NORTH CHARLESTON, S.C. — Police say an 18-year-old man was killed as he took out the trash at his North Charleston apartment. Authorities say Adolphus Simmons was shot several times Monday night and died about an hour later at the hospital. Witnesses say they heard several shots after Simmons went out the door with the trash, but didn’t think anything was wrong because they often hear gunfire. But when Simmons didn’t return, the people in the home found him unconscious on the steps. Police say they have no motive or suspects in the shooting.
I knew Amy Winehouse was a crackhead, come on! Everyone knew she was a crackhead. It was only a matter of time before she got caught on film smoking crack.
Start watching CNN every day so that you can catch the breaking news when this crackhead finally keels over and dies.
Way to go Amy. You couldn’t just smoke Weed and chill out…
Written on December 19th, 2007 by sempireno shouts
Wow…
Yup..
I know, by now this is old news, but..very unexpected. Ok, well to be honest I don’t really care, but you would figure this kid would be smart enough not to go down the same drain her sister has. Look’s like it’s going to be too late.
Famous train wreck Britney, and her little sister, both going to be moderately rich and famous single baby mother train wrecks. Did I mention this kid is only 16? Reminds me of high school in the ghetto.
After hearing about the Spears, I am almost ready to go out and have a kid. How hard can it be? If these two retards can do it, so can I… Lead me to the drugs, alcohol and parties ladies..let’s get this started…
I guess they were right. 30 is the new 20….
Unfortunately, when it comes to babby mothers, that makes 16 the new 30?
Way to go kid..at least the father, who is 18, could file for full custody and get some of the Spears money in alimony…
Might as well go for it. If Jamie Lynn (I had to go look up her name just right now), ends up looking anything like her sister does right now, you probably want to avoid that whole marriage thing….
Written on December 17th, 2007 by sempireno shouts
While you may be used to going to the mall or out clubbing and seeing Hollywood want to be’s, real celebrities are just becoming worse. The beautiful celebrity girls now look like crackwhores or botoxed and remolded, and the guys are going gay and emo, or fat and weird…
I am definitely not the only one noticing this…
Check out these pictures..
JESUS! Look how incredibly fat John Travoltas head is! You can see that his eyes are starting to get assimilated by the rest of his face, and sooner or later our buddy John will just be 45 chins.
OMG…Lindsay Lohan? Noooooooo…..Yea?….Nooooooo…..woooooooooooow….. erhhmmmm….. Now that’s how drugs mess you up….seriously…
Ricky Martin? Yup… Living La Taco Supremeo… Girls…sorry…you can take down your posters now..
Have you even seen Tara Reid in anything *but* a bikini?
What the fuck is going on with Jessica’s Face? This is one scary bitch..
Written on December 13th, 2007 by sempireno shouts
Every so often, it’s in human nature to do things that we regret 5 minutes later, and Quiznos seems to be one of those things in the fast food world, along with McDonalds, KFC, Taco Bell and Chinese food from the Mall.
You get sucked in by picture of nicely toasted buns, stacked with lucious meat covered in melted cheese. In reality, you get a not very toasted bun, loaded with some sort of bathtub made cheese whiz, and as little meat as they can give you without making you get up to complain.
Sometimes I wish it was good. I guess it works better in theory, but for now, Quiznos is like eating Mr. Sub out of the garbage.
Written on December 12th, 2007 by sempireno shouts
Wow…
This was a good one. Walking into a clothing store in Toronto and seeing this hoodie on the rack.
You can only imagine how much of a hot seller this one is. Either you are stupid, or at the least almost retarded. I could picture the looks you would get walking around in this, and it’s hard to think someone would feel proud of themselves.
They say crime doesn’t pay, and you’d be stupid to pay for it being plastered across your chest.
