Tips to save the environment for Christmas…

Tips on having a Green Christmas

With food:

1. When purchasing food over the holidays only purchase from local farmers. If you don’t have a farm close to your home, you can get free food from the food bank who doesn’t care if you make over $100,000 a year and drive a 2009 Lexus ISF. Load the trunk up with as much free food that you can get that will save the environment.

2. Recycling food: You can recycle food from prior get-togethers. That Baptism cake from back in August is still good a little dry but just add some water to it to moisten it up. You can also add olive oil  and a little milk to revive that 6 month old cake. Peel the icing off with the Baptism names on it or what ever is on it and put new icing. Just make sure its icing that you made yourself.

3. While you’re cooking your food, leave the oven door open and turn off your heat in the house. Your oven will heat your house.

4. Grow your own fruit, vegetables, turkey’s in your back yard.

5. Fill everyone’s glasses that you widdled out of wood prior .. with snow.. it will be a nice cold snack while they sit there and when it melts it will be a good portion of protein and water.

6. Make lots and lots of salad out of tree leaves and pine cones and squirrel nuts.

Free tree from last year! Score motherfucker!

Green Decorating tips for Christmas:

1. Use real shit. Instead of buying fake mistletoe use real toes. Instead of fake plastic ornaments….make your own ornaments from carving wood into little animals, or use things around your house just hang those things off the tree. Like ear phones, used extension cords as garland, and use a barbie doll for the angel on top. Use pine cones and dead leaves that you find outside your house.

2. Buying a Christmas tree? Don’t bother you are killing the environment by doing this. And don’t buy a fake tree because you are killing the environment with a plastic tree. Buy a tree from a garden store that you can keep indoors all year round in a pot. If that doesn’t work then build a fake tree by carving old wood that you have laying around into a tree and a bicycle for fun.

3. Instead of Christmas lights that waste electricity why not purchase candles and place them along your roof top for a nice fiery glow at night.

4. Decorating your dog on Christmas will save the environment, you can take old socks or underwear and re-use them to make pretty little sweaters for your dog to stay warm instead of dying a freezing cold death and ruining Christmas for you and your rotten children that wont walk him.

5. Decorate your kitchen table with wood or pine cones and leaves, place a tip jar in the middle and watch how much you make from your family. They may think its funny but they will put money in it because they are stupid and you are smart.

6. Instead of carpet tear up your grass in the back yard and use it in your dining room and at the front door of your house. Not only does it smell great it looks nice and expensive as well as it will insulate your home while your heat is off.

7. Shaving cream looks like snow. So save the environment and spray everything with shaving cream then punch your dog in the face till it stops barking.

The Xmas Rocket

Staying green while you holiday travel:

1. Walk to your family’s house, ski to your family’s house only with real ski’s that you made out of wood. Don’t ever use your car or train or plane.. your killing the world and baby Jesus is crying because of you.

2. Ride your bike with your child on your back in a sack. Make sure this is not a metal store bought bike that will kill the earth, make sure you widdle with your rambo knife (never use a chain saw because your killing the environment) a clown bike with 3 seats or even 8 seats that your entire family can enjoy peddling over the hills they go laughing all the way in a wooden clown bike that seats 8 in the snow.

Enough gifts for everyone!

Green Gifts to give:

1. The best gift to give is your time. You slaved all year for a paycheck the least your ungrateful children and wife can do is shut the fuck up for Christmas. If your asked what you want for Christmas say you want to be left alone.. not only will this save you money this will save the environment and the risk of one of your children being punched in the fucking skull for talking back during present time.

2. Give your children the gifts that keep on giving, a nice piece of wood and a knife to crave themselves an Xbox. This way not only will you be saving the environment you will be teaching your children a good lesson in working for a living and carving skills that they will need when they get older.

3. When your wife looks at you and wonders where her gift is .. tell her that your the gift that keeps giving everyday. She will realize what she has and shut the fuck up.

4. Giving gifts to your extended family? Don’t.. instead write on a piece of toilet paper Merry Christmas with a chocolate brown organic marker not only will they be happy to receive your Christmas wish they will be amazed that you were able to write so neatly with your own shit on toilet paper.

5. Make wooden whoopie cushions for everyone so that when everyone is making the whoopie cushions toot ..you can pass gas all night not only are you saving the environment you are heating yourself and the house. You are also recycling your intake of food into gas to keep you warm.

