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The Most Retarded Parking Job Ever

Written on March 10th, 2008 by sempireno shouts

This makes the list of the most retarded parking job ever because of the sole fact that it was in a mall parking lot, on a sunny day, with many other cars around.

I really can’t understand how the lady that parked her van like this didn’t notice that she was at least a good 6 feet away from the line behind her, and not in either line of her parking space.

It takes a real idiot to park her car like this, and then get out and go to the mall.

and yes…just because I think that most women aren’t capable of being able to drive properly, I am not such saying it’s a women because it’s something a woman would do. I actually saw her coming back ot her van, and look around like..”wow…did I really park that bad?”.

When in doubt ladies, don’t try to reverse in. No matter even you can pull it off in 10 tries or less.

You never know when you may need a ninja grapling hook….in Toronto…

Written on January 17th, 2008 by sempireno shouts



So…. I walk into this store at the mall, and see a locked glass cabinet with ninja grapling hooks.  Besides looking like a really bad idea, i’d like to see the lawsuit resulting from someone using one of these things, either dying trying to use it, or being arrested for using it.

Toronto Ninjas… Let me know if it works for you…

haha…nice…

The best Spring we’ve had all Winter!

Written on January 10th, 2008 by sempireno shouts

I think all of Toronto has been enjoying this crazy warm weather we’ve been having lately, with temperatures reaching 15 degrees, it reminds me of Melbourne, Australia in Winter.

Gobal Warming is something that we have been hearing about for years, and a lot of people have been blowing off this theory for all those years as it has seemed like one of those hippy PETA vegetarian conspiracies. Unfortunately, it’s hard to actually come up with any explanation for this crazy ass weather.

In the US they have been having tornados, floods, and of course snow storms, even in places where this type of weather has not been seen in decades.

A lot of the current weather in Toronto has hit new records, by even double and triple what has been seen historically. Does this mean that we are in some serious trouble?

I have been seeing animals that are normally hibernating at this time of year back outside looking for food, and probably thinking that spring has hit once again. Boy, are they in for a surprise.

Apprently we are heading back into a Winter mode soo which means, cold and snow. You can only imagine how much it sucks to go from snow and -20, to 15 degrees and sunshine, and then back again.

Is the end of the world near? Probably not, but with weather like this, I’m sure we’re going to have some interesting adventures ahead. I’m waiting to go rollerbladng in February indeed.

We’ll see….

Yonge and Bloor °pic°

Written on December 23rd, 2007 by sempireno shouts