I do my horrid little routine this morning, hop on the train.
I hate the fucking train.
Anyways, I end up walking through the handicap cart, which is for handicap people. You figure you would see people in wheel chairs, and other handicap people.
Did I? No. Not even a retard..
You know what I did see though? Fat people.
To be a bit more accurate, fat women. The same ones that use the handicap elevator to go up the one flight of stairs.
Sheesh..
Lazy much motherfuckers?
So here is the afternoon question.
It's like driving behind a bus that makes you wanna puke in your mouth..
How much time do you burn in a lifetime waiting for fat people. Usually when I am out and about downtown, I am speed walking like everyone else. There are tonne of people around, and everyone needs to be doing something, or needs to be somewhere.
With the exception of fat people. Most of the fat slow moving people are women, or street cars… and street cars are not really people..
Anyways, as I am moving along quickly to do what I have to do, I always get stuck behind a fat person that I can’t get around. Not like chubby fat, but Biggie Smalls sitting on a Volkswagon fat.
People behind me can’t move, and the whole traffic jam of people occurs. These people don’t walk to the side. They walk right in the middle. Middle of the staircase, middle of the hallway, Malcolm in the Middle.
I bet you waste like 10 years of your life behind fat people going slow. I am sure if they moved a bit faster they wouldn’t be fat.
when you were in high school, and everyone made fun of that fat girl?
Well It’s 2007, and now schools are full of fat girls, and they all pick on the skinny girl and complain about size 0 models…
Personally, I think only Chinese polygamists need more than one chin…..haha
More on these plus sized models later!
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