Google helps you kill

Wow.. You can solve all of CSI Miami with Google..

Google has the answers

The new Chrysler Logo

Very Stabtastic.

As you know Fiat now owns Chrysler, and will hopefully be working on making it a good company again.  It was great when the new 300 came out, but now since they are selling for under $10,000 (Canadian $) used, you’re seeing the youth destroy them with cheap wanna be Bentley mods, and taxi drivers rolling around Toronto in them.

Can we expect a new Chrysler, or just a new logo?

Women & Yoga tights The Gift That Keeps On Giving

This is what your body should look like in Yoga pants.

So recently Yoga pants/tights were brought to my attention.

Someone told me about them and after seeing them in front of my eyes I quickly realized that these were the greatest female pants/tights I have ever seen. I must believe that a man invented these, a manly man, a real man who enjoys looking at the female anatomy. The great thing is that women love these too. They are comfortable and stretch to fit. They don’t get hot and almost any female can put these on an instantly make a man drool with delight.

While I personally always loved blue jeans, to be specific a nice tight pair of Parasuco or Beckhams.  These Yoga pants have changed my mind, they look spectacular.

Please don’t get me wrong, if a women is beyond some weights (se: 130lbs) she should not be wearing these pants. Probably a size limitation on them, I suspect no one over some weight can purchase these. Men you know the pants I’m talking about, you have seen them you just didn’t have a name for them. Well I’m giving you the name, you want to purchase some for your wives go to the Running Room and find yoga pants and make sure they are 1 size smaller because they are supposed to be tight. Mind you they are stretchy so either way they should be great.

I’m LeeRoy ……….and Yoga Pants are what Dreams are made of !

Why is it so hard to find anyone that knows shit about something?

Maybe a month and a half ago I ordered a new car stereo, it was one of those double sized ones that have a touch screen, GPS, and all that.  I figured since I spend a lot of time driving it’ll be a nice upgrade.

I had this stereo sitting there dying to be put in, however since my car isn’t your typical every day car, I wanted to make sure I can find an installer that has some experience with install on this car, and can provide me with the perfect install.

Anyhow, I wake up this Saturday, and take it to this place that does installs. the guy assures me they have worked on this car before, and it should be no problem, he will even do it himself. When I go to bring my car around, there is this young guy that tells me he is going to install it, and instead of bringing inside, he’s going to do it outside in the back of the building.

This kid pulls out my radio, cuts up my console, cuts out my screw points, and THEN looks at the stereo, which at this point doesn’t fit. He tells me, “this isn’t going to fit sorry”.  He get’s his boss, his boys says he will get it to fit.  His boss looks it it, and then goes outside. The kid says to me, it’s not going to fit, jams everything back in the console and goes inside leaving me with my cut out console pieces, and a bunch of mess.  I said to myself, why did I take my car to Hi Tec Audio Video in Brampton and let them butcher my console?

The problem is that now-a-days, no one knows shit about anything. People get jobs that they are not qualified for and have no experience in. The kid at the stereo shop said he has done over 10 cars like mine.  Well then why didn’t you know it was a shallow bay in the console, and check the stereo size before you cut everything up?  Then you tell my my stereo was longer, then we measured it against a Kenwood, and it was the same size.

You go to Best Buy, and the people in the computer department don’t know shit about computers, the TV people know shit all about TV’s, and you trust these people for advice?

I took my car into two shops recently, the first guy didn’t know shit, because when I asked him for quotes on doing work, he expected that I would be stupid enough to leave my car there for the whole day, and he would tell me at the end of his 10 hour day how much it was.  Are you serious?  The other guy just got out of college, and his other mechanic was probably his brother from high school. I thought I was back in my grade 12 shop class.

It has come to the point where I don’t trust anyone working on my car or motorcycle unless they are old guys (40+) with years of experience in the field, and years of experience on my model.  I will find write ups and reviews on the internet before I go to Best Buy and have some kid tell me about shit he doesn’t know that he read off the box.

