Flattery
The new Ford Focus is going to be sporting an Audi Grill.
Remember when Audi didn’t even matter? Now everyone is copying Audi lights, and Audi Grills. Poor BMW is starting to look really stale..
Send me to China
You would think you’re in California or something, but with Chinese people instead of Mexicans. I think when China takes over North America, maybe I will move to this place.
Being on the train
Man, taking the train sucks.
I’ll admit, I get some time to play games and write on my iPhone (just upgraded), however I would rather be at home sleeping.
I now take the early train in so it’s half empty and I can relax.
I wish I could have a beer on the way to work.
Old People
It must suck being old.
I can imagine that once you get old you can care less about the fact that you don’t match and it looks like you are reliving the 1900’s.
This lady on the train is so old and so out of fashion she looks like she just walked out of a time machine and is 5 minutes away from dropping dead.
I’ll update in 5 mins to let you know if she’s dead or not..
Bah
Man, the holidays are pretty much done, and it’s back to the office (sad face).
It’s super cold today in Toronto and I wish I was back in my bed passed out.
Such is life.
Ducks
Botox ducklips. Maaaaaan….
That’s some ugly shit. .
You look like a fucking duck bitch.
Why would you do that?
Why?
You look like you give blowjobs to fire hydrants for a living.
Bleh.
Handifat
I do my horrid little routine this morning, hop on the train.
I hate the fucking train.
Anyways, I end up walking through the handicap cart, which is for handicap people. You figure you would see people in wheel chairs, and other handicap people.
Did I? No. Not even a retard..
You know what I did see though? Fat people.
To be a bit more accurate, fat women. The same ones that use the handicap elevator to go up the one flight of stairs.
Sheesh..
Lazy much motherfuckers?
Photography: Not a real job.
Funny enough, I’ve noticed in that in the last few years, that I now know about 1000 photographers. I think every second person that I’ve met in my life is now a photographer.
When I was younger I used to be an avid photographer. I used to buy the books, subscribe to the magazines, and spend all my money on film and camera stuff.
It was fun to take pictures, but it was a hobby. It was something to do.
Welcome to 2009. Where everyone hates their jobs, can afford to buy a 500$ camera.
Here are the steps to becoming a professional photgrapher:
- Hate your job.
- Have enough money for a decent camera.
- Have a printer at home to print your own business cards.
- Have someone that can pay your rent (parents).
- Add ‘Photography’ to your name (ie. John Smith Photography).
- Spend your weekends taking pictures of stuff.
- Carry a camera around with you always. Every shot is an award winning shot.
- Use craigslist to find models to take pictures of.
- Become friends with a Starbucks barista, hoping to get your picture on the wall.
- Have a dream.
I really like #10. Because you really need a dream to succeed. out of those 1000 photographers I know, maybe…2, and thats just pushing it..2 people out of those 1000 probably make a very uncomfortable living from being a photographer.
I have a few hobbies that I was I could quit working so that I can do them full time. These would be:
- Play video games.
- Ride my motorcycle.
- Eat.
- Sleep.
- Hang out.
You know. Honestly I will not make money from doing any of that. I might as well become a photographer. I wonder if I was to add these hobbies to my name and make my own business cards, would it work out?
- Shaun Empire Gaming
- Shaun Empire Riding
- Shaun Empire Eating
- Shaun Empire Sleep Technology
- Shaun Empire Professional Hanging
Who knows.. Probably not.
Maybe I will just pick up a Camera, quit my job, and see where it takes me.
The most awesome Tiger Woods Re-enactment
Gotta hand it to the Chinese. They make life super awesome. I love how Tiger gets beat up and chased with the golf club. CNN learns to learn from these guys..
