Funny White People

Applies to you

Yesterday while I was pumping gas at an Esso gas station I watched two white guys get into an argument.

This was not the argument that you would think, the argument was polite and the reason they were arguing? The white guy walking out of the Esso held the door for the white guy walking in. Then the one walking in said no after you….. and the white guy holding the door for the other white guy said… no no after you sir. They stood on either sides of the door with one white dude holding the door the other standing on the other side back and forth saying no after you. This went on for about 5 minutes while this was going on a whole family of Indians walked in and said nothing …seconds later a Indian women walked in said nothing all the while this retarded white man is still holding the door open and the other white guy is saying thank you … but after you .. LOL.. I laughed my stupid ass off.

Look, while it is nice to see some people still have a caring heart to think about the next person and hold the door for them, this is just stupid after the guy coming in said no after you .. just walk through man. The Indian family that walked in while this was going on didn’t even notice this was happening never mind they probably thought the white guy holding the door was doing it because it was his job. No one gives a shit no more, people in general are ass holes they don’t care about you and they don’t care about anything around them. If you cant change them….be like them. I see someone coming towards the door I make sure it slams in there face, why? Because if they had the same decision it would be slammed in my face. I learned after a couple of years of holding doors for people that no one gives a fuck. You look like a bitch holding the door some stupid ass mother fucker walks in and doesn’t even look at you never mind say thank you. You walk out like a bitch … your that mans bitch .. he owns you.

I have waited for a guy once just as he ran at the door I pushed it shut. When he walked in he looked at me and I looked at him .. like that’s right your a bitch I slammed the door in your fuckin face .. fuck face. I know its not nice and in a perfect world people would hold doors for people and say thank you. But we don’t, we live in a world of people that will cut there mothers throat for a buck.

Its the same when your trying to get off a bus or a train .. I push as many people as possible. I shove my way out like there is a fire and who ever is last is gonna burn a slow death. I shove my way through the door like its a fuckin Olympic race and I’m going for the damn gold medal bitch. Your Michael Johnson and I’m Donavan Bailey .. Because if you don’t act this way you will get stomped on. I’m in a train and I’m hopping over seats and babies to get to the door. Your in my way the elbows come out. I don’t give 2 fucks.

Driving your car on the streets? You should know how it is you either get through the lights or you sit behind everyone who will constantly cut around you no signals no brake lights .. in and out of traffic and pass you on the turning lanes. Pass you down the center median. So now I do the same, I see you trying to pass ill do the same .. shit I was going 140 along Mavis the other day and climbing because one women wanted to pass me even though I was doing like 90 in a 60 .. so as she began to speed up I did the same. Until we both were doing 140 and then she slowed down got in behind me and made a right turn. Crazy? Maybe .. but in our world of the careless and fuck you to get ahead this is the norm.

Welcome to the land of the free.

Im LeeRoy .. and im just like you …bitch !

Why is it so hard to find anyone that knows shit about something?

Maybe a month and a half ago I ordered a new car stereo, it was one of those double sized ones that have a touch screen, GPS, and all that.  I figured since I spend a lot of time driving it’ll be a nice upgrade.

I had this stereo sitting there dying to be put in, however since my car isn’t your typical every day car, I wanted to make sure I can find an installer that has some experience with install on this car, and can provide me with the perfect install.

Anyhow, I wake up this Saturday, and take it to this place that does installs. the guy assures me they have worked on this car before, and it should be no problem, he will even do it himself. When I go to bring my car around, there is this young guy that tells me he is going to install it, and instead of bringing inside, he’s going to do it outside in the back of the building.

This kid pulls out my radio, cuts up my console, cuts out my screw points, and THEN looks at the stereo, which at this point doesn’t fit. He tells me, “this isn’t going to fit sorry”.  He get’s his boss, his boys says he will get it to fit.  His boss looks it it, and then goes outside. The kid says to me, it’s not going to fit, jams everything back in the console and goes inside leaving me with my cut out console pieces, and a bunch of mess.  I said to myself, why did I take my car to Hi Tec Audio Video in Brampton and let them butcher my console?