Don’t get me started on customer service either. Half of these people do the jobs for the money, and don’t care about going a quality job, or making you happy.  I recently paid  2 hours worth of cash for doing something to my car which took them 20 minutes. Because they had no clue, and quoted me wrong.  Instead of charging me the right price for the amount of work that was done, they knocked of $20, and said it’s a standard rate. They should have knocked off the other $40, and even just charged me for the hour at the most.  Mind you I had another $1000 worth of work to be done, and they aren’t going to get it.  It’s too bad that making a quick $70 off of me was a better idea for them than keeping it fair, and making $1000 later on.

There are just too many idiots that think that they went to school for a few years they know everything about everything, which they know shit all about jack shit.

It’s Not Cool to Follow The Trends

The "used to be" must have lease car to pose in.

So I have noticed allot of people tend to follow the leader when it comes to style. But I think a lot of people don’t realize that a couple of people started that trend and they have moved on while you are now copying their old style.

I don’t know if anyone has noticed recently but Audi Sales have jumped through the roof lately. These same vehicle’s back in the 90’s wouldn’t sell, you had the rare people with them but they were never that popular. They were still ranked up there with BMW, Mercedes, Saab, Lexus, Cadillac, but BMW and Mercedes were the cool cars to own in the late 90’s into the year 2000.

Recently BMW and Mercedes sales have dropped, and the lemming yuppy flock are all running to the Audi dealerships to trade in there BMW’s and Mercedes for overpriced Volkswagons. Why is this? Could it be due to the fact that just like every trend eventually the trend goes out and a new one comes in?

The new must have lease car to pose in.

Back in the 80’s Lincoln and Cadillac ruled the luxury car market. The early 90’s Saab and BMW and Jaguar really set a trend till people realized that you couldn’t keep a Saab or Jag on the road without it breaking down. People then shifted to Mercedes and BMW lucky for them they changed the style enough to make the cars look new again. Audi recently came out with all new style cars with LED headlights and the Audi super car the R8. I saw a couple of suits driving these right away, then it took off like wild fire. Now when I speak with people, right away when you ask them what car they would buy if they had the money?  It’s Audi! What happened to BMW? Or Mercedes?

Nope.

A lot of the top luxury vehicles mentioned by people are Audi, Lexus, Acura… Then BMW, Mercedes, and what about Saab? I’m waiting for the day when Saab will be the trend. Or Cadillac,  and that may actually happen now that GM has began to change some of the designs and market the Cadillac.

Sure, It's a great car.. But will it make me look like I am rich?

I don’t know why people just cant be themselves. Get something no one else has start your own trend. Remember when Hummer was cool? Now its just not! People kinda look down on owners of Hummers because they are useless wastes of space. Its a glorified overpriced Chevy Tahoe.

Start your own trend.

Instead of flocking to Starbucks, go to Dunkin’ Donuts or something. Or don’t even care, get what you want because it tastes good or looks good or because it fits your income.

Bentley won't even lease you a car as a 25 year old, recent immigrant, retail sales clerk at the mall. However you can still have a $800 a month for 6 years, 0% down BMW..

My parking lot at work is now full of white Audi’s. People are even buying up the old Audi’s from the 90’s that no one liked. But now people say wow how did he get an Audi?

My Gawd man.

Kids are beginning to fall off the Honda Civic bandwagon.

Now the cool thing is drifting!

So you now see kids buying old Nissan’s and Toyota’s. The next generation will change the whole market, and as far as I can see companies, like Kia, and Hyundai taking the sales away from Honda because kids are following a trend to rear wheel drive cars.

Weird ain’t it?

I say be yourself, don’t go out and buy a Civic because everyone else has one. Purchase it because you really want one. If you really want a Jeep purchase a Jeep.

I’m LeeRoy …………………..B-Yourself !

The GTA sucks Toronto/Peel

Ontario sucks! But at least it's not as cold as Manitoba..

I unfortunately was born in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. While I was growing up I loved living here. The houses were nice with lots of land, the people were friendly and everyone on the street would get together for BBQ’s. Halloween would come and the entire area would have lights on,  pumpkins carved, and we would walk for hours getting candy from nice people. Taxes weren’t too bad, houses were fairly cheap. Living was fairly cheap, and my mother stayed home to be a mother.

