Flattery

The new Ford Focus is going to be sporting an Audi Grill.

Remember when Audi didn’t even matter?  Now everyone is copying Audi lights, and Audi Grills.  Poor BMW is starting to look really stale..

Playing out your headlights

I replaced my headlights a few weeks ago. I bought ultra white bulbs and made sure they weren’t tinted blue.

Why?

Well c’mon. Who really has blue lights? HIDs have a bluish tint, but HID lights don’t come stock on Honda Civics, 15 year old minivans, and 1980 VW rabbits.

Seeing that blue lights are being played out like 8 bit Nintendo, I think by the Summer, they will either be banned, or the fad will be dead.

Although..we could see some Ed Hardy blue lights soon that could double kill the fad…

We’ll see. Time will tell…

P/T Cruiser is a Rednecks Ferarri

It's like a gay Plymouth Prowler..

I noticed that when the P/T Cruiser came out, originally people thought it was a cool looking car. It was purchased up by older 50+ men who wanted to relive their younger years, and for a new car, it was relatively cheap. $16,000 brand new and $23,000 for a turbo version with chrome wheels.

After about 3 years the P/T cruiser became gay to own. All the previous owners traded them in and no one wanted them. The value of the car used with low kms is as low as $5000.00 on a used car lot. You can also find a P/T Cruiser even cheaper with high kms as cheap as $2000.00.

Holy fucking loser mobile retard!

Years after the car stopped production the rednecks that used to look at the car and think it was the most amazing vehicle ever built could now afford one. So now when you see these ugly as fuck cheap cars driving down the streets,  99.9% of the owners are rednecks, Hicks, and crackers driving these things. This car to them is a Ferarri, they have no sense of value or what they are actually purchasing.

The P/T Cruiser is a Dodge Neon with a different body. That’s all it is, everything is exactly the same. Basically if you can think of a Dodge Neon without a body on it so picture the frame on wheels and engine and seats and everything then just put a P/T body on it and bingo you got yourself a giant piece of shit.

A redneck in a convertible PT Cruiser

If you ever ask a Redneck about there P/T Cruiser they will tell you how valuable their car is. Today I witnessed this happen. A guy walked by a Rednecks P/T Cruiser and took a picture. He was also a Redneck ..lol.. go figure. When the girl that owned the P/T Cruiser approached the man he said that he thought it was a nice car and took a picture. Hah haaaaaaa.. we asked her later, and she said look I have a nice car and people want to take pictures. Now if you can imagine a 2001 P/T Cruiser in Gold .. with 14 inch wheels and hub caps on it .. no tint .. base model .. pink sticker on the side of it.. I can see why anyone would take a picture of that piece of shit.

This is not the first time I have come across a stupid Redneck cracker with a P/T Cruiser that thought it was something special. These people actually seem to think these cars are fast ..ha ha ha … These are the same fucked up people that still think owning a T-Shirt that says Tommy on it is a expensive brand Like Hilfiger. In case you don’t know .. Tommy is not Hilfiger. Even Hilfiger isn’t expensive and Hilfiger clothes were cool back in the 90’s, its almost 2010!

Only you can be this redneck, this gay, and this stupid...

These are also the same people that wear bear hats that say I am Canadian or Bud… or Nascar. You know who I am talking about, Rednecks. Funny thing is this girl who owns this car came from the fucking forest. She grew up in the sticks in but fuck nowhere, with mother, father and a beer in their hand since date of her birth. A weekend with her parents is searching for other peoples garbage for cool shit that people throw out and think wow these people are soo stupid to throw this lamp out, do you know how much this will be worth? These people have no sense of time, have no thought process and generally are the most uneducated people on the face of the earth.

Maybe even gayer..

So if you’re one of these people please understand something, you’re retarded and people laugh at you and your gay ass car. No one thinks your cool unless they are your friends who probably are Redneck hill billies too. Yeah you stupid fuckin WHITE CRACKER HONKEY REDNECK FUCK!  You’re retarded go drink a beer and attempt to do your own oil changes on your fucking loser mobile. Straight up gay .. thats it.. GAY.

I’m LeeRoy ………..and if you own one your a Redneck Cracker Ass Retard.

Does Killing Someone Ever Cross Your Mind ?

This type of fag is the one that everyone hates.

Today I was driving on my way to the mall, and some asshole’s car broke down in one of the lanes. So there is only one other lane with no one around so I put the nose of my Jeep into that lane. While I’m waiting a young kid with a Nissan pulls up into the lane that my nose is in and tries to cut in between the nose of my car and the guardrail. Well I drove right in as soon as traffic began to move coming inches from driving over the front end of his shit ass car. So he began to hold down his horn like the little bitch he is. First off the fact that he even had that nerve is unbelievable. Don’t fuck with someone then honk like its the other guys fault.

Lee will kill your whole family with his car.

As soon as we began moving this bitch kid gunned it in front of me at the lights almost taking off my front bumper. So I was just about to hop the curb and block in his car however my wife began screaming NONONO! Always have to have someone telling you not to do something that you really should do. Anyway so light turns green and I begin following him into the mall parking lot. He then slows almost to a stop.. so I slow down to get out but he kept moving so I figured, no problem gun it into on coming traffic and go around him almost driving right over his fuck car like a speed bump. We turn the corner and he guns it past me again ..haha.. so anyway I follow him and I stop in front of the mall to let out my wife, he parks but what he doesn’t notice is I see him and I see where he now has parked.

Equal rights. He'll punch the shit out of your girlfriend too!

