How much time..

So here is the afternoon question.

It's like driving behind a bus that makes you wanna puke in your mouth..

How much time do you burn in a lifetime waiting for fat people.  Usually when I am out and about downtown, I am speed walking like everyone else.  There are tonne of people around, and everyone needs to be doing something, or needs to be somewhere.

With the exception of fat people.  Most of the fat slow moving people are women, or street cars… and street cars are not really people..

Anyways, as I am moving along quickly to do what I have to do, I always get stuck behind a fat person that I can’t get around.  Not like chubby fat, but Biggie Smalls sitting on a Volkswagon fat.

People behind me can’t move, and the whole traffic jam of people occurs.  These people don’t walk to the side.  They walk right in the middle.  Middle of the staircase, middle of the hallway, Malcolm in the Middle.

I bet you waste like 10 years of your life behind fat people going slow.  I am sure if they moved a bit faster they wouldn’t be fat.

Speed racer

This is going to be you.

So, I’m on the way to the train station this morning and see my neighbor going up he street, at some point I passed her and changed lanes.

After that she was riding my ass and trying to race me to the train station and in the parking lot. Are you a fucking retard.

Women in SUVs have to be up there with the worse. Sorry chicky, it’s not a sports car. I would piss myself laughing when you tip that bag of shit Chevy Trailblazer over and it goes up in flames.

Maybe you need something more your size, like a sandwich maker biatch.

Chaz Bono: Fat, Ugly, Lesbian Woman to Fat, Ugly, Lesbian Man

You know, sometimes people are so stupid that you have to wodner how they have been alive as long as they have.

Chasity Bono was a big lesbian, and daughter of Sonny and Cher, then she got a sex change so she can become a big lesbian that is trying to be a man.  In any case she is a fat lesbian, that is still a woman, but with the medical condition,” trying to hard”. She has changed her name now to Chaz, which is equally as stupid.  Is that a mans name, or something you name your pet hamster?

Chasity Bono as a Woman

Chasity Bono (Woman)

Chasity Bono as a Man

"Chaz" Bono ("Man")

I dunno.  Still looks like a fat lesbian to me.

Wait till people start going for race reassignment.  White people becoming Black people, Asians becoming Arabs. They give you some pills that change your skin colour slightly, they give your coloured contacts, a bigger penis, smaller penis,  curly hair, straight hair, different nose, eyelids, whatever, and tada!  You’re a different race.

It’s too bad that sex, as with race, you’re the only person that knows you’re different, everyone will still think you’re the same.  Hopefully Chaz is taking her “lying to herself” pills… Because at the end of the day, she’s still just a fat lesbian..

Keanu, you are NOT the father. Crazy Bitch, no instant lottery for you.

Test shows Keanu isn’t the father, lawyer says

A Toronto lawyer representing Keanu Reeves says a paternity test has proved the actor never sired a child with Karen Sala, the Barrie woman who is seeking millions in spousal and child support.

Another crazy bitch trying to win the baby daddy lottery.

Unlike the alleged fathers who test negative on The Maury Povich Show, Reeves didn’t show relief at the results, said his lawyer. “He was confident the tests would prove he was not the father. He never had any doubt,” said Lorne Wolfson.

Sala alleged she had a sexual relationship with Reeves before, during and after her marriage. In May, she told the Star she believed the actor may have fathered one or more of her four children, who are now in their 20s. She said Reeves used to buy them Christmas gifts when they were younger.

She was seeking $3 million a month in spousal support, retroactive to November 2006, as well as $150,000 a month in child support, going back to June 1988.

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(se: Wooooow!  Did you see this bitch?  Bitch looks crazy, and hella ugly as well.  You know that Keanu never ever touched this bitch.  What a wack job.  You know that Keanu has much better taste then that.  Even while drunk and looking for a one night stand, AND if he every got that desperate I’m sure he would have wrapped his dick and her face in garbage bags.  It’s funny how so many women always try to take the easy way out by suing unknown men for child support.  It’s sad.  Especially when you spend all your time talking about equal rights and shit, but soon as you can rip some cash, or a house away from your ex, or baby daddy, you’re all for it.  Sitting on your ass scamming is no way to go through life bitch.  It always surprises me that more women don’t get OJ’d.)