I’m LeeRoy .. and have a Merry Green Environmentally Ill Christmas.

Funny White People

Applies to you

Yesterday while I was pumping gas at an Esso gas station I watched two white guys get into an argument.

This was not the argument that you would think, the argument was polite and the reason they were arguing? The white guy walking out of the Esso held the door for the white guy walking in. Then the one walking in said no after you….. and the white guy holding the door for the other white guy said… no no after you sir. They stood on either sides of the door with one white dude holding the door the other standing on the other side back and forth saying no after you. This went on for about 5 minutes while this was going on a whole family of Indians walked in and said nothing …seconds later a Indian women walked in said nothing all the while this retarded white man is still holding the door open and the other white guy is saying thank you … but after you .. LOL.. I laughed my stupid ass off.

Look, while it is nice to see some people still have a caring heart to think about the next person and hold the door for them, this is just stupid after the guy coming in said no after you .. just walk through man. The Indian family that walked in while this was going on didn’t even notice this was happening never mind they probably thought the white guy holding the door was doing it because it was his job. No one gives a shit no more, people in general are ass holes they don’t care about you and they don’t care about anything around them. If you cant change them….be like them. I see someone coming towards the door I make sure it slams in there face, why? Because if they had the same decision it would be slammed in my face. I learned after a couple of years of holding doors for people that no one gives a fuck. You look like a bitch holding the door some stupid ass mother fucker walks in and doesn’t even look at you never mind say thank you. You walk out like a bitch … your that mans bitch .. he owns you.

I have waited for a guy once just as he ran at the door I pushed it shut. When he walked in he looked at me and I looked at him .. like that’s right your a bitch I slammed the door in your fuckin face .. fuck face. I know its not nice and in a perfect world people would hold doors for people and say thank you. But we don’t, we live in a world of people that will cut there mothers throat for a buck.

Its the same when your trying to get off a bus or a train .. I push as many people as possible. I shove my way out like there is a fire and who ever is last is gonna burn a slow death. I shove my way through the door like its a fuckin Olympic race and I’m going for the damn gold medal bitch. Your Michael Johnson and I’m Donavan Bailey .. Because if you don’t act this way you will get stomped on. I’m in a train and I’m hopping over seats and babies to get to the door. Your in my way the elbows come out. I don’t give 2 fucks.

Driving your car on the streets? You should know how it is you either get through the lights or you sit behind everyone who will constantly cut around you no signals no brake lights .. in and out of traffic and pass you on the turning lanes. Pass you down the center median. So now I do the same, I see you trying to pass ill do the same .. shit I was going 140 along Mavis the other day and climbing because one women wanted to pass me even though I was doing like 90 in a 60 .. so as she began to speed up I did the same. Until we both were doing 140 and then she slowed down got in behind me and made a right turn. Crazy? Maybe .. but in our world of the careless and fuck you to get ahead this is the norm.

Welcome to the land of the free.

Im LeeRoy .. and im just like you …bitch !

Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

Aweeeesome!

So recently I decided to purchase a Playstation 3. I also purchased COD Modern Warfare 2. This game is the most addictive game I have ever played in my life. I mean this game is kinda like crack, not a giant pile of crack just a nice cut line of crack winding its way down a street all the way into the depths of hell. I began playing this game online against other crack fiends around the world, and my gawd I couldn’t put the damn game down. I kept playing for 36 hours straight. Eventually waking up on the floor in a puddle of my own puked, shit and piss. However the controller still held tight in my palm. I sat up and began playing again all the while I smell like a fucking 800 year old rotting dead corpse from my no shower sweating while I’m ducking grenades and snipers. The feces is stuck to my pants, my legs and balls and whole crotch is itchy, red and swollen from piss while I still continue to play my cracked out game of war. I’m leveling up real quick getting new perks and unlocking weapons that are making me crave more more.

I get a kill streak of 12 and launch my AC-130 gun ship and I begin to laugh and yell at all the punk bitches i’m blasting from the sky above. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK YOOOOOUUUUUUUU HA HA HA HA HA …. every time I slash a mother fucker online that i d0nt know makes me tremble with delight. The pure rush from this game is getting me hard .. its making me wanna pull out my fucker and begin fucking the PS3 right in the drive. Its the best rush .. its like fucking on a Ferris wheel that broke off and is rolling down a mountain full of dildos and strife.

