What happens when you mix egomaniacs, social networking, and wide spread media coverage?
You get Hati as it sits right now.
Soon as the earthquake hit Hati, Twitter and Facebook went nuts, some people even noted a slowdown in service from both sites.
But that’s because we care right?
Not really. We seem to be more interested in other people thinking that we care. What is a good cause if other people can’t see that you care about that cause.
Did anyone care about Hati before the quake? No.
Seriously, no. It is an island full of poor 3rd world black people. No one gave a fuck. It was still poor, broken and had it’s issues.
Lesson to you 3rd world counties. Disaster gets you noticed.
Until the next disaster, thanks to your egos for rebuilding Hati.
Gotta hand it to the Chinese. They make life super awesome. I love how Tiger gets beat up and chased with the golf club. CNN learns to learn from these guys..
I was watching Chris Angel the other day and after he levitated and walked up the side of a building I came to the realization that Chris Angel is God. If not God then he is Jesus reborn, I mean Jesus turned water into wine. But Chris Angel walks on water. He can cut off parts of his body and put them back on. He can disappear then reappear like a fuckin ghost or some shit.
That brings me to the name, Chris ANGEL …hmmm… last name is ANGEL.. sounds like its right in our face for all to see but we are all blind like Ray Fuckin Charles. Chris Angel is an actual Angel and he can do all those things that Jesus can do but better. I know your saying what about David Blaine? FUCK DAVID BLAINE ! So now back to Chris Angel and Jesus Christ.
Chris Angel is amazing this guy first off is Greek .. and you know back in the day Greeks were people from Athens and Athens had warriors and big places to fight and watch soccer matches. Greeks were the first people on the earth and they invented Slovakia and Gyro’s. God and Jesus never invented that Greeks did. And while I’m getting on that the Greeks had sex with sheep’s. Jesus didn’t have sex with gods creatures at all actually he supposedly never had sex with anyone. How can you be the son of God and not have sex with anything. If I was the son of God id be telling everyone that I was the son of God and id be smashing everything because everything is spectacular and nothing is fucking boring.
So Chris Angel is Greek and he can levitate bring himself back from the dead and get run over by a fuckin Hummer. Ask yourself can God get run over by a fuckin Hummer? I think not .. and Chris Angel supposedly smells great ! Like cookies or some shit .. Jesus never smelled great .. he didn’t even smell bad .. he smelled like goat shit because he was a goat Herder and rode Chris Angels coat tails. He tried to be like Chris angel turning water into wine but Chris was like .. ha ha .. fuck water into wine .. I’m gonna turn nothing into something .. and he turned nothing into a great goat orgy from nothing .. FROM NOTHING. He just snapped his fingers and boom goats out of the blue .. in orgy positions for every one to have when they want. I think that was pretty spectacular, he was an entrepreneur and gave sandals to the poor. That’s how Sandals Vacations became wealthy. Because it has the name Sandals in it.
So Chris Angel can disappear into the sand and walk on water and all that shit .. that’s crazy .. there should be a church called Angels of Chris church for me to go to and eat ice cream wich by the way was invented by Greeks and Greek the word actually means Angel in English. Besides you know Greeks invented Greece .. and Greece is really oil .. and oil makes the world go round, and that’s why Chris Angel is a God .. or he is God .. or more powerful like Voltron in space who looks over God .. and tell God .. look God .. I’m Voltron / Chris Angel I want you to get me a coffee and God is like no problem sir right away.
Do you think that Chris Angel vs Chuck Norris? Chuck Norris is like Jesus ..but just old and shit.. but serious .. Chris Angel would kick his stupid ass hole. I think Chris Angel would just turn Chuck Norris into a nute .. and then eat him because nutes are delicious. then he would burp and a earthquake would follow with death and disease. I know I know your saying David Blain .. FUCK DAVID BLAIN… if Chris Angel were to face off against David Blain .. Chris Angel wouldn’t even show up .. he would send Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris would fuck David Blain like a rabid fat goat in heat. By the way Greeks also invented heat.. have you ever been to Greece? Its hot there and that’s why Chris Angel created Star Trek because Star Trek and Tupac are HOT ! Paris Hilton didn’t even invent that word Hot .. Chris Angel did but because Paris Hilton is one of Chris Angels bitches .. because Chris Angel is a pimp .. hes Greek and has a giant heard of roaming goats and sheep remember. Anyway he invented Hot .. and Greek spelt backwards is Keerg and Keerg is like Keg wich is full of delicious beer and Chris Angel Invented it.
Look Chris Angel is higher then god or anyone like that .. and he does what he wants and that’s why he has a TV show and you dontso you cant even claim that im wrong. shhhhhhhh just zip ..zip it.
I’m LeeRoy and Chris Angel is the Voltron of the universe and God is his bitch.
Hulk Hogan thought about killing himself, even going as far as holding a loaded gun, when his marriage ended.
