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Octomom Is Hot For Jon Gosselin – [myfoxphilly.com]
PHILADELPHIA – Octomom Nadya Suleman says Jon Gosselin is hot and she has a crush on the reality TV dad.
Suleman spoke with Radar Online about the 32-year-old former “Jon & Kate” star, and she also had some life advice for Kate Gosselin.
“I wish everyone would leave her alone. I’m sure she trusts herself and trusts that she’s strong enough to handle it.”
But her best comments were about Jon Gosselin.
“I kind of have a crush on Jon Gosselin,” Suleman said. “I think he’s hot!”
Suleman has 14 children, including her octuplets. Jon Gosselin has eight children, including his sextuplets.
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Make babies and profit!
(se: I would definitely tune in to watch “Jon and Nadya plus 22“. It’s like one of those crazy Mormon families, except for Nadya being bat shit crazy, and Jon being an attention whore. Imagine the crazy antics that you’ll get to see. Also picture the look on Kate’s face when Jon goes to pick up his kids for a custody visit in a school bus.
In reality we’re all waiting for Jon, Kate, and Nadya to have their kids taken away and them all locked up in some mental ward for being retarded unfit parents. Using your kids as a gateway to fuel your own fantasies of being a celebrity are weak. I’m looking at you too Billy Ray Cyrus..)
Filed under FAIL, attention whores, crackheads, didn't see that one coming, douchebags, drama, future cougars, greed, retarded, train wrecks, tv, whoring
Tags:crazy, douchebags, Jon & Kate Plus 8, Jon Gosselin, Nadya Suleman, stupid people
Test shows Keanu isn’t the father, lawyer says
A Toronto lawyer representing Keanu Reeves says a paternity test has proved the actor never sired a child with Karen Sala, the Barrie woman who is seeking millions in spousal and child support.
Another crazy bitch trying to win the baby daddy lottery.
Unlike the alleged fathers who test negative on The Maury Povich Show, Reeves didn’t show relief at the results, said his lawyer. “He was confident the tests would prove he was not the father. He never had any doubt,” said Lorne Wolfson.
Sala alleged she had a sexual relationship with Reeves before, during and after her marriage. In May, she told the Star she believed the actor may have fathered one or more of her four children, who are now in their 20s. She said Reeves used to buy them Christmas gifts when they were younger.
She was seeking $3 million a month in spousal support, retroactive to November 2006, as well as $150,000 a month in child support, going back to June 1988.
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(se: Wooooow! Did you see this bitch? Bitch looks crazy, and hella ugly as well. You know that Keanu never ever touched this bitch. What a wack job. You know that Keanu has much better taste then that. Even while drunk and looking for a one night stand, AND if he every got that desperate I’m sure he would have wrapped his dick and her face in garbage bags. It’s funny how so many women always try to take the easy way out by suing unknown men for child support. It’s sad. Especially when you spend all your time talking about equal rights and shit, but soon as you can rip some cash, or a house away from your ex, or baby daddy, you’re all for it. Sitting on your ass scamming is no way to go through life bitch. It always surprises me that more women don’t get OJ’d.)
Filed under FAIL, attention whores, celebrities, greed, obvious, reality, scammers, should have seen that one coming, whoring
Tags:angry fat chicks, evil women, obviously obvious, stupid people
Prostitutes suffer with ’sinister’ law
The streets are not safe for prostitutes. Yet the streets are where Canada’s laws force them to work. While prostitution is legal in this country, nearly everything surrounding the activity is criminalized, particularly where the service can be provided: Not indoors, not in one’s home, and not under a roof shared with a spouse, partner or bodyguard, any of whom can be charged with living off the avails.
That Catch-22 is at the heart of a constitutional challenge which finally opened Tuesday before Ontario Superior Court Justice Susan Himel, and largely on the efforts of students from York University and Osgoode Hall Law School.
Few others, it would appear, care much about the lives – too often, deaths – of sex trade workers. As rewritten in the mid-’80s, Canada’s legislation is far more preoccupied with marginalizing prostitution, keeping the nuisance of solicitation off the streets, yet simultaneously denying its practitioners a secure environment that would discourage both predatory assaults and the visible street presence that many citizens find objectionable.
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(se: What is this country coming to? Have you ever drove around some of the scummy parts of Toronto at night? You see all sorts of crap, especially tonnes of dirty ass hookers. We are not talking about the girl next door turning tricks. These are some old ass, busted up, drug/alcohol addicted nasty ass hookers. I don’t even know how they make money. However there must be some desperate guys. I would be completely pissed off if I had hookers wandering around my neighborhood. I can’t see why the Government would even consider legalizing any of the filth that goes with prostitution, or prostitution itself. They should ban prostitution and attach a 10 year minimum sentence to it. Let’s work on cleaning up the streets. While they are at it, they should ban panhandling. The problem with this country is that they make it so easy to sway their morals. Hookers aren’t doing anything good for society, and should be forced to get real jobs instead of making our city, and society dirty. It’s easy to see no one cares when hookers get killed, just other hookers and the morons that support them.)
Filed under AIDS, canada, crackheads, drugs, greed, reality, stupid, whores, whoring
Tags:canada, diseases, stupid people, toronto
Porn makers face complaints of unprotected sex: “An AIDS advocacy group filed complaints Thursday with state officials against 16 production companies that show unprotected sex in porn movies.
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(se: However, safe sex porn would probably suck. People want to see the gritty, dirty side of it. Most people want to see porn stars, not bang em. So it’s ok if they die of AIDS. If they were smart they’d get real jobs. But if you value money more than personal safety, please keep making unprotected porns, they’re usually more popular.)