Now I’m older and I have my own family. I live in the same area I grew up, and my wife works while my son stays with my mother in law. Reason? Day care is like $900+ a month. My house is a detached 1 garage, 1 car driveway with 2 feet of grass between my house and the house next to me. My house costs $50,000 more then what my parents owned and my entire house could fit into our old family room. Property taxes cost me $250 a month to live in an area so heavily populated that it takes me 45 minutes to drive to work in the morning when I actually only live 15 minutes from my office.

The PST + GST taxes are stupid as hell. Everything I buy here costs me as much as it would be to buy 2 of the same items across the border in Buffalo. Gas costs more because I live in a rural area. My auto insurance premiums are crazy! When you have never had an accident and have been driving for 15 years and you still are paying $250 a month on 1 vehicle then add another $175 on another vehicle and house insurance $25. That’s $450 a month just on insurance because I live within the GTA.

My neighbors don’t talk to anyone on the street. In fact all my neighbors don’t seem to speak much English so even if they are nice people I wouldn’t know. My monthly salary is taxed soooo much that I cant understand how I always seem to owe the government at the end of every year? I think about over $10,000 in taxes a year and think, what am I paying for? Because I own a house I cant claim taxes at the end of the year. But if I rent I can ..???  WTF ?  Now that I’m married I pay even more in taxes. I purchased two new vehicles, and I could purchase the same vehicles in the USA for $10,000 cheaper even though these vehicles are actually built in the city I actually live in.

Great, Let's get the fuck outta here!

I have learned that you can’t get ahead in the GTA and Peel. If you want to get ahead you need to have your own company, or scam everything you can to get ahead. I want to give my son things that I had when I was growing up. I want him to live a life of freedom and fun and be able to do what ever he wants. If he wants to play sports I want to be able to pay for his right to play those sports. But really does that make any sense? Kids should be allowed to play what ever they want without having to worry about if mom and dad cant afford it. I feel that I make pretty good money, and my wife make fairly good money too. However the taxing to death and crazy charges that we have to deal with living in a city and province that has nothing good to offer is unbelievable. I know back in the 70’s and 80’s cars were cheaper, houses were cheaper, everything was cheaper. I used to be able to buy a bag of chips for 75 cents, a bottle of pop for 75 cents and it was almost a litre. Now its a $1.75 for a 500 ml bottle of pop, and $1.25 for a bag of small chips. They are making it very hard for people to live. I have been looking into moving to another part of Ontario, where the property taxes are really low and the houses are dirt cheap and the land is huge, and everyone on the street knows your name and says hi to you as you leave in the morning to go to work. I have realized that’s the life I want for my son. I want him to ride his bike and play with other kids on the street and be able to enjoy life as much as he can. Living here at the moment sucks! I am tired of paying to live in an area like this and when I move out another person will move in that cant speak any English and will have 15 people living in a 3 bedroom house. Half of them will live off welfare and still work for under the table money. The rest will have legit jobs owning there own business scamming the government and driving around in $100,000 cars.

Good luck Peel when I move out I wont ever return. I don’t go to Toronto for anything, it’s useless and I refuse to give you my hard earned money.

I’m LeeRoy ……FUCK YOU TORONTO ..AND UP YOURS PEEL

Transformers 2 revenge of the fallen ..or Shitbots 2 the Movie

I want to begin by saying that I’m a huge Transformers fan and I loved the first movie.

I wanted so bad to go to the movies to see Transformers 2, however a lot of shit came up and I never got the chance to see it in theatres.

ROLL OUT! Yea, Roll out into a fucking trash bin!

I purchased the DVD yesterday as soon as it hit stores and got ready to watch this movie. Popcorn, chips and dip, beer and Pepsi. All ready to go, turned off all the lights in the house and I was overjoyed with excitement. However, I soon turned sour faced and began punching myself in my own testicles while singing yankee doodle dandy.

This movie pissed me off, and I mean it pissed me off to the point where I wanted to run outside and punch countless random babies in the face. First off, the movie starts off with a bunch of action to get you involved, even though you’re watching a giant robot with giant wheels destroy shit, then get smashed up real quick by Optimus Prime (kinda cool),  but I honestly had no idea what the hell was going on.

