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Chaz Bono: Fat, Ugly, Lesbian Woman to Fat, Ugly, Lesbian Man

Written on November 2nd, 2009 by sempireno shouts

You know, sometimes people are so stupid that you have to wodner how they have been alive as long as they have.

Chasity Bono was a big lesbian, and daughter of Sonny and Cher, then she got a sex change so she can become a big lesbian that is trying to be a man.  In any case she is a fat lesbian, that is still a woman, but with the medical condition,” trying to hard”. She has changed her name now to Chaz, which is equally as stupid.  Is that a mans name, or something you name your pet hamster?

Chasity Bono as a Woman

Chasity Bono (Woman)

Chasity Bono (Woman)

Chasity Bono as a Man

Chaz Bono (Man)

"Chaz" Bono ("Man")

I dunno.  Still looks like a fat lesbian to me.

Wait till people start going for race reassignment.  White people becoming Black people, Asians becoming Arabs. They give you some pills that change your skin colour slightly, they give your coloured contacts, a bigger penis, smaller penis,  curly hair, straight hair, different nose, eyelids, whatever, and tada!  You’re a different race.

It’s too bad that sex, as with race, you’re the only person that knows you’re different, everyone will still think you’re the same.  Hopefully Chaz is taking her “lying to herself” pills… Because at the end of the day, she’s still just a fat lesbian..

Hurricane Rick. No he’s not your Mom’s new boyfriend. It’s actually a hurricane.

Written on October 19th, 2009 by sempireno shouts

Rick now ‘extremely dangerous’ Category 5 hurricane- [CTV News]

MEXICO CITY — Hurricane Rick’s fierce winds churned up dangerous surf off Mexico’s coast early Sunday, the strongest storm recorded in the eastern North Pacific Ocean in more than a decade.

Get ready for Mexicans asking for donations.

Get ready for Mexicans asking for donations.

The U.S. National Hurricane Center in Miami said late Saturday that Rick was an ‘extremely dangerous’ Category 5 hurricane with sustained winds of 285 kph. The centre said Rick was likely to lose some of that punch as it nears the Baja California peninsula in coming days.

The hurricane was projected to stay well off the Mexican coast for several days before bending east over cooler waters and approach the Baja California Peninsula as a Category 1 or Category 2 hurricane sometime Wednesday, forecasters said.

Authorities in the resort city of Acapulco closed the port to small craft after Rick kicked up heavy waves and gusts of wind.

Acapulco’s Civil Protection Department had warned that rains from the outer bands of the storm could cause landslides and flooding in the resort city, but no such effects were reported.

At 11 p.m. EDT Saturday, the storm’s centre was located about 475 kilometres southwest of Manzanillo, Mexico.

Rick is the second-strongest hurricane in the eastern North Pacific since 1966, when experts began keeping reliable records, said Hurricane Center meteorologist Hugh Cobb.

The strongest was Hurricane Linda, which generated maximum winds of 296 kph in September 1997.

“Rick is probably going to go into the record books as one of the most rapidly intensifying hurricanes,” Cobb said, adding the storm was fueled by warm ocean temperatures.
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(se: Sucks to be Mexico. But it looks like it’s not going to be a Cat 5 direct hit, so it’s all good.  What a silly name though. ‘Hurricane Rick’ sounds like a 50 year old ex-college football player, living every day like the glory days.  Oh yeah, and he’s also dating your Mom and using your razor..)

discriminatie.nl: Hide, 2

Written on August 24th, 2009 by sempireno shouts

discriminatie.nl: Hide, 2: discriminatie.nl: Hide, 2

Should you have to hide the real you to be accepted?

Advertising Agency: imagine’, Amsterdam, Netherlands

Art Director: Sander Jacobs

Copywriter: Sander Bergmeijer

Director: Mike van Diem

Photographer: Oscar Seijkens

Music: Massive Music

Published: June 2009

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(se: Yes. Sheesh, what a stupid question. The thought of two old hairy guys fucking made me vomit in my mouth a bit..)

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The Safest Airlines to Fly On

Written on August 24th, 2009 by sempireno shouts

The Safest Airlines to Fly On [Travel]: “

There’s no accounting for terrible fate and random events, but The Daily Beast wants you to see how major and regional airlines rank in accidents and incidents. It’s worth a peek before booking your next flight.

Rudy Maxa ranked, charted, and broke down data from 10 major air carriers using data from Airline-safety-records.com, which itself pulls data regularly from the Federal Aviation Administration, National Transportation Safety Board, and the U.S. Department of Transportation. Then he did the same for about 25 prominent regional carriers, the smaller airlines usually contracted by the bigger guys to connect passengers between smaller cities.

Maxa’s charts reveal some interesting factoids—like how passengers seated near a plane’s tail are 40 percent more likely to survive a crash than those in the first few rows. More interesting, or perhaps disheartening, are the statistics on regional operators, which have

[Regional carriers have] an accidents and incidents rate more than twice as high as the national carriers. ‘In the industry, one of the biggest concerns are the regional operators,’ says Jim Asker, the managing editor of the trade magazine Aviation Week. Among those The Daily Beast measured, several smaller airlines had perfect safety records, while Midwest (based in Milwaukee and now a subsidiary of Republic Airlines, which has won an auction to acquire Frontier Airlines) had the worst.