Back in the days social networks used to be called BBSes, and a lot of them shared the same features as the current social networks. We just have better technology now, and more people have embraced it.
However Facebook has a lot of flaws that are definitely turning people off. You will get your high school kids and college kids, and then as time goes on, those people will start fading off..It’s cool cause it’s new, it’s the fad, the cool kids are on it..oh hold on…the not cool kids are on it too..ooohh..the cool kids are now finding something else to make cool…
I have seen my married friends leave Facebook after poking around, my newly married friends leave Facebook together, my friends that are now in a serious relationship, my 30+ friends, my business associates and business friends that popped on to see what everything was about..
The users themselves are going to doom Facebook. Facebook used to be a tool, and now it’s a platform for tools. Meaning the users.
It used to be basic, simple, and clean. You could log on and keep in touch with your friends and family, you’d check multiple times to see if you got any messages, you’d see what’s new with some friends and then you’d log off.
Now you’re being mass added by people in order for them to boost their friends list, or for the to spam you. There’s an abundance of event invite spam, application spam, funwall spam, ringtone spam (a’la Myspace), and even spam from Nigerians.
It’s almost impossible to navigate on some people pages with so many applications, and walls, and general garbage that it’s not really worth using, because you’ll never be able to find that actual wall to write on, and you can’t even figure out what’s going on with them or their page anyways..
Facebook suffers from what Myspace is suffering from, and that’s basically making the system a free for all. I have been deleting friends like crazy, filtering out those friends that have separate id’s for their bands, their products, their Facebook super aliases, etc..
Deep down i’m on the verge of just deleting Facebook..
Well….
It has come to a point where I am just getting annoyed with the Event Invites that I am getting non-stop. As I used to promote a few places I am familiar with sending them out, but now it seems that everyone on the Toronto Facebook network is now a promoter, and worse, they are all promoting a bunch of the same invites.
Sure it’s not too bad getting invites for a few different events, but now I’m sure, just like myself, you’re getting multiple invites for the same events.
I’ve been speaking to Facebook lately, and this is something that they might consider changing, perhaps maybe charging money to send invites or restricting overall the amount of people you can actually invite. Personally it’s very easy for me to get 100 invites a week, which could be quite a pain in the ass. If I want to go clubbing, I know how to get on the list…
Facebook has offered a temporary solution though.
On the left side of your Facebook panel you have your Application menu, if you click edit, find the Events application, and remove it, apparently you will not get anymore invites.
I am going to see if this works, and perhaps I will save a good 10 minutes of my day that I can spend at Starbucks.
Wowzers!
Mr. Playboy himself Hugh Hefner says he has fallen in love with bleach blonde, sexy but slow Holly Madison, saying that his relationship will probably “last forever”…
At 80 something years old, it doesn’t mean quite the same as when you’re in your 20’s or 30’s and plan to love someone for ever.
When your “lasting forever” relationship, means that good 10 years or so that you’re still alive if you make it that far, “lasting relationship” you’re definitely pulling the blinds over someones eyes…
Hugh has probably banged hundreds of girls if not thousands…
When you’re almost 100 years old, and you’re thinking of settling down with a girl just shy of 30 years old…
You got some good game, and a pretty slow girlfriend…
Here is his quote direct from the AP:
“To be perfectly frank, I have unexpectedly fallen in love. It is the relationship with Holly that will probably last forever. The others will last for as long as they want it to last before going on with their careers and lives.”
Oh Jesus…
The New Kids on the Block are staging a comeback?
Has it been like 20 years or something already?
Is the world ready for a boy band consisting of has been 40 year olds?
If you don’t remember them, you’re not missing much…
Wooo…
Ok, well things are a bit different in the good ‘ol USA.
Just waiting for Chris Hansen to take your Ipod and hand you off to the cops on Dateline NBC.
The show’s target audience — teens, young adults and their parents — is responding. The show has 65,000 subscribers through iTunes and other podcast subscription services, Clark said. It’s regularly ranked in iTunes’ top 10 health podcasts, and its Web site averages about 4,000 unique hits a day.
Hasler doesn’t mention much about her past on the show, though her biography on its Web site labels her a “former expert practitioner of teen promiscuity.” She does reveal in an episode about birth control that two of her three children weren’t planned. She has three boys, ages 9, 7 and 1 1/2.
The show’s Web site stresses that “all advice given is simply opinion and should not be taken as fact.” The intent is to provide a forum for the discussion of teen sexuality, its creators say.
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On birth control: “Personally, I think any girl over the age of 8 should be on the pill. If you’re old enough to bleed, you’re old enough to be a statistic. It may have side-effects but so does pregnancy.”
Hasler said she exaggerates about 95 percent of the time. (For the record, if she had an 8-year-old daughter, she would not place her on birth control.) She wants to make people think.
Just when you thought the Internet was a great way to avoid all those gold diggers, cougars, and crazy girls..
It turns out they’re the same ones from the bar.
Time for Plan C; Japanese love cyborgs…
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“At least when you’re in the bar, you know what they look like,” she said, citing examples of meeting bald men whose profile pictures displayed a full head of hair.
“A lot more successful, attractive women are using these tools — I don’t think the men match up.”
Lori Miller, a singles and dating expert for www.lavalife.com in Toronto, says dating via the Web can mimic the bar scene. But it also gives women the chance to approach and meet dozens of men while knowing a little something about them beforehand.
“You’re literally thrown into the largest singles bar,” she said. “It is a lot of work, it is the luck of the draw just like being in that coffee shop and meeting the one.”
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