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Man..
Ever since I got on this train, this stupid bitch came and sat next to me has been on her cell phone.
I feel sorry for everyone else on this train that isn’t a stupid cunt.
I hope she gets run over when she gets off the train.
Police seek help locating missing girl – [thestar.com]
Police are searching for a 15-year-old girl from Toronto after she went missing Sunday afternoon.
Friends last saw Stephanie Doss at about 5 p.m. Oct. 25 near Lawrence Park Collegiate.
The school is near the intersection of Lawrence Ave. W and Chatsworth Dr. Doss is described as white, 5-foot-3, 130 pounds with long blond hair and brown roots. She has brown eyes and wears heavy makeup.
Anyone with information is asked to contact police at 416-808-3220 or Crime Stoppers at 416-222-8477.
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Missing teen. Yes, she's really a teen.
(se: Do people even feel sorry anymore? Only in Toronto. This girl is supposed to be 15, however she looks like a 30 year old hooker. You know how these ones end up. She was probably underage clubbing and got her self in trouble with some older guys. I can’t say for sure, and perhaps I am not the one to say anything, but really. Is this what society is coming to? If my daughter was dressing like a hooker wearing 50 lbs of make up, she would never leave the house. You’re 15, act your age, or it’s going to get you in trouble…or missing..)
Man.
Here we go again. It’s looks like Ralph Lauren has this ad with an extremely skinny chick and everyone is getting mad about it. Usually it starts with the fat chicks that are all about not being able to lose weight and taking it out on non-fatties “healthy” looking women.
Ok, it’s a given. She’s definitely really skinny, and looks like a hairy Q-Tip with some crappy clothes on, but still, she’s hotter than a fat chick in the same outfit. Who knows, maybe she has good genetics and can’t gain weight? Is this what this world has come to? if you are overweight, you eat bad, and don’t work out, you’re a “healthy”, “normal” or “average” woman? Imagine if a guy went to the gym and had a 6 pack. Does he automatically become an anorexic guy that doesn’t eat and is unhealthy because he doesn’t have a beer belly? How come you never see guys with beer bellies being shoved on the cover of magazine to represent the “average” man? How about women talking about how sexy it is to have a fat guy, or a guy with a beer gut?
Women want their men to be in shape, and have a six pack, instead of double chins and beer guts, but soon as a women has a beer gut and double chins she is healthy and beautiful, and should be on the cover of a magazine. A real plus sized model.
Hey, I wish I could complain about buff guys because I’m insecure, but I’m not, and guys just aren’t catty like that.
Leave the twig alone, if you don’t like or don’t wear Ralph Lauren, who cares, find something else to do. If you’re a RL fan, and you’re offended because you’re a fatty, maybe you should start jogging and going to the gym. Not eating donuts as a meal also helps.
The more I think about it is the more I think you complaining fat chicks suck. Is this stick girl raping and killing children? No? She’s just a skinny chick, doing what skinny chicks do. Model.
If you’re that offended, stick a chill pill in your super sized double big mac with cheese and bacon combo and relax.
Whoa…
You could have seen this one coming a mile away…
Literally…
It seems that brides are adding a fat clause for their bridesmaids, this also includes getting pregnant, but seriously…
You gotta love the fat clause…
What if you are already fat though?
“SOME brides want bridesmaids to sign contracts promising not to put on weight or get pregnant before the big day, a survey has found.
More than one in five women planning weddings would ask their maid-of-honour to sign a written bridal “pre-nuptial agreement”.
Almost half of those questioned said they would sack a bridesmaid who broke the contract. The survey, commissioned by the UK magazine You & Your Wedding asked 1000 women what clauses they sought in a contract. “
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Wowzers!
Mr. Playboy himself Hugh Hefner says he has fallen in love with bleach blonde, sexy but slow Holly Madison, saying that his relationship will probably “last forever”…
At 80 something years old, it doesn’t mean quite the same as when you’re in your 20’s or 30’s and plan to love someone for ever.
When your “lasting forever” relationship, means that good 10 years or so that you’re still alive if you make it that far, “lasting relationship” you’re definitely pulling the blinds over someones eyes…
Hugh has probably banged hundreds of girls if not thousands…
When you’re almost 100 years old, and you’re thinking of settling down with a girl just shy of 30 years old…
You got some good game, and a pretty slow girlfriend…
Here is his quote direct from the AP:
“To be perfectly frank, I have unexpectedly fallen in love. It is the relationship with Holly that will probably last forever. The others will last for as long as they want it to last before going on with their careers and lives.”
Wooo…
Ok, well things are a bit different in the good ‘ol USA.
Just waiting for Chris Hansen to take your Ipod and hand you off to the cops on Dateline NBC.
The show’s target audience — teens, young adults and their parents — is responding. The show has 65,000 subscribers through iTunes and other podcast subscription services, Clark said. It’s regularly ranked in iTunes’ top 10 health podcasts, and its Web site averages about 4,000 unique hits a day.
Hasler doesn’t mention much about her past on the show, though her biography on its Web site labels her a “former expert practitioner of teen promiscuity.” She does reveal in an episode about birth control that two of her three children weren’t planned. She has three boys, ages 9, 7 and 1 1/2.
The show’s Web site stresses that “all advice given is simply opinion and should not be taken as fact.” The intent is to provide a forum for the discussion of teen sexuality, its creators say.
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On birth control: “Personally, I think any girl over the age of 8 should be on the pill. If you’re old enough to bleed, you’re old enough to be a statistic. It may have side-effects but so does pregnancy.”
Hasler said she exaggerates about 95 percent of the time. (For the record, if she had an 8-year-old daughter, she would not place her on birth control.) She wants to make people think.
Just when you thought the Internet was a great way to avoid all those gold diggers, cougars, and crazy girls..
It turns out they’re the same ones from the bar.
Time for Plan C; Japanese love cyborgs…
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“At least when you’re in the bar, you know what they look like,” she said, citing examples of meeting bald men whose profile pictures displayed a full head of hair.
“A lot more successful, attractive women are using these tools — I don’t think the men match up.”
Lori Miller, a singles and dating expert for www.lavalife.com in Toronto, says dating via the Web can mimic the bar scene. But it also gives women the chance to approach and meet dozens of men while knowing a little something about them beforehand.
“You’re literally thrown into the largest singles bar,” she said. “It is a lot of work, it is the luck of the draw just like being in that coffee shop and meeting the one.”
Wow…
Yup..
I know, by now this is old news, but..very unexpected. Ok, well to be honest I don’t really care, but you would figure this kid would be smart enough not to go down the same drain her sister has. Look’s like it’s going to be too late.
Famous train wreck Britney, and her little sister, both going to be moderately rich and famous single baby mother train wrecks. Did I mention this kid is only 16? Reminds me of high school in the ghetto.
After hearing about the Spears, I am almost ready to go out and have a kid. How hard can it be? If these two retards can do it, so can I… Lead me to the drugs, alcohol and parties ladies..let’s get this started…
I guess they were right. 30 is the new 20….
Unfortunately, when it comes to babby mothers, that makes 16 the new 30?
Way to go kid..at least the father, who is 18, could file for full custody and get some of the Spears money in alimony…
Might as well go for it. If Jamie Lynn (I had to go look up her name just right now), ends up looking anything like her sister does right now, you probably want to avoid that whole marriage thing….
Drunkenly dancing on tables or collapsing in the street used to be a source of acute embarrassment for young women the morning after the night before.
Today, they are more likely to boast about it – to the world, with pictures – on social networking sites.
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