The most awesome Tiger Woods Re-enactment

Gotta hand it to the Chinese.  They make life super awesome.  I love how Tiger gets beat up and chased with the golf club.  CNN learns to learn from these guys..

Bad news for Isarel…

Israel: Gaza rockets can reach metro Tel Aviv- [CTV.ca]

JERUSALEM — Hamas militants in Gaza have successfully test-fired an Iranian rocket able to reach Israel’s largest urban center, the country’s military intelligence chief said Tuesday.

Maj. Gen. Amos Yadlin told parliament’s foreign affairs and defense committee that the rocket could fly 60 kilometres, and strike metropolitan Tel Aviv, Israeli media reported.

Until now, rockets fired from Gaza have reached up to 40 kilometres, putting one-eighth of Israel’s population within rocket range.

Yadlin said the rocket was fired in recent days, but no further details were immediately available from his testimony before the closed session.

Defense officials say Palestinian militants in Gaza generally test-fire rockets into the Mediterranean Sea.

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(se: Sorry Israel, might want to stop building those illegal settlements and start looking at giving those Palestinians their lands back..)

Women drivers are sad and confused today

I have to call you back... Yea, I think I hit something..

Today the roads are safer.

Ontario’s ban on using cell phones while driving begins today. While making the odd 5 minute call here and there was good, being almost hit by some girl on a cell phone every time I hopped in m car wasn’t.

This is definitely a hot topic, however like most things we have to be fair and ban it for everyone. Not in this age can you can penalize the people that make this an issue, you have to make it wide spread.

I don’t think of any point where I left for work and just HAD to call someone soon as I hopped in my car, and then stay on the phone after I got to work, parked, and entered the building.

Women, who do you have to talk to first thing in the morning on the way to work?

I always use my headset anyways, and my calls are usually just a few minutes if I NEED to make a call.

Oh well.

At least I don’t have to worry about being hit as much.

Lady Bugs Attack Toronto

BREAKING NEWS:

Lady bugs are attacking Toronto and surrounding areas.

Billions of them!

Yesterday while sitting at my desk I noticed it getting really dark outside. I went looked up at the window and to my surprise the window was covered in rabid yeast infected lady bugs. I freaked out as they were banging against the glass window of the building with there fists. I ran outside and instantly was attacked by giant lady fucks that tried to crawl inside my ears and fuck my brain.

I have never seen anything like this in my life.  My co-worker Natasha was outside swatting them away with a bottle of ice tea and screaming at the top of her lungs “fuck you fuckin fucks,ill fuckin fuck you into the fuckin ground lady bug fuck.”, and she is a church going, well mannered woman who wouldn’t curse to save her life.

I quickly found myself fighting with the rest of my fellow co-workers to live. It was us against millions of pissed off robot siamese yeast infected lady bugs (run by the FBI). I was punching them right in the face. I was just swinging for the fences not knowing what I’m hitting. I knocked out a couple co-workers accidentally, but it was a swarm, we ran inside and hid. But it didn’t end the entire out side of the office building was covered by rabid humping lady bugs and we eventually exited the building and just ran while we punched the lady bugs dead in there mouths.  Luckily just as the swarming started it ended. Today I came into work and no lady bugs were around.

It was freaking crazy!

The swarming shut down businesses, community centers and most people stayed indoors. Report of 48 deaths by lady bug mauling, 3 people had there wallets stolen by the lady bugs and there was over 100 separate incidents involving lady bugs cutting the brake lines on cars, painting graffiti on walls, attempting drive by shootings in stolen vehicles, and DUI’s.

All in all it was a horrible day to say the least, and next time I see a lady bug I will yell in its face then drop kick it in the back when its not looking.

I’m LeeRoy …………………Ill punch a lady bug clear in the jaw.

More refugees wash up on Canada’s shore. Can we push them back in the ocean?