The problem is that now-a-days, no one knows shit about anything. People get jobs that they are not qualified for and have no experience in. The kid at the stereo shop said he has done over 10 cars like mine.  Well then why didn’t you know it was a shallow bay in the console, and check the stereo size before you cut everything up?  Then you tell my my stereo was longer, then we measured it against a Kenwood, and it was the same size.

You go to Best Buy, and the people in the computer department don’t know shit about computers, the TV people know shit all about TV’s, and you trust these people for advice?

I took my car into two shops recently, the first guy didn’t know shit, because when I asked him for quotes on doing work, he expected that I would be stupid enough to leave my car there for the whole day, and he would tell me at the end of his 10 hour day how much it was.  Are you serious?  The other guy just got out of college, and his other mechanic was probably his brother from high school. I thought I was back in my grade 12 shop class.

It has come to the point where I don’t trust anyone working on my car or motorcycle unless they are old guys (40+) with years of experience in the field, and years of experience on my model.  I will find write ups and reviews on the internet before I go to Best Buy and have some kid tell me about shit he doesn’t know that he read off the box.

Don’t get me started on customer service either. Half of these people do the jobs for the money, and don’t care about going a quality job, or making you happy.  I recently paid  2 hours worth of cash for doing something to my car which took them 20 minutes. Because they had no clue, and quoted me wrong.  Instead of charging me the right price for the amount of work that was done, they knocked of $20, and said it’s a standard rate. They should have knocked off the other $40, and even just charged me for the hour at the most.  Mind you I had another $1000 worth of work to be done, and they aren’t going to get it.  It’s too bad that making a quick $70 off of me was a better idea for them than keeping it fair, and making $1000 later on.

There are just too many idiots that think that they went to school for a few years they know everything about everything, which they know shit all about jack shit.

The GTA sucks Toronto/Peel

Ontario sucks! But at least it's not as cold as Manitoba..

I unfortunately was born in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. While I was growing up I loved living here. The houses were nice with lots of land, the people were friendly and everyone on the street would get together for BBQ’s. Halloween would come and the entire area would have lights on,  pumpkins carved, and we would walk for hours getting candy from nice people. Taxes weren’t too bad, houses were fairly cheap. Living was fairly cheap, and my mother stayed home to be a mother.

Now I’m older and I have my own family. I live in the same area I grew up, and my wife works while my son stays with my mother in law. Reason? Day care is like $900+ a month. My house is a detached 1 garage, 1 car driveway with 2 feet of grass between my house and the house next to me. My house costs $50,000 more then what my parents owned and my entire house could fit into our old family room. Property taxes cost me $250 a month to live in an area so heavily populated that it takes me 45 minutes to drive to work in the morning when I actually only live 15 minutes from my office.

The PST + GST taxes are stupid as hell. Everything I buy here costs me as much as it would be to buy 2 of the same items across the border in Buffalo. Gas costs more because I live in a rural area. My auto insurance premiums are crazy! When you have never had an accident and have been driving for 15 years and you still are paying $250 a month on 1 vehicle then add another $175 on another vehicle and house insurance $25. That’s $450 a month just on insurance because I live within the GTA.

My neighbors don’t talk to anyone on the street. In fact all my neighbors don’t seem to speak much English so even if they are nice people I wouldn’t know. My monthly salary is taxed soooo much that I cant understand how I always seem to owe the government at the end of every year? I think about over $10,000 in taxes a year and think, what am I paying for? Because I own a house I cant claim taxes at the end of the year. But if I rent I can ..???  WTF ?  Now that I’m married I pay even more in taxes. I purchased two new vehicles, and I could purchase the same vehicles in the USA for $10,000 cheaper even though these vehicles are actually built in the city I actually live in.

Great, Let's get the fuck outta here!

