Hardcore soccer mom..

You wish your mom was doing this in the off season…

Canadians would rather risk H1N1 than risk the vaccine

Half of Canadians don’t want flu vaccine: poll – [ctv.ca]

On the eve of the biggest immunization program in Canadian history, a new poll suggests roughly half of Canadians do not want the H1N1 swine flu vaccine.

According to a Strategic Counsel poll taken for CTV News and The Globe and Mail, 51 per cent of Canadians do not plan on getting vaccinated.

However, 67 per cent of those polled say they believe the vaccine is safe for adults and 59 per cent said the vaccine is safe for children.

The poll, which questioned 1,000 Canadians between Oct. 22-24, suggests most of the country is not overly worried about the H1N1 flu, even if people are taking precautions.

While 63 per cent of respondents say they have taken precautions against the H1N1 swine flu, 67 per cent of respondents say they are only a little worried or not worried at all about catching the flu.

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The H1N1 vaccine might turn you into a NEWER mutant..

(se: Whoa.  I believe that.  I don’t want to get the shot either.  What kind of testing has been done on this shot? It’s only been on the market as of late, and with H1N1 being under a year old, who knows what could happen.  Maybe you begin to mutate, who knows.

Sure, people are going to die, and a lot of people would be sick, but look at bird flu.  Whatever happened to that? Remember SARS?  Wasn’t that supposed to come back and start wiping out mankind?  I think I will pass on this..)

Hulkamanic Depressive

Hulk Hogan – Hulk Hogan Floored By Marriage – [Contactmusic News]

Hulk Hogan thought about killing himself, even going as far as holding a loaded gun, when his marriage ended.

The legendary wrestler – real name Terry Bollea – got as far as picking up a gun to shoot himself when wife Linda Bollea filed for divorce after nearly 24 years together, following claims he had had an affair in 2007.

In his autobiography, ‘My Life Outside the Ring’, Hulk wrote: “There were times when I thought that a whole bottle of pills would go down easy.

“Then I noticed the gun in my hand. I was careless with it… I kept my finger pressed right to that trigger… and if I moved that finger an inch in the right direction I would have blown my brains out.”

Hulk’s depression descended further when his son Nick was indicted on reckless driving charges. He had been involved in an accident which left his friend and passenger, John Graziano, with a broken skull and in need of lifelong medical care.

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Wow. Hulk's looking pretty old..

(se: Shiiiit.. I don’t think it was the divorce itself that messed up Hulk Hogan, I think it was the fact that his wife was a stupid bitch and she’s milking him for every penny she can get.  Especially the cars.  I think I covered this before and said that he should just OJ her.  It’s bad enough that she is taking his money, which isn’t hers, that she didn’t earn, and she is taking his house, but the cars?  You evil bitch!  I guess also having a douchebag son that’s a loser wannabe fast and furious racer, and a daughter that looks like a guy that can’t sing, but keeps trying (sure, I guess you get bonus points for trying..), man..it’s like a horrific suicide just waiting to happen.  Hulk should have just killed his entire family when he had the chance..)

Nature travelling through time to stop Large Hadron Collider, terminate Sarah Conner

Large Hadron Collider is ‘being sabotaged from the future’ – [News.com.au]

SCIENTISTS claim the giant atom-smashing Large Hadron Collider (LHC) is being jinxed from the future to save the world.

In a bizarre sci-fi theory, Danish physicist Dr Holger Bech Nielsen and Dr Masao Ninomiya from Japan claim the LHC startup has been delayed due to nature trying to prevent it from finding the elusive Higgs boson, or “God particle”.

They say their maths proves that nature will “ripple backward through time” to stop the LHC before it can create the God particle, like a time traveler who goes back in time to kill his grandfather.

“One could even almost say that we have a model for God,” Dr Nielsen says in an unpublished essay.

“He rather hates Higgs particles, and attempts to avoid them.”

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The worlds most expensive thing that doesn't work. The LHC.

(se: Maybe I am too sober to figure this out.  So… what you’re saying is “nature” is going back in time to make sure the LHC doesn’t work so that we can’t find the God particle?

Is this just an excuse because billions were spent on a machine that was supposed to do some Star Trek shit, and it’s never actually worked, and scientists are like ‘oh fuck, maybe we should have built a small cheap one to test first‘. C’mon, you guys are fucking scientists, you should be able to do better than this shit.  You’re making shit up from the Terminator movie. LHC = Skynet, Nature = Terminator..you know..

Hopefully my tax dollars weren’t used to build this big piece of expensive shit. Thank god Canada spends all it’s money on Pride Parades, and Refugees.. then again.. that’s kinda like the LHC – Gay and doesn’t work… fuck… what a lose/lose..)

Jon and Nadya Plus 14 plus another 8 on Weekends

Octomom Is Hot For Jon Gosselin – [myfoxphilly.com]

PHILADELPHIA – Octomom Nadya Suleman says Jon Gosselin is hot and she has a crush on the reality TV dad.

Suleman spoke with Radar Online about the 32-year-old former “Jon & Kate” star, and she also had some life advice for Kate Gosselin.

“I wish everyone would leave her alone. I’m sure she trusts herself and trusts that she’s strong enough to handle it.”

But her best comments were about Jon Gosselin.

“I kind of have a crush on Jon Gosselin,” Suleman said. “I think he’s hot!”

Suleman has 14 children, including her octuplets. Jon Gosselin has eight children, including his sextuplets.