The legendary wrestler – real name Terry Bollea – got as far as picking up a gun to shoot himself when wife Linda Bollea filed for divorce after nearly 24 years together, following claims he had had an affair in 2007.
In his autobiography, ‘My Life Outside the Ring’, Hulk wrote: “There were times when I thought that a whole bottle of pills would go down easy.
“Then I noticed the gun in my hand. I was careless with it… I kept my finger pressed right to that trigger… and if I moved that finger an inch in the right direction I would have blown my brains out.”
Hulk’s depression descended further when his son Nick was indicted on reckless driving charges. He had been involved in an accident which left his friend and passenger, John Graziano, with a broken skull and in need of lifelong medical care.
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Wow. Hulk's looking pretty old..
(se: Shiiiit.. I don’t think it was the divorce itself that messed up Hulk Hogan, I think it was the fact that his wife was a stupid bitch and she’s milking him for every penny she can get. Especially the cars. I think I covered this before and said that he should just OJ her. It’s bad enough that she is taking his money, which isn’t hers, that she didn’t earn, and she is taking his house, but the cars? You evil bitch! I guess also having a douchebag son that’s a loser wannabe fast and furious racer, and a daughter that looks like a guy that can’t sing, but keeps trying (sure, I guess you get bonus points for trying..), man..it’s like a horrific suicide just waiting to happen. Hulk should have just killed his entire family when he had the chance..)
A Toronto lawyer representing Keanu Reeves says a paternity test has proved the actor never sired a child with Karen Sala, the Barrie woman who is seeking millions in spousal and child support.
Another crazy bitch trying to win the baby daddy lottery.
Unlike the alleged fathers who test negative on The Maury Povich Show, Reeves didn’t show relief at the results, said his lawyer. “He was confident the tests would prove he was not the father. He never had any doubt,” said Lorne Wolfson.
Sala alleged she had a sexual relationship with Reeves before, during and after her marriage. In May, she told the Star she believed the actor may have fathered one or more of her four children, who are now in their 20s. She said Reeves used to buy them Christmas gifts when they were younger.
She was seeking $3 million a month in spousal support, retroactive to November 2006, as well as $150,000 a month in child support, going back to June 1988.
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(se: Wooooow! Did you see this bitch? Bitch looks crazy, and hella ugly as well. You know that Keanu never ever touched this bitch. What a wack job. You know that Keanu has much better taste then that. Even while drunk and looking for a one night stand, AND if he every got that desperate I’m sure he would have wrapped his dick and her face in garbage bags. It’s funny how so many women always try to take the easy way out by suing unknown men for child support. It’s sad. Especially when you spend all your time talking about equal rights and shit, but soon as you can rip some cash, or a house away from your ex, or baby daddy, you’re all for it. Sitting on your ass scamming is no way to go through life bitch. It always surprises me that more women don’t get OJ’d.)
No one really cared when he was alive, and his name was dragged through the dirt. Sure he was on the weird side, but he took a lot of abuse. Now he’s dead, and I can’t go anywhere, or turn on the radio and not hear Michael Jackson. I am completely sick of hearing Michael Jackson songs, and to make it worse, all the god damned remixes.
If Michael Jackson was still alive for ever, we would have never heard another Michael Jackson song, except for Thriller at Halloween, because that’s mandatory.
We can always hope for him to come back as a zombie, however that probably doesn’t happen too often.
I heard Miley quit Twiiter, and then did a rap song to announce that she left and why. People probably didn’t care too much, that’s why after she left no one noticed, and she needed to tell everyone abut it. Great going Miley, you deserve a gold star.
Anyone miss me yet? Internet? Someone?
You should have done what everyone else does, walk away and don’t say anything, or hire someone to sit there and post your PR. Most people follow you because you’re there, and you’re you, but I doubt that most of those people care abut your tweets. That’s what’s great about Twitter, you can follow a bunch of people and just hope something interesting happens.
I guess not having Miley around on Twitter is breaking her dads achy breaky heart, cause apparently he is begging her to get back on. It’s sad when you’re washed up you need your kid on Twitter to help your career. Now who is he going to tweet to borrow money?
So where do we sit with Twitter? Are we going to see more celebrities leaving and taking their personal lives with them, or will Twitter continue be the attention whore tool that every celebrity and celebrity wannabe needs to be on?
So Chris Angel can disappear into the sand and walk on water and all that shit .. that’s crazy .. there should be a church called Angels of Chris church for me to go to and eat ice cream wich by the way was invented by Greeks and Greek the word actually means Angel in English. Besides you know Greeks invented Greece .. and Greece is really oil .. and oil makes the world go round, and that’s why Chris Angel is a God .. or he is God .. or more powerful like Voltron in space who looks over God .. and tell God .. look God .. I’m Voltron / Chris Angel I want you to get me a coffee and God is like no problem sir right away.![Reblog this post [with Zemanta]](http://img.zemanta.com/reblog_e.png?x-id=051395aa-0001-4bd7-b9ca-0de11bb24df5)
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