Then you get into Shia Labouf and his pet Chihuahua having sex with another male dog, while his father grabs his mother ass. Great scene, I couldn’t have written it any better then that. I mean Oscar nomination right there! Fucking horrible. Why did I have to sit through two dogs screwing each other and both are male. Two gay retarded dogs screwing on the couch I loved it (Fucking sarcasm).

Optimus Prime here to crush your childhood!

Then Shia Labouf is speaking on the phone with his girlfriend Megan Fox while she hangs over the side of a motorcycle trying to fix it. While Megan Fox is hot and it’s always great to see her straddling things this ain’t Playboy, and I want some damn action, like kill a robot action, blow shit up action, robots blowing each other up action, or something that at least had something dying or blowing up. Instead I’m watching a poor actress acting like a whore. The producer must have been a horny mother fucker (Fucking horny Michael Bay coked up at 3am) at this part of the movie and wanted to see some tits and gay dogs fuck in the butt during the making of these couple of scenes.

So Shia finds a piece of the allspark or some shit, you know that giant rubiks cube thing that eventually turns into a small rubiks cube. Anyway he pulls out a sweater and a piece of that thing falls off the shirt. OK, you following? If you saw the first one it was pushed into Megatron and he got destroyed and shit. So now there is a piece left and it burns a hole through his bedroom floor. Then the next floor till it hits the kitchen and doesn’t burn through the counter top. Nope.  Instead it turns all the appliances into robots, and its obviously a Decepticon robot. You know, the bad robots. Now these kitchen appliances begin to attack. The blender attacks and blends shit, the toaster throws toast and transforms into a miniature robot thing, the stove turns into something, the mothers dildo transforms and fucks the toaster over, and then the fucking TV transforms and begins to show CNN and shit. While this is going on I’m leaning forward wondering how far I can lean to cut off circulation to my legs so that I can bite them off with my fucking teeth.

So now the police come and fire trucks come and the mother is running around yelling like a fucking retard in this movie. No, the police don’t ask questions, nope the fire men don’t either instead the family gets into a car and leave while pieces of robots are laying everywhere.

We join Shia as he enters college and the mother takes note that the college looks like hogwarts school for fucking witches. She proceeds to purchase a brownie in a bag that has a giant weed leaf on it and then eats it. Shia all the while is in his dorm realizing he has walked into a tech room full of computers and shit and 3 virgins that argue with him that Transformers are real and Shia says no way man there is no proof. Well ass hole how about the 10 million people that watched the first movie and saw tanks and shit destroying the middle of a city full of people? How about after that when robots were running wild through the fucking streets blowing shit up and stuff , how the hell do you explain that?

His mother after eating a brownie (obviously a weed brownie) goes ballistic and begins running through the college campus screaming. I don’t know about you but when I had brownies made with that shit it made me tired and slow and all I wanted to do was stare at the fucking carpet or watch my finger nails grow or wave my fucking hands around in my face to trip out. Those brownies were probably laced with angeldust or something that the producer of this movie knows nothing about.

Megatron, They've raped us hard in this movie. A flying toaster plays you... FUuuuuccckkkk!

Okay, so Shia now goes to a college party, while all this is going on you tend to notice that every girl that go to this college is straight from a porn movie. Every single one of them, not one ugly chick, not even one decent chick. All of them are 10’s, but this one bitch sticks out in his roommates head. Yep she goes to the school, lives in the dorm, goes to his classes and gets into his Camaro (Bumblebee) and Bumblebee shoots green shit all over her then she runs out of the car like a little bitch.

You still following?

He goes to school and begins to twitch like he is on crack and starts writing down Saudi Arabian symbols all over the place, then goes to his dorm and writes it all over his wall. By the way, the posters in his dorm room.. haha  WTF? You have to see them.. Anyways ..knock knock.. Oh shit its that girl that my dorm buddy wants but she wants me instead and even after my car shot green piss fuck all over her she wants to fuck my eyes out. He gets thrown to the bed then all of a sudden she turns into a fucking robot. At this point of the movie, I actually yelled out loud, “GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!  WHY THE FUCK IS THIS HALF GIRL ROBOT IN THIS MOVIE AND HOW DID SHE GET INTO COLLEGE AND LIVE IN A DORM AND TAKE CLASSES.. LIKE MEGATRON SIGNED THE BITCH UP FOR COLLEGE!” I grabbed the remote for my DVD player and smashed myself right in the lower pelvis area then rang it off my funny bone whole I tried to swallow my fist.