Hit the link for a full helping of charts and analysis, and tell us what safety factors you consider when you’re arranging air travel in the comments.

How Safe Is Your Airline? [The Daily Beast]

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(se: Wow! That’s quite the jump from AirTran to United. It seems like it’s almost just a death-wish to hop on AirTran. As long as you don’t prepay your hotel and rental, you should be fine…)

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Tap Water might make you Gay?

Written on March 10th, 2008 by sempireno shouts

Oddly enough, I was in a bar a few years back and ended having a conversation with an older guy from the Middle East here on vacation, he told me that it was so weird to see so many gay people in Toronto, and that it’s rare to see them back home. He said that the problem in the west was that there are so much contamination in the water from different prescription drugs that it messes with the chemistry in peoples brains.

He told about the birth control pill. He said that it’s basically an overdose of female hormones. He said what do you think happens when you have millions of women passing extreme amounts of female hormones into the water system.

I didn’t think much of it until today when I saw this article. They say that “A sex hormone was detected in the drinking water of San Francisco, California” and “male fish are being feminized, creating egg yolk proteins, a process usually restricted to females”

I’m not homophobic, I’m not a bigot, I’m not trying to hurt anybodies feelings…but…

hrmmm…

Prescription drugs found in drinking water across U.S.

(AP) — A vast array of pharmaceuticals — including antibiotics, anti-convulsants, mood stabilizers and sex hormones — have been found in the drinking water supplies of at least 41 million Americans, an Associated Press investigation shows.

Officials in Philadelphia say testing there discovered 56 pharmaceuticals or byproducts in treated drinking water.

To be sure, the concentrations of these pharmaceuticals are tiny, measured in quantities of parts per billion or trillion, far below the levels of a medical dose. Also, utilities insist their water is safe.

But the presence of so many prescription drugs — and over-the-counter medicines like acetaminophen and ibuprofen — in so much of our drinking water is heightening worries among scientists of long-term consequences to human health.

In the course of a five-month inquiry, the AP discovered that drugs have been detected in the drinking water supplies of 24 major metropolitan areas — from Southern California to Northern New Jersey, from Detroit, Michigan, to Louisville, Kentucky.

Map: See the cities where drugs were found in drinking water

Water providers rarely disclose results of pharmaceutical screenings, unless pressed, the AP found. For example, the head of a group representing major California suppliers said the public “doesn’t know how to interpret the information” and might be unduly alarmed.

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Ok…Ladies…enough with the bullshit botox lip shit already! Brittany Murphy you look like a retard.

Written on February 5th, 2008 by sempireno shouts
QUACK!
QUACK!
QUACK!QUACKQUACK!

Better to get head, than lose head. DUCK!

Written on February 4th, 2008 by sempireno shouts

Clearing the vehicles below by the narrowest of margins, a plane swoops in to land at one of the world’s most dramatic airstrips.

Although the clearance is supposed to be 20ft, the scooter riders and car driver take no chances and duck for their own safety.

Despite the apparent dangers, there have been only two fatal accidents at the airport over the years.

At 2,133ft, its runway is one of the shortest in the world and equivalent in length to five football pitches.

Tourist websites are upbeat about arriving by plane, with one saying: ‘The landing, especially on a windy day, is an adventure in itself.’

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Michael Jackson’s Kids – A WTF? moment that will make you say WTF? Whoa..

Written on February 1st, 2008 by sempireno shouts

I am not even going to say much here…

These are two of Michael Jackson’s kids…

The only thing they seem to have in common with their father is that they look weird. Like really weird.

I am sure that people thought they were homless kids, and tried to give them canned soup or something..

It’s the year 2008. Some kids have two dads, and some kids have Michael Jackson as a dad. Either way your classmates are laughing at you…

40 Year Old Kids? Please Stay Retired NKTB!

Written on February 1st, 2008 by sempireno shouts

Oh Jesus…

The New Kids on the Block are staging a comeback?

Has it been like 20 years or something already?

Is the world ready for a boy band consisting of has been 40 year olds?

If you don’t remember them, you’re not missing much…

Asteroid comes close Earth on Tuesday, CNN Breaking News was probably about something less signifigant. Go figure…

Written on January 31st, 2008 by sempireno shouts

So….

While most of you were at working choking the chicken to Internet porn, wishing you won the lottery, some crazy shit was happening..

Like asteroid whizzing past Earth closely crazy. Like one day we’re going to get fucked when an asteroid hits us, and CNN is too busy giving us breaking news about something stupid…

Remember when 50 Cent and The Game “squashed their beef”? Remember how that was CNN Breaking News?

Well the asteroid that could have…perhaps swerved by and wiped out a trailer park or 3rd world country wasn’t breaking news..

This was on Tuesday. Today is Thursday, and I just found out about it…

Ohhhhhh SNAP!

On Tuesday, an asteroid at least 800 feet long was making a rare close pass by Earth, but scientists said there was no chance of an impact. The closest approach of 2007 TU24 will be 334,000 miles — about 1.4 times the distance of Earth to the moon. An actual collision of a similar-sized object with Earth occurs on average every 37,000 years.

Oh yea. Believe it or not, apparently really small asteroids could really fuck us up…

IS THIS SOME SORT OF TERRORIST PLOT?

HELP US ALL USA!

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