I have learned that you can’t get ahead in the GTA and Peel. If you want to get ahead you need to have your own company, or scam everything you can to get ahead. I want to give my son things that I had when I was growing up. I want him to live a life of freedom and fun and be able to do what ever he wants. If he wants to play sports I want to be able to pay for his right to play those sports. But really does that make any sense? Kids should be allowed to play what ever they want without having to worry about if mom and dad cant afford it. I feel that I make pretty good money, and my wife make fairly good money too. However the taxing to death and crazy charges that we have to deal with living in a city and province that has nothing good to offer is unbelievable. I know back in the 70’s and 80’s cars were cheaper, houses were cheaper, everything was cheaper. I used to be able to buy a bag of chips for 75 cents, a bottle of pop for 75 cents and it was almost a litre. Now its a $1.75 for a 500 ml bottle of pop, and $1.25 for a bag of small chips. They are making it very hard for people to live. I have been looking into moving to another part of Ontario, where the property taxes are really low and the houses are dirt cheap and the land is huge, and everyone on the street knows your name and says hi to you as you leave in the morning to go to work. I have realized that’s the life I want for my son. I want him to ride his bike and play with other kids on the street and be able to enjoy life as much as he can. Living here at the moment sucks! I am tired of paying to live in an area like this and when I move out another person will move in that cant speak any English and will have 15 people living in a 3 bedroom house. Half of them will live off welfare and still work for under the table money. The rest will have legit jobs owning there own business scamming the government and driving around in $100,000 cars.

Good luck Peel when I move out I wont ever return. I don’t go to Toronto for anything, it’s useless and I refuse to give you my hard earned money.

I’m LeeRoy ……FUCK YOU TORONTO ..AND UP YOURS PEEL

You wanna race?

So last year I purchased a Dodge Charger with a Hemi under the hood. The car goes pretty good. 360hp stock, and runs a 1/4 mile in about 14 seconds flat out. Recently I  have added some aftermarket goodies giving me a bit more power under the hood.

Anyways, I have noticed that some idiots in this world just don’t get it. I cant even count on my hands and feet how many retards actually try to race me at the lights, on the highway, in traffic, and through drive ins. What the hell is wrong with you people?

V-tec means V8 in ricer langauge

First thing is, it’s not like these people have Mustangs, Corvettes or anything that would at least be up to par. We’re talking about Corollas and Altimas and even Accords, SUV’s and Mini Vans. I know your probably thinking its all in my head right?  Wrong! When you pull up at a light next to a woman in a mini van and soon as light turns green the mini van squeals it’s tires launching the front end in the air,  and before I even move, she is already in the intersection.

There is this one road in Brampton I have been taking over the last month. Every time you pull up at the lights, people pull up in the turning lane and soon as the light changes, they gun it through the intersection and cut in front of everyone. Now I always pull up next to that lane, and while watching my side mirror, I wait for guys slowly driving up to the light so they have an advantage.

It's a Type-R. Jap-spec bro!

Well, so far, 10 LeeRoy 0 retards.  Honestly, if you drive a shitty $5 car, fuck off and don’t mess around. Why do you bother?  Are you fucked in the head so bad you think you’re actually going to win? Or is it that you know your going to get pumped and so you do it for kicks?

On my way home from work tonight on the 410 highway, a stupid kid in a Altima decided he was going to push me as I was doing 140km/h in the fast lane. This kid came up on me and sat right on my ass, I couldn’t even see his headlights. Eventually he decided he was going to pass me. Bad move retard. So I punched it, and see ya later shit brick. I watched as his piece of shit Altima kept getting further and further away. Eventually I slowed down and guess what? He kept coming. What the hell is wrong with you?

I let him get up next to me and every time he tried to punch it past me I stepped on the gas, and then let off. I was going to follow him off the highway to hit a light with him just to make him look stupid, but I’m sure he already knows that. I don’t get it,why? I have had some serious idiots try to race me.

Cool spoiler bro!!

Mostly ginos in Civics attempt to race me and though I really enjoy cruising and not racing sometimes this is the only way to teach some of these idiots a lesson. Make them look stupid.