Shit did I mention a miniature RC car goes after Megan Fox and she puts a chain on it and then puts it in a box and takes it through an airport while its yelling let me out then onto a plane fly’s around the world to get to this college just because.

Back to my choking of popcorn and breaking a full bottle of beer over my own ass while I bend over in my bathroom mirror.

The ads looked cool..

At some point Megatron who was banished to the bottom of the ocean get brought back to life and he swims up and destroys a submarine and flies away. Then Soundwave who is supposed to be a cassette player, however turns out to be a fucking satellite orbiting earth… yes a gigantic fucking MTV satellite.. WOW! Talks to himself and shit.

Then Optimus fights Megatron and Starscream, and Optimus gets killed.. (oops sorry to spoil it for you). Then the United States Government decides that the Autobots need to leave earth because they think they are causing problems for earth. Yep sounds like the US government, sooooo… I’m going to fast forward a bit because I honestly don’t remember half the shit after that went on. Two fucked up Autobot robots who cant read and make wise crack and act fucking retarded with gold teeth do some stupid shit.

At some point they go to an old airforce museum in Washington, and inside they find an SR71 black bird spyplane. COOOOOOL!!  This part I actually stopped torturing myself to pay attention, but my joy wouldn’t last very long the fucking plane transformed into an old man with a beard and a fucking cane. Can you believe this? My god damn jaw dropped! How the fuck can you turn something so cool into something so fucking stupid within a matter of seconds? Then the fucking giant old man robot blows a hole in the side of the museum wall. Guess whats outside????? How about the Arizona dessert? WTF? We were just in Washington right? You blow a hole in the wall walk out into the Arizona dessert ummmm.. shit I ain’t no producer or anything but if I gave my dog a fucking video camera and told him to make a movie he wouldn’t have fucked it up this much.

All right Optimus Prime is dead and a plane flies him into the desert and drops him there, because there is something that can bring him back to life and Shia found it. Shia then tries to get back to Optimus Prime to bring him back to life while Megatron calls all the Decepticons to attack in the dessert.

The Contructicon’s…. WOW! I mean holy shit, here they come. A tractor, bulldozer and cement mixer and I’m thinking holy shit.. OMG!  Here they come this is crazy! It was worth it.  It was sooo worth seeing this horrible fuck of a movie. All of a sudden they begin to transform into Devastator OMG!  O_M_G !

And I’m like… hold on… HOLD THE FUCK ON!!  WHAT THE LIVING FUCK IS THAT GIANT LIGER?????  The damn thing transforms into a giant liger badger looking thing with a giant mouth that sucks. Well yeah, this sucked a lot.

Thanks Michael Bay! You fucking child (dream) raper!

Well now that I have seen the ruining of my entire childhood within a matter of 1 hour of watching the cesspool of Michael Bay’s Nightmares. The putrid of what I thought would be the most amazing movie I have ever seen. I literally reached over and boxed my dog right in the baby maker. I then jumped up and ran full tilt at my front plate glass window jumping and spearing my head like a drill into my front yard bushes. I ran clear down the street clapping random children in the ears, did a double back flip over a fence all while screaming we’re all gonna die, into a pool in a neighbours back yard while they were swimming in it and took a rotting McDonalds deuce in the pool and then drew a Transformers symbol on it in front of the screaming neighbours and children then I tried to transform the giant turd into a robot.

This was the worst fucking movie I have ever seen in my damn life. I cant believe that  I didn’t end my life while or after watching it. However I want to strangle Michael Bay for making this movie. Fuck you!  You ruined this movie and everything holy about the Transformers brand. You killed 2 of the coolest Transformers (SoundWave & Devastator), and the movie had nothing to do with nothing. It made no fucking sense. I mean fuck.. I have seen my dog take shits that have more depth and intelligence then this fucking movie.  I circumcised the DVD.. I did.. Then I had a priest bless it and do a fucking resurrection on it. After that I pissed on it, the priest pissed on it we had a beer, burned it with a can of gasoline, shoveled up the ashes stuffed it into roman candles and lit them off into Richard Gere’s asshole!

