When is it acceptable to hit a Woman?

If she’s ugly, rides a motorcycle, and hit you first, it might be acceptable to punch her out. She’s practically a dude with a vagina..

Exiting the train according to race..

Every day as the train gets to a major stop after work, there is a line-up to get off the train that starts a stop before.  I have just noticed today that every day, the line is assorted by race.

I will explaine this from front of the line to back.

__Train Doors__

Black People – (Soon as this train stops i’m getting the fuck off and going home)

Asian People – (All those black people are getting off, everyone knows that when black people are leaving it’s a good idea to follow)

White People – (I wonder what’s going on?  I should investigate)

Brown People – (I’m not lining up, I’ll go back to sleep for one more stop. Back in Indian people are hanging off the side of the trains with monkey’s. I’m happy to be sitting down until the last minute)

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See.  If you pay attention you will see the same thing.

It’s just like horror movies.  How many Black People or Asians do you see get killed?  None.  How many Blacks, or Asians do you see in horror movies? None.

You know why? They don’t want to know what’s going on, they just want to get the fuck outta there.  If there was an Asian, Black, and a White guy, in a dark forrest, and all of a sudden they heard a chainsaw, the Black guy would run the fuck outta there, followed by the Asian, while the White guy would head towards the noise to investigate.

It’s true..

Pay attention..

How much time..

So here is the afternoon question.

It's like driving behind a bus that makes you wanna puke in your mouth..

How much time do you burn in a lifetime waiting for fat people.  Usually when I am out and about downtown, I am speed walking like everyone else.  There are tonne of people around, and everyone needs to be doing something, or needs to be somewhere.

With the exception of fat people.  Most of the fat slow moving people are women, or street cars… and street cars are not really people..

Anyways, as I am moving along quickly to do what I have to do, I always get stuck behind a fat person that I can’t get around.  Not like chubby fat, but Biggie Smalls sitting on a Volkswagon fat.

People behind me can’t move, and the whole traffic jam of people occurs.  These people don’t walk to the side.  They walk right in the middle.  Middle of the staircase, middle of the hallway, Malcolm in the Middle.

I bet you waste like 10 years of your life behind fat people going slow.  I am sure if they moved a bit faster they wouldn’t be fat.

Women & Yoga tights The Gift That Keeps On Giving

This is what your body should look like in Yoga pants.

So recently Yoga pants/tights were brought to my attention.

Someone told me about them and after seeing them in front of my eyes I quickly realized that these were the greatest female pants/tights I have ever seen. I must believe that a man invented these, a manly man, a real man who enjoys looking at the female anatomy. The great thing is that women love these too. They are comfortable and stretch to fit. They don’t get hot and almost any female can put these on an instantly make a man drool with delight.

While I personally always loved blue jeans, to be specific a nice tight pair of Parasuco or Beckhams.  These Yoga pants have changed my mind, they look spectacular.

Please don’t get me wrong, if a women is beyond some weights (se: 130lbs) she should not be wearing these pants. Probably a size limitation on them, I suspect no one over some weight can purchase these. Men you know the pants I’m talking about, you have seen them you just didn’t have a name for them. Well I’m giving you the name, you want to purchase some for your wives go to the Running Room and find yoga pants and make sure they are 1 size smaller because they are supposed to be tight. Mind you they are stretchy so either way they should be great.

I’m LeeRoy ……….and Yoga Pants are what Dreams are made of !

Rememberance Day in Canada

Remember that time we saved Europe? Yea, that was pretty cool..

I saw someone selling poppies this morning for Remembrance Day and was just thinking, what did WWI and WWII have to do with Canada.

Yes, at the time we were a British colony, and we did send our superior soldiers over to Europe to fight, however you still hear people say about both bars that the soldiers died for our freedom.

In WWI they died for Britain’s freedom and in WWII they died for Europe’s freedom.  Some people have said to me “If we didn’t fight, Hitler would have taken over Canada too!”.  But realistically, Hitler still had a lot of Europe to finish take over before he had time to worry about Canada.  He still had Central Asia, South Asia, The Middle East, and Russia to take over before he got to North America, and some of those countries weren’t pussies like the French, they wouldn’t have surrendered so fast.  The Russians, Chinese, and Arabs would have kicked some ass, where as France and England would have just surrendered a week later if the Americans didn’t step in kick Hitler when he was down.

