ears with a fat chick

Written on October 7th, 2009 by sempireno shouts

Man.

Here we go again.  It’s looks like Ralph Lauren has this ad with an extremely skinny chick and everyone is getting mad about it.  Usually it starts with the fat chicks that are all about not being able to lose weight and taking it out on non-fatties “healthy” looking women.

Ok, it’s a given.  She’s definitely really skinny, and looks like a hairy Q-Tip with some crappy clothes on, but still, she’s hotter than a fat chick in the same outfit. Who knows, maybe she has good genetics and can’t gain weight?  Is this what this world has come to?  if you are overweight, you eat bad, and don’t work out, you’re a “healthy”, “normal” or “average” woman?  Imagine if a guy went to the gym and had a 6 pack.  Does he automatically become an anorexic guy that doesn’t eat and is unhealthy because he doesn’t have a beer belly?  How come you never see guys with beer bellies being shoved on the cover of magazine to represent the “average” man?  How about women talking about how sexy it is to have a fat guy, or a guy with a beer gut?  laurenWomen want their men to be in shape, and have a six pack, instead of double chins and beer guts, but soon as a women has a beer gut and double chins she is healthy and beautiful, and should be on the cover of a magazine.  A real plus sized model.

Hey, I wish I could complain about buff guys because I’m insecure, but I’m not, and guys just aren’t catty like that.

Leave the twig alone, if you don’t like or don’t wear Ralph Lauren, who cares, find something else to do.  If you’re a RL fan, and you’re offended because you’re a fatty, maybe you should start jogging and going to the gym. Not eating donuts as a meal also helps.

The more I think about it is the more I think you complaining fat chicks suck. Is this stick girl raping and killing children? No? She’s just a skinny chick, doing what skinny chicks do. Model.

If you’re that offended, stick a chill pill in your super sized double big mac with cheese and bacon combo and relax.