I piss my pants again, and then hear the door bell ring. You think I give a fuck?.. I yell. YOU THINK I GIVE A FUCK?  I yell again. The door bell stops ringing and I’m still playing. I’m still stabbing people and getting 1 shot 1 kill headshot points and all the while im racking the points up some mother fucker stabs me. I respawn and instantly want revenge, however the guy who stabbed me manages to shoot me dead before I get my revenge. But now its double revenge, now I don’t give a shit what is happening around me .. i’m going for this guy.. this guy is now going to feel my wrath. I respawn and he gets me with a grenade ((ding .. dingaling .. BOOM ! ))  What the fuck ????  WHAT THE MOTHER FUCKING FUCK…. IM GONNA KILL YOU .. YOUR FUCKING DEAD.. OMG .. your soooo … boom .. WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ????????????   HOW THE FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCK >????  he gets me again… I’m gonna get him .. ah ah ah ah …breathing very heavy now .. gotta breathe .. oooooooooo… I’m running now .. I’m running looking for this mother fucker .. I run up some stairs and I see him at the end of the building .. ha ha .. your gonna get it now .. no its too easy to shoot him .. its way too easy I gotta slice him .. slice him good then tea bag his face .. I’m gonna tea bag him ha ha ha .. he sucks .. he sucks sooo much … just as I’m running towards him he jumps off the building .. I run to the edge .. and there he is looking up at me .. and shoots me in the face with a shot gun .. BOOM… !  .. I fall off the building landing on the ground and as I watch the kill cam I see him kill me .. I fall off the building and he then …. OMG .. NO NO .. the fuckin humanity .. tea bags meeeeeeeeeeeee…. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUUUUCK THIS GAME ITS A PIECE OF SHIT …. AHHHHHHHHHHH

I take my Playstation and throw it right out my window .. then jump out the window with it… when I woke up police had me in custody .. and asked why I broke into someones house played COD for 36+ hours and never left? Then jumped out a window with the machine?

I had nothing to say but talk to Infinity Ward.

I’m LeeRoy ………. Modern Warfare is like a little bit of sprinkled crack on a slice of pizza hut pan pizza then you bite into it get hooked and realize there is crack in the crust. FUCK YOU PIZZA HUT !!

Red Cobalt 200 kmh + 410 hwy + Rain + Fog = ?

The Truth..

While I was on my way home last night after taking my son to the Doctor to get his flu shot, I got onto the 410 highway headed North towards Brampton. Pouring rain and in thick fog I was cruising in my Jeep doing approximately 110 km. I looked in the rear view mirror and I could see lights .. lights moving fast …now its night like 8:00 at night its dark. There is very thick fog everywhere and its poring rain.

Within seconds this Red Chevy Cobalt flew by me doing well over 200 km. WTF ?  I’m watching as this idiot realizes the other cars in the fast lane are going much much slower obviously. I see him jam on the brakes and swerve into another lane then back into the fast lane. This car was going so fast that when it passed me, my Jeep actually swayed from the wind that this car was pushing. Watching this Cobalt narrowly miss a couple cars then almost spin out of control into the guard rail, I began to think. When was the last time I seen a car pas me that fast? Never! Then I thought why is it that when it rains and snows and when we get crazy ass weather you always see some stupid fuck flying with his car? I don’t get it. I asked a couple people and one of the responses to me was from a girl. She said that she drives faster in the rain then on dry pavement because she doesn’t want to be on the road. She wants to get to where she is going as quick as possible. Hmmmm? This is the dumbest shit I have ever heard in my fucking life. Really? You drive faster in bad weather because you don’t want to be driving in the bad weather? Look I’m going to explain something to the idiot’s driving on our roads that unfortunately driver exams don’t teach you.

When the road is wet or snowy or icy, your tires don’t stick as good to the road and usually that results in an accident. Dry pavement is good…your tires should stick as long as they have tread on them. Do you hear what I’m saying? Fuck .. I swear sometimes I feel like the smartest mother fucker on the face of the earth .. I’m Albert Fucking Einstein because I know this and the majority of you dumb fucks on the road don’t.

I’m Leeroy … Learn to drive before you kill someone ..hope its you

P/T Cruiser is a Rednecks Ferarri

It's like a gay Plymouth Prowler..