Anyways.  We are grateful that our soldiers helped defeat the Nazis even though German France would have been much cooler. Let’s also remember that without Britain, we would have had no-one to sell Germany Rolls Royce, Bentley, and Mini…

Actually, I think all the veterans are dead now, so if you don’t wear a poppy, I guess you don’t have to feel like such a dick because your grandparents were Nazis..

Survey shows homeless people don’t live as long as people with homes,food,doctors,not living outside

Life expectancy shorter for homeless, study says – [ctv.ca]

TORONTO — Canadians living in homeless shelters and rooming houses have a much shorter life expectancy than the general population – and poverty is not the only factor contributing to their premature deaths, researchers conclude.

In a 10-year study, researchers found the chance of surviving to age 75 among the homeless or inadequately housed is 32 per cent for men and 60 per cent for women, compared to 51 per cent and 72 per cent respectively for the lowest income group in Canada’s population.

To put that in perspective, the probability that a 25-year-old man living today in marginal housing would make it to age 75 is equal to the life expectancy of the average young male in 1921 – long before the advent of antibiotics and other life-saving treatments.

For homeless or poorly housed females, their chance of surviving to 75 is the same as women in the general population of Canada in 1956.

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Beer... Weed... Money for beer and weed?

(se: Always surprises me that people are always doing studies on the obvious things.  Did you expect that homeless people were living longer?  The streets make them invincible? Noting that people in 3rd countries are usually homeless and don’t live long, wouldn’t that give you an indication of what is happening here to homeless people?  How here’s one for you.  Factor in drugs and alcohol.  Does that have anything to do with it as well?  Why are we doing a study on homeless people anyways? We pay taxes, homeless people get shelters, but don’t want to be in them because they don’t allow drug and alcohol use.. I wonder how long people that conduct stupid survey’s live? Hrmm…)

This is why China is growing, and we are just getting fat and lazy

China’s army to recruit 130,000 college grads – [Reuters.com]

BEIJING (Reuters) – China’s army will recruit 130,000 graduates from Chinese universities and colleges this winter to raise the quality of the armed forces and help solve the job crisis facing graduates.

Chinese sources last month told Reuters of a plan to cut the 2.3 million-strong People’s Liberation Army by 700,000, mainly lower-skilled foot soldiers, while adding better-educated recruits able to serve in a technologically sophisticated force.

Graduates who have signed up for military service will receive a one-off rebate of up to 24,000 yuan ($3,500) on college tuition fees or student loans, Xinhua said, citing the Ministry of Education.

“This means the state pays for university education of those servicemen,” Zhang Haoming, deputy director of the ministry’s department for college student affairs, was quoted as saying.

Recruits with higher education will have a greater chance of promotion or further study at military academies. After their two-year commitment, they will enjoy preference at jobs with police and other law enforcement departments, Xinhua said.

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Join the Army. Do something with yourself assholes.

(se: This is what we should be doing in North America.  All these kids are coming out of college and university, people in their 20’s are laid off and looking for work, there are drop outs doing nothing with themselves, hanging out on the street begging for money, and let’s not forget the people that are looking for a second chance.  This is perfect.  There are so many jobs, it’s not all being on the front line with a gun.  We should try to get these people to join the army, give them an eduction, a job, and some skills to take away when and if they decide to leave when they’re done.  I would think this would be create a better life for someone rather than working at McDonalds for the next 40 years.  The only problem I see is that North Americans tend to be lazy and want everything handed to them, so instead of working hard to get where they want to be, they either expect handouts from mom and dad, or hope that someday someone will want them to be a TV star.  Keep dreaming.  But in the meantime you can certainly be all that you can be..)

Americans vs Canadians

How Canadian and American youth are different

Young Canadians are dramatically different from young Americans, a new cross-border survey has found.

Canadians from 18 to 34 travel more, recycle more, charge more, play the lottery more, marry less, text-message less and rent more than their American counterparts, the Ipsos Reid study revealed.

Canada, eh.