GTAM: The fall of an Internet forum

Hi.  Welcome to the Internet.

As the Internet has grown, it’s gone from geeks talking about computers, to everyone and their mothers talking about everything and anything.  Including their mothers.  A very popular use of the Internet has been forums. If you like paintball, there is a forum for that. If you are pregnant, fat or have cancer, there are forums for that too. Everything has a forum.  Car forums are one of the most popular it seems, and yes so are the ones for motorcycles.

What you wish you were doing.

Now if you are in the GTA, or pretty much Ontario, and you have a motorcycle, you’ll probably end up checking out GTAmotorcycle.  A forum which seems to link up a lot of the Canadian motorcycle scene. The membership pretty much revolves around sportsbikes. (If you know anything about Canada, you know that Toronto is a poseur city, so riding a sportsbike makes you instantly cool.) You would think this would be a great forum but it’s not.  Useful? No. Helpful? No. Interesting? No.  I could make a whole blog about the things it’s not actually. Is it because it’s small? No. It actually has a lot of members, however if you look at the userlist, many of these users have not logged in since 2008, 2007, and beyond. I would think that currently, there are only about 100 or so active members. Out of these active members, most of them are pretty useless when it comes to the motorcycle community. Here you will find your share of poseurs that buy sportsbikes and sit in front of high traffic areas all day (like coffee shops, bars, nightclubs, etc), women riders (trying to prove themselves), squids (riders without gear, cause it’s hard to look cool with gear on), and noobs (newbie riders that don’t know anything).

Bro! All these chicks must be checking us out.

I am sure this forum was decent at some point in time, but lately what has been happening is that the above people have been joining in droves and have made the forum stupid by talking about, and asking stupid things.  Most of the more knowledgeable and senior riders/users have been having a great time talking shit, and enjoying a laid back tit for tat type of thread structure until recently.

The admins of this forum, Paul Rogers and Cutekill, with their drove of brainwashed mods, have been regulating this forum in such a way that terms like “Nazi” have come back in style.  It’s not that easy on this forum to not be banned for gain an infraction, which leads to a ban.  On other forums you can get away with having a different opinion, calling someone a name, or even disagreeing about something, but not on GTAM.  Since April 2009, personally I have racked up over 50 infractions and over 5 bans.  The last one being a permanent ban.  Do I care?  Not really, but you know sometimes you just want to rag on a noob or something, so you have to find another uncensored forum like SlickKids.com.

Anyhow, the problem is with forums like GTAM is that, everyone has a common interest, it’s 90% guys, and guys like to talk shit.  Specially when it comes to a manly hobby like motorcycles.  One of the problems is that having a girl admin, and a few girls on the forum, they get offended by things that are man things.  In real life as a guy, you can fart in front of your guy friends, but if you were to fart in front of a girl, she would get offended.  This is like GTAM.  You can joke around with your guy friends on the forum, but some girls will get offended and complain, and the girls mods and admin will swiftly step in to give you an infraction or ban.  Paul, where did your balls go?

Hey ladies. I make this bike sexy. Of course I am from Mississauga..

Good question.  Paul has no balls.  Forums that get big will usually quickly sell out on their members.  The people that made the forum so big now no longer matter, because even if they leave, more people will join. So what do you when you get big? Sell advertising, and make sure the advertisers see you as a happy family friendly forums where boys, girls, moms, and dads, can join and ask stupid questions about motorcycles.  Many of these people sign up, ask a stupid question, and then never log on again.  Between the girls complaining, and Paul trying to sell ads, GTAM has become less of a motorcycle enthusiast forum, and more of an interactive FAQ for retards and families.  Not to mention the girls removing all balls from this forum.