I hated this movie and not just because I love Transformers and they screwed it all up, but because it made no damn sense. Shit one scene a miniature robot is humping Megan Foxes leg.. WTF!  OMG!  I think I’m going to lose it right now just thinking about it. FFFFFFFF FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!

I have to stop now.. because.. well I just have to.. my gawd.. everything holy..

I’m LeeRoy … FUCK YOU MICHAEL BAY!

Tasers kill everyone, Taser International CEO buys the office donuts when someone survives

Taser Intl. says stun gun didn’t kill Dziekanski

VANCOUVER — The maker of the Taser stun gun is categorically rejecting assertions the high-voltage weapon had anything to do with the 2007 death of Polish immigrant Robert Dziekanski.

Say bye to my wife and kids for me...Uggghhhhhh...

In it’s final submission to the public inquiry into Dziekanski’s death exactly two years ago Wednesday, Taser International Inc. also slams the commission for perceived unfairness in letting “novel theories” and speculative evidence about his death go largely unchallenged.

Taser’s lawyers told inquiry commissioner Thomas Braidwood on Tuesday that current medical and scientific research on sudden death during restraint excludes the weapon as the cause of death.

“The Taser device is the latest in a long line of police tools to be scrutinized in respect of sudden in-custody death,” the U.S.-based company’s submission says.

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STOP! Or I will KILL the fuck out of you!

(se: Note: The tag “i might kill someone” should be retitled “you will probably kill someone”. It’s true, oh it’s true.  Every 30 seconds, someone is dying from getting tasered.  Tasering people is like the big thing now.  Before a cop had to worry about shooting you because he would have to fill out a report, and then you usually ended up dead 95% of the time, and you know, usually they pump you with a whole clip, and people look down on that.  Now, for any little reason, you just taser a person.  Someone talks back to you, they won’t put up their hands, they are going nuts, etc. TASER!  Don’t tase me bro! I am surprised that everyone at Taser International hasn’t been sent to the Hague to face a war crime tribunal.  I am quite sure that tasers have been responsible for more deaths than Hitler, and Hitler was not using non-lethal force. The new rule of thumb is that if you have a chance to get beat up by the cops with a billy stick, just got for that option, at least you won’t be dead before they get you into the cop car..)

GTAM: The fall of an Internet forum

Hi.  Welcome to the Internet.

As the Internet has grown, it’s gone from geeks talking about computers, to everyone and their mothers talking about everything and anything.  Including their mothers.  A very popular use of the Internet has been forums. If you like paintball, there is a forum for that. If you are pregnant, fat or have cancer, there are forums for that too. Everything has a forum.  Car forums are one of the most popular it seems, and yes so are the ones for motorcycles.

What you wish you were doing.

Now if you are in the GTA, or pretty much Ontario, and you have a motorcycle, you’ll probably end up checking out GTAmotorcycle.  A forum which seems to link up a lot of the Canadian motorcycle scene. The membership pretty much revolves around sportsbikes. (If you know anything about Canada, you know that Toronto is a poseur city, so riding a sportsbike makes you instantly cool.) You would think this would be a great forum but it’s not.  Useful? No. Helpful? No. Interesting? No.  I could make a whole blog about the things it’s not actually. Is it because it’s small? No. It actually has a lot of members, however if you look at the userlist, many of these users have not logged in since 2008, 2007, and beyond. I would think that currently, there are only about 100 or so active members. Out of these active members, most of them are pretty useless when it comes to the motorcycle community. Here you will find your share of poseurs that buy sportsbikes and sit in front of high traffic areas all day (like coffee shops, bars, nightclubs, etc), women riders (trying to prove themselves), squids (riders without gear, cause it’s hard to look cool with gear on), and noobs (newbie riders that don’t know anything).

Bro! All these chicks must be checking us out.

