While I was on my way home last night after taking my son to the Doctor to get his flu shot, I got onto the 410 highway headed North towards Brampton. Pouring rain and in thick fog I was cruising in my Jeep doing approximately 110 km. I looked in the rear view mirror and I could see lights .. lights moving fast …now its night like 8:00 at night its dark. There is very thick fog everywhere and its poring rain.
Within seconds this Red Chevy Cobalt flew by me doing well over 200 km. WTF ? I’m watching as this idiot realizes the other cars in the fast lane are going much much slower obviously. I see him jam on the brakes and swerve into another lane then back into the fast lane. This car was going so fast that when it passed me, my Jeep actually swayed from the wind that this car was pushing. Watching this Cobalt narrowly miss a couple cars then almost spin out of control into the guard rail, I began to think. When was the last time I seen a car pas me that fast? Never! Then I thought why is it that when it rains and snows and when we get crazy ass weather you always see some stupid fuck flying with his car? I don’t get it. I asked a couple people and one of the responses to me was from a girl. She said that she drives faster in the rain then on dry pavement because she doesn’t want to be on the road. She wants to get to where she is going as quick as possible. Hmmmm? This is the dumbest shit I have ever heard in my fucking life. Really? You drive faster in bad weather because you don’t want to be driving in the bad weather? Look I’m going to explain something to the idiot’s driving on our roads that unfortunately driver exams don’t teach you.
When the road is wet or snowy or icy, your tires don’t stick as good to the road and usually that results in an accident. Dry pavement is good…your tires should stick as long as they have tread on them. Do you hear what I’m saying? Fuck .. I swear sometimes I feel like the smartest mother fucker on the face of the earth .. I’m Albert Fucking Einstein because I know this and the majority of you dumb fucks on the road don’t.
I’m Leeroy … Learn to drive before you kill someone ..hope its you
Written on November 13th, 2009 by sempireno shouts
This is going to be you.
So, I’m on the way to the train station this morning and see my neighbor going up he street, at some point I passed her and changed lanes.
After that she was riding my ass and trying to race me to the train station and in the parking lot. Are you a fucking retard.
Women in SUVs have to be up there with the worse. Sorry chicky, it’s not a sports car. I would piss myself laughing when you tip that bag of shit Chevy Trailblazer over and it goes up in flames.
Maybe you need something more your size, like a sandwich maker biatch.
Because you know this was probably a woman driver on the phone..
Anyways, you know “she” got caught. believe it or not, this happened in a suburb outside of Toronto, Canada. I though this stuff only happened in the US..
I have to call you back... Yea, I think I hit something..
Today the roads are safer.
Ontario’s ban on using cell phones while driving begins today. While making the odd 5 minute call here and there was good, being almost hit by some girl on a cell phone every time I hopped in m car wasn’t.
This is definitely a hot topic, however like most things we have to be fair and ban it for everyone. Not in this age can you can penalize the people that make this an issue, you have to make it wide spread.
I don’t think of any point where I left for work and just HAD to call someone soon as I hopped in my car, and then stay on the phone after I got to work, parked, and entered the building.
Women, who do you have to talk to first thing in the morning on the way to work?
I always use my headset anyways, and my calls are usually just a few minutes if I NEED to make a call.
Oh well.
At least I don’t have to worry about being hit as much.
In Ontario , Canada, come October 26 it will be illegal to txt and use cellphones. Now you are allowed to use headsets, but it only seems that men mostly use these devices anyhow.
What this means is that you can drive your car without almost being sideswiped or rear ended every 2 minutes. When I used to drive to work from downtown, I would leave my condo and I would see every woman coming up from the parking garage pressing send and putting their phone to their ear. There went a swarm of people that couldn’t change lanes, make turns or pay attention.
When I use my phone driving, it’s usually quick 1 minute call. Not me sitting on the phone for an hour talking to another chick that’s also driving, gossiping and talking about my new haircut and etc.
What will this law mean for you? Well your daily commute will be less stressful because you won’t be losing your shit when a woman talking on her phone cuts across 3 lanes of traffic without looking and almost hits you.
It’s going to be good for us guys, but sad for you women. Get ready men, your women will never want to drive anymore, and everyone will live happily ever after (with less dents in their cars).
So I’m on the Queensway in Toronto today heading home from a trip to Ikea. It is raining lightly, and I assume because its a Sunday most rejects are at church or at home relaxing.
So anyways, as I am driving all of a sudden this stupid old lady pull a u-turn through 6 lanes of quick moving traffic causing myself and everyone else to lockup our brakes and swerve. I smelt burning rubber. I wanted to get out my car and punch her in the face.
Not even 10 meters later, another woman does the same thing. Don’t you bitches watch where you are going? Who is that stupid to drive like that? I hope next time you do that you get hit by an 18 wheeler and die, and then someone sends me pictures to go with this post, cause if ended up crashing my care into one of those bitches, I would have gotten out of my car and choked the shit out of them..
Women love muscle cars too: “Other drivers give Roxanne White the thumbs up when they meet her red-jewel tint LT2 Chevrolet Camaro on the road. “Nice car,” they coo.”
—- (se: But it definitely sucks when you notice the stuffed animals in the back window.. Besides, weren’t they just marketing the Camaro to gays people just a little while ago?)
This makes the list of the most retarded parking job ever because of the sole fact that it was in a mall parking lot, on a sunny day, with many other cars around.
I really can’t understand how the lady that parked her van like this didn’t notice that she was at least a good 6 feet away from the line behind her, and not in either line of her parking space.
It takes a real idiot to park her car like this, and then get out and go to the mall.
and yes…just because I think that most women aren’t capable of being able to drive properly, I am not such saying it’s a women because it’s something a woman would do. I actually saw her coming back ot her van, and look around like..”wow…did I really park that bad?”.
When in doubt ladies, don’t try to reverse in. No matter even you can pull it off in 10 tries or less.