Migrants said to be Tamils  [thestar.com]

VICTORIA–The 76 men discovered on board a vessel off the coast of British Columbia are Tamils seeking asylum in Canada, the Canadian Tamil Congress said Sunday.

The men, of varying ages, were found on board the Ocean Lady, a rusty merchant ship of unknown origins after the RCMP, navy and Canada Border Services Agency received a tip that the vessel was entering Canadian waters.

The ship, with no visible numbers or flags flying, had been tracked since Thursday and was seized Friday by the RCMP.

David Poopalapillai, spokesman for the Canadian Tamil Congress, said he and fellow Tamils in Canada have seen pictures released by the RCMP of the ship’s passengers.

“I’m very much certain on this. I look at their faces and the resemblance is there,” Poopalapillai said. “This has been happening all over the world. Sri Lanka has become hell for Tamils and they have to get out.”

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STOP! You have fill out the paperwork and follow the immigration process like everyone else!

(se: Wow.  You know one that that gets me with Canada is that we are so refugee friendly. Where as in the US, illegal aliens rush in from Mexico and live “underground” as illegal immigrants, people come to Canada apply for refugee status and cost us taxpayers millions.  If you did not fill out the paperwork in your country to go through the legit immigration process, you should be booted out.  If you want to be a refugee, you apply from your country.  It’s not like these people floated from Sri Lanka to Canada, it’s not even close.  They could have run across to India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, China, etc. Why Canada?  Because we will let them in, give them money and accommodations to survive and then give them welfare after the Tamil community protests to give them refugee status and let them stay. If you’re a productive member of society and you come here with some sort of skill, or you are willing to learn then maybe you deserve a chance, but many people come here with no skills, and no drive to learn the language, get educated and acquire a skill, and be something.  These guys will eventually get status, work at a restaurant as a busboy getting paid under the table, while getting welfare, and go out and buy a 90’s BMW and bad polyester dress shirts.  You’ll see. Everyone knows about Canada’s free money except Canadians..)

Balloon Boy a hoax. We all knew it and were waiting for this!

DiManno: Balloon boy bursts dad’s bubble [thestar.com]

Famous. Infamous. The distinction doesn’t matter any more. The Heenes got what they lusted for: Worldwide TV face-time, a pathetic affirmation of their otherwise insignificant existence, star billing in manufactured melodrama. Mission accomplished. All it took was an aluminum foil balloon that resembled a humongous hangover ice-bag, a conspiracy of pretense forced on their children and the complicity of a credulous media contaminated by infotainment pressures. And cops too, they were in on the sham, albeit and allegedly somewhat belatedly, mounting what they now claim was a tit-for-tat sting in order to elicit the truth.

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Hope you get a good raping in jail fuck face!

(se: Ok.  Everyone with a half a brain knew this was a hoax.  When normal people get their dose of Reality TV stardom they could never get back to their normal dull lives.  Now this was a stupid hoax anyways, and these people are definitely nut cases.  The best part is that your son screwed it up for you.  It’s probably God’s way of punishing you for naming him Falcon.  Only hippies and Native Indians name their kids after animals.  You know what I would like to see?  I’d like to see the family have to pay back every cent that was spent by the authorities on this, and jail time for the parents.  Like 10 years jail time.  That will teach them  a valuable lesson! Bastards)

Flying Saucer in Colorado

So some time today news stations began reporting a flying saucer was being tracked through Colorado. Then they claimed that it was actually a weather balloon, then they said its a weather balloon shaped like a flying saucer with a 6 year old boy in it. Then at one point the Colorado air defense lifted off some jets to chase the balloon. Then a Black Hawk helicopter took off and tracked the flying saucer air balloon with a 6 year old in it (you following?). So as CNN is video taping this, something looks like it falls from the balloon. CNN the great news station they are, begin to report something falling from the balloon and that it could be the 6 year old boy.

OMFG! WTF! IS THAT A UFO?