Lately GTAM has been a source of controversy as well.  There has been bannings of many popular controversial members, such as D, ressurection, myself, and many many others. As well as infractions handed out left right and center.  If you don’t agree with how the forum is being run, you are to to leave, as it is not open for discussion. Just today another forum member LINK66 was asking for his account to be deleted after he was banned for joking about hitting his favorite mod. LOL is no longer for laughing my friend. Also it seems like a few of the mods have had it with how the site is being run.  Another recent controversy has been a member named R1Timmy.  R1Timmy fell off his bike during a vacation in the US, and was reported to be critically injured. The GTAM community scam artist wanna be even co-oridinator Suzuki_Girl (who supposedly hasn’t been able to co-ordinate anything worth shit) set up a fundraiser with the admins of GTAM for R1Timmy because he was injured so badly, and wrecked his bike, and had hospital bills to pay, and etc sad story.  It ends up that this guy turns up at the fundraiser practically uninjured, his story and injuries were 90% made up, he pocketed the money from the fundraiser, Suzuki_Girl probably pocketed some cash, GTAM got some publicity.  At the end of the day, everyone was pissed off that out of all the bikers that have gone down seriously, or have died during this season had no fundraisers.  Imagine giving your hard earned cash to someone who you thought was laying in a hospital bed all messed up, and meanwhile he’s doing great and attending his own fundraiser walking around?  To make matters worse, R1Timmy won’t respond to the allegations of this being a scam, Suzuki_Girl is lying and backtracking about her involvement (also deleting her own threads and messages), and the admins of GTAM are banning users that ask questions, and deleting posts and threads from people that are wondering about how valid this fundraiser was. Generally the admins spend a lot of time deleting peoples posts and threads if they don’t agree with them, but this came to new lows.

The GTAMotorcycle Forum Logo. Look familiar?

With this much drama, does it really seem that this is what the motorcycle community needs or wants?  There is lots of talk about the forum going downhill, people leaving, and advertisers wondering if it is a good idea to get involved with such a train wreck.

For now, an irc chat channel on DALnet unfortunately named #GTAM has been a popular places for members fleeing the communist GTAM forum.  This includes all your banned favorites, and people that believe in free internet speech. Perhaps when the GTAM is done being a piece of shit #GTAM will be the new hotspot for the GTA’s motorcycle enthusiasts.

Ralph Lauren puts ugly clothes on a Q-Tip, Still better than cleaning your ears with a fat chick

Man.

Here we go again.  It’s looks like Ralph Lauren has this ad with an extremely skinny chick and everyone is getting mad about it.  Usually it starts with the fat chicks that are all about not being able to lose weight and taking it out on non-fatties “healthy” looking women.

Ok, it’s a given.  She’s definitely really skinny, and looks like a hairy Q-Tip with some crappy clothes on, but still, she’s hotter than a fat chick in the same outfit. Who knows, maybe she has good genetics and can’t gain weight?  Is this what this world has come to?  if you are overweight, you eat bad, and don’t work out, you’re a “healthy”, “normal” or “average” woman?  Imagine if a guy went to the gym and had a 6 pack.  Does he automatically become an anorexic guy that doesn’t eat and is unhealthy because he doesn’t have a beer belly?  How come you never see guys with beer bellies being shoved on the cover of magazine to represent the “average” man?  How about women talking about how sexy it is to have a fat guy, or a guy with a beer gut?  Women want their men to be in shape, and have a six pack, instead of double chins and beer guts, but soon as a women has a beer gut and double chins she is healthy and beautiful, and should be on the cover of a magazine.  A real plus sized model.

Hey, I wish I could complain about buff guys because I’m insecure, but I’m not, and guys just aren’t catty like that.

Leave the twig alone, if you don’t like or don’t wear Ralph Lauren, who cares, find something else to do.  If you’re a RL fan, and you’re offended because you’re a fatty, maybe you should start jogging and going to the gym. Not eating donuts as a meal also helps.

The more I think about it is the more I think you complaining fat chicks suck. Is this stick girl raping and killing children? No? She’s just a skinny chick, doing what skinny chicks do. Model.

If you’re that offended, stick a chill pill in your super sized double big mac with cheese and bacon combo and relax.