I noticed that when the P/T Cruiser came out, originally people thought it was a cool looking car. It was purchased up by older 50+ men who wanted to relive their younger years, and for a new car, it was relatively cheap. $16,000 brand new and $23,000 for a turbo version with chrome wheels.

After about 3 years the P/T cruiser became gay to own. All the previous owners traded them in and no one wanted them. The value of the car used with low kms is as low as $5000.00 on a used car lot. You can also find a P/T Cruiser even cheaper with high kms as cheap as $2000.00.

Holy fucking loser mobile retard!

Years after the car stopped production the rednecks that used to look at the car and think it was the most amazing vehicle ever built could now afford one. So now when you see these ugly as fuck cheap cars driving down the streets,  99.9% of the owners are rednecks, Hicks, and crackers driving these things. This car to them is a Ferarri, they have no sense of value or what they are actually purchasing.

The P/T Cruiser is a Dodge Neon with a different body. That’s all it is, everything is exactly the same. Basically if you can think of a Dodge Neon without a body on it so picture the frame on wheels and engine and seats and everything then just put a P/T body on it and bingo you got yourself a giant piece of shit.

A redneck in a convertible PT Cruiser

If you ever ask a Redneck about there P/T Cruiser they will tell you how valuable their car is. Today I witnessed this happen. A guy walked by a Rednecks P/T Cruiser and took a picture. He was also a Redneck ..lol.. go figure. When the girl that owned the P/T Cruiser approached the man he said that he thought it was a nice car and took a picture. Hah haaaaaaa.. we asked her later, and she said look I have a nice car and people want to take pictures. Now if you can imagine a 2001 P/T Cruiser in Gold .. with 14 inch wheels and hub caps on it .. no tint .. base model .. pink sticker on the side of it.. I can see why anyone would take a picture of that piece of shit.

This is not the first time I have come across a stupid Redneck cracker with a P/T Cruiser that thought it was something special. These people actually seem to think these cars are fast ..ha ha ha … These are the same fucked up people that still think owning a T-Shirt that says Tommy on it is a expensive brand Like Hilfiger. In case you don’t know .. Tommy is not Hilfiger. Even Hilfiger isn’t expensive and Hilfiger clothes were cool back in the 90’s, its almost 2010!

Only you can be this redneck, this gay, and this stupid...

These are also the same people that wear bear hats that say I am Canadian or Bud… or Nascar. You know who I am talking about, Rednecks. Funny thing is this girl who owns this car came from the fucking forest. She grew up in the sticks in but fuck nowhere, with mother, father and a beer in their hand since date of her birth. A weekend with her parents is searching for other peoples garbage for cool shit that people throw out and think wow these people are soo stupid to throw this lamp out, do you know how much this will be worth? These people have no sense of time, have no thought process and generally are the most uneducated people on the face of the earth.

Maybe even gayer..

So if you’re one of these people please understand something, you’re retarded and people laugh at you and your gay ass car. No one thinks your cool unless they are your friends who probably are Redneck hill billies too. Yeah you stupid fuckin WHITE CRACKER HONKEY REDNECK FUCK!  You’re retarded go drink a beer and attempt to do your own oil changes on your fucking loser mobile. Straight up gay .. thats it.. GAY.

I’m LeeRoy ………..and if you own one your a Redneck Cracker Ass Retard.

Does Killing Someone Ever Cross Your Mind ?

This type of fag is the one that everyone hates.

Today I was driving on my way to the mall, and some asshole’s car broke down in one of the lanes. So there is only one other lane with no one around so I put the nose of my Jeep into that lane. While I’m waiting a young kid with a Nissan pulls up into the lane that my nose is in and tries to cut in between the nose of my car and the guardrail. Well I drove right in as soon as traffic began to move coming inches from driving over the front end of his shit ass car. So he began to hold down his horn like the little bitch he is. First off the fact that he even had that nerve is unbelievable. Don’t fuck with someone then honk like its the other guys fault.

Lee will kill your whole family with his car.

As soon as we began moving this bitch kid gunned it in front of me at the lights almost taking off my front bumper. So I was just about to hop the curb and block in his car however my wife began screaming NONONO! Always have to have someone telling you not to do something that you really should do. Anyway so light turns green and I begin following him into the mall parking lot. He then slows almost to a stop.. so I slow down to get out but he kept moving so I figured, no problem gun it into on coming traffic and go around him almost driving right over his fuck car like a speed bump. We turn the corner and he guns it past me again ..haha.. so anyway I follow him and I stop in front of the mall to let out my wife, he parks but what he doesn’t notice is I see him and I see where he now has parked.