I will give you another one. Young kid buys a 1980 something BMW M3, now all the people who don’t know a damn thing about cars are going wow! WOW! A BMW M3. WOW!  That’s such an awesome car! How can they afford that? wow!  UMMM REALLY? I will explain for you idiots. A 1980 something BMW M3 could be purchased for under $5000, that’s the first thing and second, cars built in the 80’s are gutless. They are slow. Don’t pull up with a old ass BMW thinking your going to do something when your just going to get smashed.

This kid with his old ass beemer wanted to race me and he got what he deserved. About 4 cars off a light, and then some.

$1500 car / $40,000 in paint, spoilers, & sticks / Getting raped by a minivan = Priceless

What was funny was that after the fact, he decided to try and prove he had a fast car by dropping the clutch and chirping the tires around a corner like roger fuckin ramjet. Idiot. Racing around with no muffler on your car thinking its fast because its loud like a broken airplane or thinking because you purchased a old ass BMW now you’re fast. Look I know my car ain’t the fastest thing on the road, I’ve been spanked by a Corvette Z06 and I didn’t want to race him, but he challenged me and even though I knew I would lose I have to oblige.

My point is you should fuck off with your crap ass car, you and your shit beater sucks. Buy a real car then come see me.

My name is LeeRoy and I say fuck your Altima!

Top 10: You Know Your In Brampton When

You know your in Brampton when….

1: Every park bench has 3 serdajis siting on them.

2: Yellow lines, white lines, stop signs, stop lights, have no meaning.

3: As soon as you cross into Brampton your vehicles turning signals, brake lights, headlights, and any kind of light just don’t work for anyone around you.

4: Turning lanes are now passing lanes.

5: Tim Horton’s sells curry dipped donuts.

6: Crosswalks are anywhere people in Brampton want them to be.

7: The air smells funny.. almost like.. OHHH YEAH that’s what it smells like.

8: Going to the hospital? By the time you line up with everyone and their family your birth certificate will expire.

9: You play the punch buggy game.. but when ever you see a turban. Blue turban no punch back!

And ………. the top reason you know your in Brampton is ….

10: People are home sitting on there lawn at 11:00 am .. no one works.

Brampton kicks off fire prevention week on a bad note

An unattended cooking pot (curry cooker)  is the cause of over 90% of home fires in Brampton.

Early this morning 2 separate houses in Brampton went up in curry smoke after both residents on two separate streets left there curry cookers on the stove unattended.

Fire trucks put out the first, however there is 180 Brampton residents homeless between two houses this morning. We spoke with Pretty Deep, one of the residents of the burnt out homes.  Her own words …. “Fire balaka opened my kalaka den der burnt da drapes that us share for halaka” Obviously she was a little upset at the time of the interview. Neighbor and friend Pin AnderJeep claims he was “smelling tings and den da bird poo in der and den I poop”  Fire Chief Andy MacDonald claims that a curry pot exploded in someones face in both incidents and that is why there is such a bad smell. We spoke with a man running away from the scene and he said that “It smells like a used diaper filled with food”

Oct. 4 to 10 is Fire Prevention Week, and this year  Stay Fire Smart-Don’t Get Burned reminds Bramladeshians about the importance of fire safety education.

“Most of the fires that occur in the home are preventable,” said Brampton Fire Chief Andy MacDonald. “It is important that Bramladeshians educate themselves about the risks, and take the steps to protect their families and homes.This will save lives.”

Brampton Fire Safety Events
Brampton’s Fire and Emergency Services is hosting a week-long series of seminars and activities to help educate residents about fire safety in the home.  The events take place at Shoppers World in Brampton. They are expecting 40,000 people to show as they will be giving away free Giant Tiger $1 coupons for drapes.

Through interactive displays and information booths, visitors can learn about fire hazards, curry smoke and carbon monoxide alarms, and how to develop a family fire escape plan for 50 people to a home exit routes.

On Wednesday, Oct. 7 from 10 a.m. to noon, a seniors’ seminar will teach seniors about fire safety in Punjabi. It will also focus on frauds and scams, and frequently asked questions.

Throughout the week, Brampton children, ages seven to 12 can enter a contest to become “Fire Chief for a Day”. They may also win an MP3 player and ride on a fire truck with Bollywood actors.