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Make babies and profit!

(se: I would definitely tune in to watch “Jon and Nadya plus 22“. It’s like one of those crazy Mormon families, except for Nadya being bat shit crazy, and Jon being an attention whore. Imagine the crazy antics that you’ll get to see.  Also picture the look on Kate’s face when Jon goes to pick up his kids for a custody visit in a school bus.

In reality we’re all waiting for Jon, Kate, and Nadya to have their kids taken away and them all locked up in some mental ward for being retarded unfit parents.  Using your kids as a gateway to fuel your own fantasies of being a celebrity are weak. I’m looking at you too Billy Ray Cyrus..)

Violent Arrest at University of Western Ontario on You Tube

London, Ont. – Officials at the University of Western Ontario in this southwestern Ontario city are defending the violent arrest of a student captured on a video circulating on YouTube.

The video shows the student being held down in a campus building on Wednesday and pummeled by at least five campus and city police officers.

Officers are seen kneeing the student aggressively in the torso, beating him on the back with batons and punching him hard up to a dozen times.

At least one officer is heard yelling “Stop resisting,” and then, “Give us your arm.”

Elgin Austen, the head of campus police, told a news conference Thursday that by the time he arrived during the arrest, he didn’t see “anything out of order” with the level of force being applied.

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(Lee: So while I’m not a huge fan of police, honestly if I was going to school at the University and some retard barricaded himself in a classroom, and then police showed up to arrest the retard, at that point its open season!  Really, how the hell do you know if this kid was going to shoot the place up? Or blow himself up or something. The police tackled this kid and tried to arrest him however the kid wouldn’t co-operate and instead he got the living shit kicked out of him until they were able to cuff him. In this case the police were actually doing their job, protect the students.

If it was some random dude then okay, but this stupid fuck barricaded himself in a classroom and then resisted arrest. I mean I never went to University, but even I know you don’t resist arrest. You know you will get beat down if you do, so either way you’re going to get arrested why resist it?  The stupid kids that videotaped this shit and call it police brutality probably are the same damn kids that weren’t allowed to watch the Simpsons growing up because of the violence. They probably have never lived in an area where it is a normal thing to see random people get knocked the fuck out for the fun of it. They probably grew up all Scooby Doo like in Forest Hill. Mommy and Daddy made sure they had a silver spoon in their mouth when they came out of their daddy’s nut sack.

Listen don’t get me wrong, I ain’t mad that you grew up without fear and without violence in your lives. Grew up with your first car being purchased by your mommy or daddy at a BMW dealership. “Hey son do you want a Mazda 323?”, “No way daddy only the loser kids at school drive 323’s, it better be at least an M3 or higher.” Look, really? Eventually these kids will be running the fucking country and this is the stupid ass shit that people like myself will have to deal with. Kid’s crying bloody murder because a terrorist gets put in jail, or a kid accidentally guns down a church full of nuns. No don’t hurt him, he made a mistake.

Look. that kid is lucky I’m not a cop because I would have just tasered the shit out of that mother fucker. He is lucky he only got beat, because someone could have shot that stupid mother fucker for creating a scene like that. Maybe this fool kid will understand that next time you try and take a classroom hostage be prepared to get beat down. Shit, if the kid didn’t resist arrest he wouldn’t even got beat. I mean what, the cops should just lay on the kid and wait until he finally says “okay, I wont fight back no more”. Beat that mother fucker, smash his head right into the concrete floor if you have to. Shit all he got was some bruises. Fuck, I got beat harder by my own father for doing far less then that. HEY BOY, you ride that bike up the side of my car? NOO! No I didn’t dad, looks like you did, you could have scratched it you stupid bastard! POW POW.. upside my head.

For the stupid University students that complained about this guy getting beat up, I just want to know your thoughts. What if this guy barricaded himself in the classroom and had a gun? Would you still feel the same way?  How the hell did you all know he didn’t have a gun? I mean, should the cops ask first? Hey, just want to make sure you don’t have a gun in there, do you?  Nope I don’t.  Okay, he said he doesn’t, we should just leave him.

I’m tired of this world. You don’t want fighting in hockey,  don’t want violence. Hey I’m not for violence either but seriously it happens, and no matter what you do you wont get rid of it. I think some of these kids that are complaining about this should be put into a ring to fend for themselves and see who resorts to violence then.

I hope this kid gets thrown in jail and never goes back to University. But unfortunately this kids parents will cry a river,  it’s racist or its wrong, he did nothing wrong and shouldn’t have been beaten like that. Fuck him, and his parents and anyone that would stick up for this mother fucker.

Im LeeRoy and this kid got what he desserved.)

Two women drivers almost kill everyone on the Queensway

So I’m on the Queensway in Toronto today heading home from a trip to Ikea. It is raining lightly, and I assume because its a Sunday most rejects are at church or at home relaxing.

So anyways, as I am driving all of a sudden this stupid old lady pull a u-turn through 6 lanes of quick moving traffic causing myself and everyone else to lockup our brakes and swerve. I smelt burning rubber. I wanted to get out my car and punch her in the face.

Not even 10 meters later, another woman does the same thing. Don’t you bitches watch where you are going? Who is that stupid to drive like that? I hope next time you do that you get hit by an 18 wheeler and die, and then someone sends me pictures to go with this post, cause if ended up crashing my care into one of those bitches, I would have gotten out of my car and choked the shit out of them..