Equal rights. He'll punch the shit out of your girlfriend too!

Now this is where killing a mother fucker actually crossed my mind. I see him and his girl friend get out of there car and begin walking into the mall. He doesn’t see me, but I see him, and I’m seriously thinking.. I’m gonna run this mother fucker over.. Then I thought, nahh.. instead I’m going to go to his car and push it with my jeep into the middle of the fuckin parking lot. Well.. eventually I just threw an entire large cup of coffee all over the windshield and hood of his car.

This kid is very lucky because I really thought about killing this person. Like not just beating him actually killing him and his girlfriend.. like no longer breathing shit.. both dead chalk outlined and all. I really don’t know what to say at this point about stupid people and the thought process that goes through there fucking mind. Do you know who you are fucking with? I don’t think you do!

I take medication to calm me down mother fucker .. don’t catch me on a day when I forgot to take it. Anyway, hope people get to understand if you were in the fuckin wrong just admit it and everything is fine. But you wanna be a douche? Go ahead and just hope someone aint behind the wheel that will kill a mother fucker.

I’m LeeRoy and your lucky to be alive today.

Chris Angel is God

Do it!!! You can come back to life right?

I was watching Chris Angel the other day and after he levitated and walked up the side of a building I came to the realization that Chris Angel is God. If not God then he is Jesus reborn, I mean Jesus turned water into wine. But Chris Angel walks on water. He can cut off parts of his body and put them back on. He can disappear then reappear like a fuckin ghost or some shit.

That brings me to the name, Chris ANGEL …hmmm… last name is ANGEL.. sounds like its right in our face for all to see but we are all blind like Ray Fuckin Charles. Chris Angel is an actual Angel and he can do all those things that Jesus can do but better. I know your saying what about David Blaine?  FUCK DAVID BLAINE ! So now back to Chris Angel and Jesus Christ.

Chris Angel is amazing this guy first off is Greek .. and you know back in the day Greeks were people from Athens and Athens had warriors and big places to fight and watch soccer matches.  Greeks were the first people on the earth and they invented Slovakia and Gyro’s. God and Jesus never invented that Greeks did. And while I’m getting on that the Greeks had sex with sheep’s. Jesus didn’t have sex with gods creatures at all actually he supposedly never had sex with anyone. How can you be the son of God and not have sex with anything. If I was the son of God id be telling everyone that I was the son of God and id be smashing everything because everything is spectacular and nothing is fucking boring.

So Chris Angel is Greek and he can levitate bring himself back from the dead and get run over by a fuckin Hummer. Ask yourself can God get run over by a fuckin Hummer?  I think not .. and Chris Angel supposedly smells great ! Like cookies or some shit .. Jesus never smelled great .. he didn’t even smell bad .. he smelled like goat shit because he was a goat Herder and rode Chris Angels coat tails. He tried to be like Chris angel turning water into wine but Chris was like .. ha ha .. fuck water into wine .. I’m gonna turn nothing into something .. and he turned nothing into a great goat orgy from nothing .. FROM NOTHING.  He just snapped his fingers and boom goats out of the blue .. in orgy positions for every one to have when they want. I think that was pretty spectacular, he was an entrepreneur and gave sandals to the poor. That’s how Sandals Vacations became wealthy. Because it has the name Sandals in it.

So Chris Angel can disappear into the sand and walk on water and all that shit .. that’s crazy .. there should be a church called Angels of Chris church for me to go to and eat ice cream wich by the way was invented by Greeks and Greek the word actually means Angel in English. Besides you know Greeks invented Greece .. and Greece is really oil .. and oil makes the world go round, and that’s why Chris Angel is a God .. or he is God .. or more powerful like Voltron in space who looks over God .. and tell God .. look God .. I’m Voltron / Chris Angel I want you to get me a coffee and God is like no problem sir right away.