I am sure this forum was decent at some point in time, but lately what has been happening is that the above people have been joining in droves and have made the forum stupid by talking about, and asking stupid things.  Most of the more knowledgeable and senior riders/users have been having a great time talking shit, and enjoying a laid back tit for tat type of thread structure until recently.

The admins of this forum, Paul Rogers and Cutekill, with their drove of brainwashed mods, have been regulating this forum in such a way that terms like “Nazi” have come back in style.  It’s not that easy on this forum to not be banned for gain an infraction, which leads to a ban.  On other forums you can get away with having a different opinion, calling someone a name, or even disagreeing about something, but not on GTAM.  Since April 2009, personally I have racked up over 50 infractions and over 5 bans.  The last one being a permanent ban.  Do I care?  Not really, but you know sometimes you just want to rag on a noob or something, so you have to find another uncensored forum like SlickKids.com.

Anyhow, the problem is with forums like GTAM is that, everyone has a common interest, it’s 90% guys, and guys like to talk shit.  Specially when it comes to a manly hobby like motorcycles.  One of the problems is that having a girl admin, and a few girls on the forum, they get offended by things that are man things.  In real life as a guy, you can fart in front of your guy friends, but if you were to fart in front of a girl, she would get offended.  This is like GTAM.  You can joke around with your guy friends on the forum, but some girls will get offended and complain, and the girls mods and admin will swiftly step in to give you an infraction or ban.  Paul, where did your balls go?

Hey ladies. I make this bike sexy. Of course I am from Mississauga..

Good question.  Paul has no balls.  Forums that get big will usually quickly sell out on their members.  The people that made the forum so big now no longer matter, because even if they leave, more people will join. So what do you when you get big? Sell advertising, and make sure the advertisers see you as a happy family friendly forums where boys, girls, moms, and dads, can join and ask stupid questions about motorcycles.  Many of these people sign up, ask a stupid question, and then never log on again.  Between the girls complaining, and Paul trying to sell ads, GTAM has become less of a motorcycle enthusiast forum, and more of an interactive FAQ for retards and families.  Not to mention the girls removing all balls from this forum.

Lately GTAM has been a source of controversy as well.  There has been bannings of many popular controversial members, such as D, ressurection, myself, and many many others. As well as infractions handed out left right and center.  If you don’t agree with how the forum is being run, you are to to leave, as it is not open for discussion. Just today another forum member LINK66 was asking for his account to be deleted after he was banned for joking about hitting his favorite mod. LOL is no longer for laughing my friend. Also it seems like a few of the mods have had it with how the site is being run.  Another recent controversy has been a member named R1Timmy.  R1Timmy fell off his bike during a vacation in the US, and was reported to be critically injured. The GTAM community scam artist wanna be even co-oridinator Suzuki_Girl (who supposedly hasn’t been able to co-ordinate anything worth shit) set up a fundraiser with the admins of GTAM for R1Timmy because he was injured so badly, and wrecked his bike, and had hospital bills to pay, and etc sad story.  It ends up that this guy turns up at the fundraiser practically uninjured, his story and injuries were 90% made up, he pocketed the money from the fundraiser, Suzuki_Girl probably pocketed some cash, GTAM got some publicity.  At the end of the day, everyone was pissed off that out of all the bikers that have gone down seriously, or have died during this season had no fundraisers.  Imagine giving your hard earned cash to someone who you thought was laying in a hospital bed all messed up, and meanwhile he’s doing great and attending his own fundraiser walking around?  To make matters worse, R1Timmy won’t respond to the allegations of this being a scam, Suzuki_Girl is lying and backtracking about her involvement (also deleting her own threads and messages), and the admins of GTAM are banning users that ask questions, and deleting posts and threads from people that are wondering about how valid this fundraiser was. Generally the admins spend a lot of time deleting peoples posts and threads if they don’t agree with them, but this came to new lows.

The GTAMotorcycle Forum Logo. Look familiar?

With this much drama, does it really seem that this is what the motorcycle community needs or wants?  There is lots of talk about the forum going downhill, people leaving, and advertisers wondering if it is a good idea to get involved with such a train wreck.

