Arizona hates Mexicans

We Still have Texas!

Well yea.. duh!

You know who can change this?  Mexican Americans.

C’mon guys.  All those illegals you know, help send them back.  Your extended family wants to come to America in suitcases and car trunks?  Say no!

No one is after the legal Mexicans, but when you make it easier for Illegal Mexicans to be in the US illegal, things like Arizona happen.  Being illegal is illegal, so why are you fighting it?

Mexican Americans, help your illegal brothers and sisters go back to Mexico so that you can have a better life, it’s only going to suck worse when the US looks like Mexico.  Where are you going to go, Canada? It’s cold there.

Hurricane Rick. No he’s not your Mom’s new boyfriend. It’s actually a hurricane.

Rick now ‘extremely dangerous’ Category 5 hurricane- [CTV News]

MEXICO CITY — Hurricane Rick’s fierce winds churned up dangerous surf off Mexico’s coast early Sunday, the strongest storm recorded in the eastern North Pacific Ocean in more than a decade.

Get ready for Mexicans asking for donations.

The U.S. National Hurricane Center in Miami said late Saturday that Rick was an ‘extremely dangerous’ Category 5 hurricane with sustained winds of 285 kph. The centre said Rick was likely to lose some of that punch as it nears the Baja California peninsula in coming days.

The hurricane was projected to stay well off the Mexican coast for several days before bending east over cooler waters and approach the Baja California Peninsula as a Category 1 or Category 2 hurricane sometime Wednesday, forecasters said.

Authorities in the resort city of Acapulco closed the port to small craft after Rick kicked up heavy waves and gusts of wind.

Acapulco’s Civil Protection Department had warned that rains from the outer bands of the storm could cause landslides and flooding in the resort city, but no such effects were reported.

At 11 p.m. EDT Saturday, the storm’s centre was located about 475 kilometres southwest of Manzanillo, Mexico.

Rick is the second-strongest hurricane in the eastern North Pacific since 1966, when experts began keeping reliable records, said Hurricane Center meteorologist Hugh Cobb.

The strongest was Hurricane Linda, which generated maximum winds of 296 kph in September 1997.

“Rick is probably going to go into the record books as one of the most rapidly intensifying hurricanes,” Cobb said, adding the storm was fueled by warm ocean temperatures.
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(se: Sucks to be Mexico. But it looks like it’s not going to be a Cat 5 direct hit, so it’s all good.  What a silly name though. ‘Hurricane Rick’ sounds like a 50 year old ex-college football player, living every day like the glory days.  Oh yeah, and he’s also dating your Mom and using your razor..)

Canadians prepare to turn over hospital to U.S.

Canadians prepare to turn over hospital to U.S.

You missed the free healthcare!

Beginning Thursday, the Role 3 Multinational Hospital at Kandahar Airfield in Afghanistan will be under new management.

The Role 3, which is the main provider of health care at the airfield, will be turned over to the Americans by Canadian medical personnel.

Canada originally agreed to take responsibility for the facility for one year, but that stretched into two years, then three.

But with a large influx of U.S. troops as part of the surge ordered by President Barack Obama, it seems fitting that Canada make the handover now.

Canadian Colonel Danielle Savard, who has been in charge of the hospital, says she is proud of the work her team has done.

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(se: I bet this is a cost cutting measure.  It’s gone from free health care to you better have insurance.  You hear that Afghanistan? In other news, that large *sigh* you just heard was all the Mexicans in line.  Sorry guys, you’re being turned away again… Glad to see the Taliban hasn’t blown it up yet though..)

The Travelocity Gnome Found Raped and Murdered

Report’s from Mexican police this morning claim that the Travelocity Gnome was found dead in his 2 star hotel room at the Violar Sexo resort in Acapulco at approximately 10:35 am.

The report states that the morning cleaner found the roaming gnome in the hotel room bathroom, duct taped and hanging from the shower curtain rod in a bondage like scene. It is also reported that he had 3 hotel shampoo bottles stuffed in his ass and a bar of soap in his mouth.

Non-raped gnome

A quick search by police uncovered more interesting evidence. They found a 3 foot metal dildo and a car battery under the hotel room bed and a laptop computer with naked pictures of William Shatner doing some truly obscene things with the Gnome.

After speaking with one of the daily hotel cleaners, she admitted that she had seen the Gnome go back to his hotel room late last night covered in feces, yelling profanity. She claimed that the Gnome was talking about drinking too much and how a male at the bar had jammed the Gnome up his ass. The Gnome is believed to have gone inside his hotel room to take a shower, when a somebody came into the room. So far there is no description of the male that entered the Gnome’s room, however it is believed to be the same male at the resort bar that night.

An autopsy is being done today and the investigators hope they uncover some evidence to point to the perpetrator.

LeeRoy

Beat that Mexico!

Police in Bavaria Stop Car with 14 People Inside

Cops in Germany pulled a car over on a Bavarian autobahn on Thursday evening. They could not believe their eyes when they inspected the vehicle.

How many people can you squeeze into a British phone box? This question has obsessed some people for decades. Now a similar conundrum appears to have been solved by a family stopped by German police: How many people fit into a five-seater car? The answer, it appears, is 14.

German police stopped an Opel Vectra Wednesday on an autobahn in the southern state of Bavaria and discovered four adults and 10 children huddled inside, according to police spokesman Peter Grimm. The car came to the officers’ attention because it was driving at a snail’s pace of 40 kmh (25 mph) on a busy highway frequented by heavy vehicles.

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Illegal Immigrant? Well here is the training kit for kids…

Lou Dobbs, eat this! hahahaha!

Most families would avoid this kids toy…

Some families might this this is a wise investment for the future…