“Americans come through as a little more grounded, more domestic. Canadians are more of the free-spirit type,” Samantha McAra, a 26-year-old senior research manager in Calgary with the polling company, said Friday.

“My friends and I, we’re renting, not married, have careers, like to travel. The environment thing, too. If someone doesn’t recycle, it’s sort of like you look at that person and they’re sort of judged.”

McAra wrote the questions for the survey, which asked 1,000 people on each side of the border to respond online. The traditional telephone poll wouldn’t work for a demographic in which 34 per cent of Americans and 19 per cent of Canadians only have a cellphone, she said.

GO USA!

McAra may be smack in the middle of the “emerging market group,” as she calls it, but even she was baffled by some of the 10 social networking groups on the final list, sites such as imeem.com and ning.com. But even they had six and three people registered, respectively, among those polled.

Facebook is the social networking site of choice for Canadians, at 81 per cent registered, compared to 57 per cent for Americans. In the U.S., 54 per cent are signed onto MySpace, compared with 23 per cent of young Canadians.

Companies are increasingly interested in the 18-to-34-year-old market, McAra said, because they have healthy incomes and the urge to acquire; baby boomers, on the other hand, have the incomes but not as strong a need to spend.

[Read More @ thestar.com]

How can Sirius XM make money?

The concept of crystal clear, CD quality like radio with music you want to hear, and little to no advertising is dreamy.

Can you get in tune?

Imagine hopping in your car and hearing exactly what you’re in the mood for, by your favorite artists, with no repeats unless you want to hear it again. What if you can push a bottom when you hear a song you like, and it would be automatically saved to your user profile so that when you’re listening to Sirius XM in your house, online, or on your portable device, you can listen to your custom playlist?

That would be amazing, however, it’s just not happening yet.

Back when it was just Sirius I was a big fan of the satellite radio concept, it seemed like it would be great, and it was pretty affordable too.  Recently I looked into pricing, and of course it was moderately higher.  For any type of audio service, whether it be satellite radio, unlimited mp3’s, or streaming audio, I definitely think $10/month is a cut off point.  It’s just one of those numbers where it doesn’t look to expensive, it’s easy to calculate, and hey, what’s $10.

If I ran Sirius, I would buy some traditional radio stations across the country and create playlists that are attractive to the demographics of that area. If yuo have some stations in Alabama, play the Sirius Country and Western channel, if you’re in Compton California, play the Shade 45 Hip-Hip channel.

“What?” You say.  “We’re not giving away our Debt laden Sirius programming for free!”

You’re right, that would be silly.  However I would put ads on the station, and maybe make it lower quality, perhaps put it on some AM stations.

The concept is easy.  Just like with your cable provider, they usually give you a free preview for a few weeks, and you get to see what you are missing.  As you get pulled into all this great stuff you are missing, you’ll figure out how you can make it worth it to sign up.

This doesn't sell subscriptions..

If you have never heard any Sirius programming,  and you don’t really know 100% what it’s about, do you really think a billboard is going to sell it?  When you buy a new car, it comes preinstalled, most new car stereos you buy now have it installed, and if you need a stand alone unit, many of them are under $100.  So why are people waiting?

If you buy 3 grande lattes at Starbucks, you’ve already spent your monthly fee and then some, and this is usually in the same day!

Let the people know what they are missing, and how it will improve their commute, and the subscriptions will come.  Easy.

Testosterone Makes Men Buy Fast Cars

Testosterone Makes Men Buy Fast Cars

A Concordia University John Molson School of Business study has found men’s testosterone levels spike when driving ostentatious cars, effectively making them “sexual signaling” devices. The John Molson School of Business will be rechristened the “School of Obviousness” next week.

The study put 39 male volunteers into both a 1993 Toyota Camry and a Porsche 911 Carrera Cabriolet and let them drive the car around on a quiet road and on a pedestrian dense road where women would be looking at them. After each instance saliva was taken and testosterone levels measured. Surprise, surprise, the Camry didn’t effect levels at all, however, the Porsche caused sustained and elevated testosterone levels, with or without onlookers.

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(se: Not going to add a lot to this. Lesbian Motorcyclists)