Do you think that Chris Angel vs Chuck Norris? Chuck Norris is like Jesus ..but just old and shit.. but serious .. Chris Angel would kick his stupid ass hole. I think Chris Angel would just turn Chuck Norris into a nute .. and then eat him because nutes are delicious. then he would burp and a earthquake would follow with death and disease. I know I know your saying David Blain .. FUCK DAVID BLAIN… if Chris Angel were to face off against David Blain .. Chris Angel wouldn’t even show up .. he would send Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris would fuck David Blain like a rabid fat goat in heat. By the way Greeks also invented heat.. have you ever been to Greece? Its hot there and that’s why Chris Angel created Star Trek because Star Trek and Tupac are HOT !  Paris Hilton didn’t even invent that word Hot .. Chris Angel did but because Paris Hilton is one of Chris Angels bitches .. because Chris Angel is a pimp .. hes Greek and has a giant heard of roaming goats and sheep remember. Anyway he invented Hot .. and Greek spelt backwards is Keerg and Keerg is like Keg wich is full of delicious beer and Chris Angel Invented it.

Look Chris Angel is higher then god or anyone like that .. and he does what he wants and that’s why he has a TV show and you dontso you cant even claim that im wrong. shhhhhhhh  just zip ..zip it.

I’m LeeRoy and Chris Angel is the Voltron of the universe and God is his bitch.

New York Yankees Win World Series

After watching the New York Yankees last night win the World series allot of things began to cross my mind. While I was excited that the Yankees won, I felt a little pissed off. In every sport there is at least two teams with lots of history behind them. In baseball I would have to say that the New York Yankees and Boston Red Sox are two of the greatest baseball clubs in baseball history. Some other teams have allot of history behind them, like the Chicago Cubs or the LA Dodgers. But ultimately when you think of baseball you first think of NY.

The NFL is the same way, and I would have to say that the Pittsburgh Steelers and Oakland Raiders or even the Cleveland Browns and NY Jets are some of the teams that have the most history behind them.

When you think of Basketball, you think of the Boston Celtics and the LA Lakers.

And when you think of the NHL … you think of the Toronto Maple Leafs and Montreal Canadians.  You could throw the Boston Bruins or Chicago Blackhawks in there but ultimately Toronto and Montreal are probably the two greatest teams ever.

So while I was thinking about this I realized that all the teams that I mentioned have won a championship within the last 10-15 years. However one team that I would call the NY Yankees of hockey the Toronto Maple Leafs are absent from winning any championship. Yes they got close in the 90’s but if you don’t win the prize to be #1 over all then it really doesn’t matter.

The Toronto Maple Leafs have the strongest following of fans and some may jump off the band wagon but if the Leafs ever actually win a Stanley cup those people will be running down the streets banner in hand. I am tired of watching the Leafs flop over and over. We don’t have anything to show for us being die hard fans of this team. The fact that we cant win is a mystery. Other then recently over the past 10 years we haven’t had any top players on our team, I believe the Leafs are cursed. I don’t see the Leafs winning a cup any time soon, and while I said the same about the Blue Jays back in the 80’s they proved me wrong. It was a different situation, the Blue Jays purchased there team and that’s how they won. The Leafs cant purchase there team like before the salary cap, and now it will be even harder for them to win. With teams like Pittsburgh and Detroit being able to keep there top players on there team the Leafs will never get those kind of players even in a draft.

Next year Kadri and Bozak and Stalberg and Hanson should be playing on the Leafs. Combine that with Kessel our new defence and Gustovson and I think we have a playoff team. However not a Stanley cup team, and unless some really good free agents come up in the off season it will be another let down for Leaf fans.

I would just like to see the Leafs win one Stanley cup before I die and while I’m only 31 years old I don’t feel that within the next 30 years the Leafs will win a cup. I hope they will and hope that Burke will sign some great players and get us there I don’t think it will happen. Correct me if I’m wrong but shouldn’t the teams like Toronto or Montreal be the teams that should be in the playoffs every year playing for the cup? Not having the Leafs in the playoffs is a huge injustice and if that means some of the ref’s need to throw a couple games for the Leafs to win so be it.

I’m LeeRoy and I don’t want to wait no more ………..bring the cup now !

Women & Yoga tights The Gift That Keeps On Giving

This is what your body should look like in Yoga pants.

So recently Yoga pants/tights were brought to my attention.

Someone told me about them and after seeing them in front of my eyes I quickly realized that these were the greatest female pants/tights I have ever seen. I must believe that a man invented these, a manly man, a real man who enjoys looking at the female anatomy. The great thing is that women love these too. They are comfortable and stretch to fit. They don’t get hot and almost any female can put these on an instantly make a man drool with delight.