For now, an irc chat channel on DALnet unfortunately named #GTAM has been a popular places for members fleeing the communist GTAM forum.  This includes all your banned favorites, and people that believe in free internet speech. Perhaps when the GTAM is done being a piece of shit #GTAM will be the new hotspot for the GTA’s motorcycle enthusiasts.

The United Way

So every year around this time the United way shows up at my place of business to ask for donations. While I believe in donations I don’t believe in giant companies like The United Way that pay their senior employees and executives large salaries and bonuses.

Yesterday I had 4 separate women speaking from the United Way about how we need to donate and life is hard for people in Mississauga. Now I was thinking about this and it didn’t really take me long to understand that even myself cant afford to live in Mississauga. A Townhouse in Mississauga goes for over $400,000. So why are there over 150,000 people in Mississauga that are starving and have a hard time paying there bills?  How about money management? If you were to move to Brampton (can’t believe I’m saying this), you could get the same place for $250,000. I mean shit if I cant afford to live in Mississauga, why is the United way talking to me about donating money to people living in a bigger and more expensive and bigger house than me? They had the nerve to tell me that a lot of these people were immigrants. OH? So this immigrant comes into our great country and buys a $400,000 – $600,000 home then goes to the United Way and asks for hand outs?

Fuck the United Way. I just want a beer!

You know I wasn’t always living like this, I didn’t own a home or a new car or anything like that. It took me a long time to get where I am, and I’m still not where I want to be, I’m not even half way. I used to live in a shelter and go to the food bank and had to suck it up and go to survive. Have you ever been to a food bank? I have, and 50% of the people walking in and out of there with food are driving off in brand new Mercedes Benz’ or BMW’s. I remember being in a line for soup cans and a lady on her cell phone and a mink coat bumped into me while she was talking on her cell and just kept picking stuff up and walked out with it all. When I got outside she had a Mercedes SUV, loaded with free food.

See you want to believe that people in this world wouldn’t do that type of thing. I got new for you, the world is a bitch.

The amount of people living off my tax money in Ontario is a joke. How many people live in Brampton who are immigrants and own brand new houses and brand new BMW’s are on welfare? Lots of them and they own their own businesses and they fraud the government, and anything else they can get there hands on. You expect that I’m supposed to donate my hard working money for these people? HAHAHA! Look, after watching the United Way talk about donations and then walk out with their Coach and Prada bags, their $300 shoes and $200 scarfs, and get into there BMW’s and SUV’s, I thought, yeah they deserve to make money, but really why are they making Millions to speak about donating? Sure they can afford to donate and they make sure in the end they get that receipt to not get taxed.

The world sucks, when I was living on my own in Toronto and trying to make it to the next day I did a lot of bad things to make my money. But funny enough, if I didn’t I wouldn’t be where I am today. You never make enough paying taxes to the Government working at a lousy $12 an hour job. However doing what you can and putting money away gets you far. You try to do everything the right way and you don’t get anywhere. If you scam, fraud and deal and you’ll get far in life. Yeah, you take that chance, but really think about your other choice. Working for the rest of your life at a dead end job making peanuts and never getting out of debt. Never owning that special car you want. Never purchasing new clothes when you want. Never seeing a Leaf game, or any sporting events cause its just too much. Stealing from the rich and giving to the poor is the Robin hood way, and you’re the poor.

We just got back from the United Way. Fantastic handouts. Saves money for car payments. A+++

This world has turned into the “fuck the next person to get ahead” land. While all these banks just got bailed out of bankruptcy and car companies got bailed out, the executives are still make millions a year. Does it make you think about caring whether you steal money from them fraudulently? Insurance companies are one of the worst, they are not regulated by anyone. They tell you that you must have insurance. They then tell you how much you are going to pay whether you like it or not. Soon as you’re in an accident, they won’t even give you what you paid for the car. They are a pure profit essential service, these people sit back and collect your money while you struggle. They don’t care, and why should I? I could go on and on about all of this shit that goes on and you would throw up in your mouth thinking about how these people have so much money and yet want more. Like millions a year just ain’t enough for them. Try to live off my wages for a month and they would hang themselves real quick.

I’m LeeRoy and I approve of what ever you want to do. Just don’t kill someone unless they deserve it.