Now this is where killing a mother fucker actually crossed my mind. I see him and his girl friend get out of there car and begin walking into the mall. He doesn’t see me, but I see him, and I’m seriously thinking.. I’m gonna run this mother fucker over.. Then I thought, nahh.. instead I’m going to go to his car and push it with my jeep into the middle of the fuckin parking lot. Well.. eventually I just threw an entire large cup of coffee all over the windshield and hood of his car.

This kid is very lucky because I really thought about killing this person. Like not just beating him actually killing him and his girlfriend.. like no longer breathing shit.. both dead chalk outlined and all. I really don’t know what to say at this point about stupid people and the thought process that goes through there fucking mind. Do you know who you are fucking with? I don’t think you do!

I take medication to calm me down mother fucker .. don’t catch me on a day when I forgot to take it. Anyway, hope people get to understand if you were in the fuckin wrong just admit it and everything is fine. But you wanna be a douche? Go ahead and just hope someone aint behind the wheel that will kill a mother fucker.

I’m LeeRoy and your lucky to be alive today.

Will you need a translator for your Hyundai GPS?

Hyundai opens Indian R&D facility to develop small cars – [Autoblog.com]

Over the past decade, Hyundai has rapidly moved up into the top echelon of the worlds automakers and part of its success has come from better tailoring its cars to local needs.

To help in that respect, the South Korean company has opened a network of technical centers in the regions where it does business.

Last week, Hyundai opened it fourth R&D facility outside of Korea with its new location in Hyderabad, India. The Indian center will focus on developing small cars and the home office has named it the global center of excellence for the segment.

The Hyderabad Center is starting off with 300 engineers and will also be providing support services to other locations in South Korea, Japan, Germany and the United States. The 300,000 square-foot facility took two years to build at a cost of $25 million.

[Source: Hyundai]

The new Chrysler Logo

Very Stabtastic.

As you know Fiat now owns Chrysler, and will hopefully be working on making it a good company again.  It was great when the new 300 came out, but now since they are selling for under $10,000 (Canadian $) used, you’re seeing the youth destroy them with cheap wanna be Bentley mods, and taxi drivers rolling around Toronto in them.

Can we expect a new Chrysler, or just a new logo?

It’s Not Cool to Follow The Trends

The "used to be" must have lease car to pose in.

So I have noticed allot of people tend to follow the leader when it comes to style. But I think a lot of people don’t realize that a couple of people started that trend and they have moved on while you are now copying their old style.

I don’t know if anyone has noticed recently but Audi Sales have jumped through the roof lately. These same vehicle’s back in the 90’s wouldn’t sell, you had the rare people with them but they were never that popular. They were still ranked up there with BMW, Mercedes, Saab, Lexus, Cadillac, but BMW and Mercedes were the cool cars to own in the late 90’s into the year 2000.

Recently BMW and Mercedes sales have dropped, and the lemming yuppy flock are all running to the Audi dealerships to trade in there BMW’s and Mercedes for overpriced Volkswagons. Why is this? Could it be due to the fact that just like every trend eventually the trend goes out and a new one comes in?

The new must have lease car to pose in.

Back in the 80’s Lincoln and Cadillac ruled the luxury car market. The early 90’s Saab and BMW and Jaguar really set a trend till people realized that you couldn’t keep a Saab or Jag on the road without it breaking down. People then shifted to Mercedes and BMW lucky for them they changed the style enough to make the cars look new again. Audi recently came out with all new style cars with LED headlights and the Audi super car the R8. I saw a couple of suits driving these right away, then it took off like wild fire. Now when I speak with people, right away when you ask them what car they would buy if they had the money?  It’s Audi! What happened to BMW? Or Mercedes?

Nope.

A lot of the top luxury vehicles mentioned by people are Audi, Lexus, Acura… Then BMW, Mercedes, and what about Saab? I’m waiting for the day when Saab will be the trend. Or Cadillac,  and that may actually happen now that GM has began to change some of the designs and market the Cadillac.

Sure, It's a great car.. But will it make me look like I am rich?

I don’t know why people just cant be themselves. Get something no one else has start your own trend. Remember when Hummer was cool? Now its just not! People kinda look down on owners of Hummers because they are useless wastes of space. Its a glorified overpriced Chevy Tahoe.

Start your own trend.

Instead of flocking to Starbucks, go to Dunkin’ Donuts or something. Or don’t even care, get what you want because it tastes good or looks good or because it fits your income.

Bentley won't even lease you a car as a 25 year old, recent immigrant, retail sales clerk at the mall. However you can still have a $800 a month for 6 years, 0% down BMW..

My parking lot at work is now full of white Audi’s. People are even buying up the old Audi’s from the 90’s that no one liked. But now people say wow how did he get an Audi?

My Gawd man.

Kids are beginning to fall off the Honda Civic bandwagon.

Now the cool thing is drifting!

So you now see kids buying old Nissan’s and Toyota’s. The next generation will change the whole market, and as far as I can see companies, like Kia, and Hyundai taking the sales away from Honda because kids are following a trend to rear wheel drive cars.

Weird ain’t it?

I say be yourself, don’t go out and buy a Civic because everyone else has one. Purchase it because you really want one. If you really want a Jeep purchase a Jeep.

I’m LeeRoy …………………..B-Yourself !

Hardcore soccer mom..

You wish your mom was doing this in the off season…

Was this your mom?

Because you know this was probably a woman driver on the phone..

Anyways, you know “she” got caught.  believe it or not, this happened in a suburb outside of Toronto, Canada.  I though this stuff only happened in the US..

Your secret wishes come through while driving..

You know that asshole in the fancy car that his parents bought him.  The expensive car that he never had to lift a finger to get, never had to pay insurance on, and will never have to pay maintenance because Daddy will pay for all that.

You know that feeling you get when he rides your ass, cuts around you, and drives like a jackass.  You have that one wish…

Here it is…