While I personally always loved blue jeans, to be specific a nice tight pair of Parasuco or Beckhams.  These Yoga pants have changed my mind, they look spectacular.

Please don’t get me wrong, if a women is beyond some weights (se: 130lbs) she should not be wearing these pants. Probably a size limitation on them, I suspect no one over some weight can purchase these. Men you know the pants I’m talking about, you have seen them you just didn’t have a name for them. Well I’m giving you the name, you want to purchase some for your wives go to the Running Room and find yoga pants and make sure they are 1 size smaller because they are supposed to be tight. Mind you they are stretchy so either way they should be great.

I’m LeeRoy ……….and Yoga Pants are what Dreams are made of !

Save The Enviroment Run The Country Into The Ground

Environment maan! Stop Global warming, pass me a bong!

You know recently over the last couple of years people have been preaching about saving the environment. Global warming and saving whales and birds;  and don’t club baby seals no more.

You know, these people are taking the fun out of life. I have never clubbed a a baby seal but my gawd those people must have fun, okay I’m just kidding but seriously these people are pissing me off.

The first question I have is, do you people even work?  I mean, I see you guys on the street and out front of government buildings all the time. But you hippies don’t have full time jobs? How do you live? I’m all for protesting its a free country (not) but protesting about climate change is a waste of time.

Look how cute it is when it's not all bashed into a bloody pulp..

If people would spend more time protesting about our taxes, insurance rates or jail time for criminals maybe we would actually get somewhere. But protesting about climate change in Canada of all places is a joke. We are low on the list for environmental gasses. Go to China and protest them, go to Russia and protest them. How about the USA?  Go there and protest them.

The fact that people are losing their jobs at the moment and that we are in a recession and you people have the nerve to show up in Ottawa to protest and ask for environmental changes shows how obviously retarded you are. Yeah, instead of putting money into creating jobs and helping people get back on their feet, let’s tax companies for spewing smoke and close down power plants that are providing us with jobs and energy.

The 60's hippies are now either dead, or homeless. All these ones are dead from AIDS.

How many companies do you think will leave Canada because of stupid shit like that? They can go anywhere in Europe or go back to the United states and make their money.

Look I agree that the world is changing and we need to reduce emissions and carbons and stuff like that, but you need to implement things slowly and smartly. A large change in the way we live will bankrupt this country and the only countries that will profit and benefit will be India, China and any of the countries that don’t have to abide by any of those laws despite the fact that they are the worst.

You think riding your bike to work will stop climate change? And walking around in the dark in your house without the heat on bundled up in a snow suit and eating lettuce that you grew in your backyard will save the environment?

Our Mom is an environmental bitch, until she gets in her Hummer. It makes her feel "safe".

Good go ahead and be stupid. Eating food that you grow yourself is great, I say fuck the companies that charge all this money for shit you can grow yourself. If you can save money by not having to pay for gas and insurance and a car payment, that’s great all the power to you.

But when you think that you are better then the average person because you actually think your doing something for the environment when in reality you are probably one of those people that carry your biodegradable bags into Sobey’s spend 3 times the amount for products then any normal grocery store costs. Then you pay with your bank card or credit card costing you more, walk back out to your SUV that you don’t use to go off-roading, that you only use to go grocery shopping and take your kids to school because you think a mini van is not in style. Your insurance premiums are double the amount of any normal person because you choose to drive an expensive SUV.

Besides, it's all the soccer moms that are crashing into everything anyways. Crashing is not environmentally friendly..

Or you purchased your BMW or Mercedes and spend $300 every 400o kms to get an oil change and $1000 to have a headlight changed because you decided you had to have an overpriced unreliable German headache so people around you think you got money and your cool.

FUCK OFF..

I’m tired of it, I’m tired of seeing you people trying to help the environment by doing stupid shit. How about the idiots that were so mad they went to a Hummer dealership and set 6 Hummers on fire with gasoline to prove a point that those cars waste gas and hurt the environment? While I agree they do, you just wasted a can of gasoline, that’s 1,  2) Insurance companies just paid out for new vehicles so insurance premiums probably went up in the area. 3) All the smoke chemicals  from the fires went right up into the air that we all breathe. Good Job !!

I’m LeeRoy …………….. I’m hoping for Global warming because its delicious.