Morning coffee

See.. This bitch knows I need my coffee!

Every morning I come into the office and get my coffee cup and hit the coffee maker….

It so happens that this takes 20 minutes.

Do you know why?

Because there is always that person that is standing in front of the sink spending 19 minutes scrubbing and washing out their coffee cup like they just had a cup of fucking AIDS.

Like come on. You just had coffee in that cup, and now you are getting another cup of coffee.  It’s not like homeless people were using your cup as a urinal 10 minutes ago. There was coffee in it.

Why do you need to wash it like that, especially when you have people waiting to rinse out their cups and get coffee.

Everyone in the office hates you.