While all this is going on, eventually this thing runs out of helium and begins to land. People run to the balloon to see if the boy is there, and nope he is not. So now lets not panic. OH YEAH, it’s CNN. OMG! The little 6 year old must have fallen out of the balloon. OH the humanity! So everyone is watching this all unfold like its the end of the world. While the police were explaining that the child is still missing someone runs up and says they found the boy. OMG! The kid was hiding in the attic under a cardboard box. He was never in the balloon, and most of this story is stupid.

Now interestingly enough, the family was on Wife Swap recently talking about all the great things that this father does and how he lets his kids roam free to experience all the great things in life. You know, like chasing tornado’s and any other crazy weather phenomenon. He brings his kids with him, and look what he gets. Stupid ass caused a damn national terror alert and cost the United States millions of dollars chasing a hot air balloon with jet fighter planes, helicopters, police, and other crazy people that joined in the chase. Only in the USA can stupid shit like this happen.

What would I do in this situation? Well after I find my son hiding under a cardboard box in the attic I think I would beat the living shit out of him. First you fucked up my UFO.  That’s a big no-no asshole. Second we thought you were in my UFO, and you know daddy is the only pilot of my interstellar space balloon. Third, it just cost the country millions for no apparent reason and CNN had to warn everyone with the breaking news bullshit that there was a 6 year old in a UFO balloon. If I was the father I would tell the kid to sit in the corner and think about what he did. Sit in the corner of the locked basement cellar for a good week till that shit for brains understands that untying a fucking UFO balloon isn’t too smart and probably will end up scaring the shit out of people in the end.

Either way this is funny shit and I want to know where I can buy one of these things freak my neighbors out and shit. I guess we now know the answer to Roswell!

LeeRoy out..

Violent Arrest at University of Western Ontario on You Tube

London, Ont. – Officials at the University of Western Ontario in this southwestern Ontario city are defending the violent arrest of a student captured on a video circulating on YouTube.

The video shows the student being held down in a campus building on Wednesday and pummeled by at least five campus and city police officers.

Officers are seen kneeing the student aggressively in the torso, beating him on the back with batons and punching him hard up to a dozen times.

At least one officer is heard yelling “Stop resisting,” and then, “Give us your arm.”

Elgin Austen, the head of campus police, told a news conference Thursday that by the time he arrived during the arrest, he didn’t see “anything out of order” with the level of force being applied.

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(Lee: So while I’m not a huge fan of police, honestly if I was going to school at the University and some retard barricaded himself in a classroom, and then police showed up to arrest the retard, at that point its open season!  Really, how the hell do you know if this kid was going to shoot the place up? Or blow himself up or something. The police tackled this kid and tried to arrest him however the kid wouldn’t co-operate and instead he got the living shit kicked out of him until they were able to cuff him. In this case the police were actually doing their job, protect the students.

If it was some random dude then okay, but this stupid fuck barricaded himself in a classroom and then resisted arrest. I mean I never went to University, but even I know you don’t resist arrest. You know you will get beat down if you do, so either way you’re going to get arrested why resist it?  The stupid kids that videotaped this shit and call it police brutality probably are the same damn kids that weren’t allowed to watch the Simpsons growing up because of the violence. They probably have never lived in an area where it is a normal thing to see random people get knocked the fuck out for the fun of it. They probably grew up all Scooby Doo like in Forest Hill. Mommy and Daddy made sure they had a silver spoon in their mouth when they came out of their daddy’s nut sack.

Listen don’t get me wrong, I ain’t mad that you grew up without fear and without violence in your lives. Grew up with your first car being purchased by your mommy or daddy at a BMW dealership. “Hey son do you want a Mazda 323?”, “No way daddy only the loser kids at school drive 323’s, it better be at least an M3 or higher.” Look, really? Eventually these kids will be running the fucking country and this is the stupid ass shit that people like myself will have to deal with. Kid’s crying bloody murder because a terrorist gets put in jail, or a kid accidentally guns down a church full of nuns. No don’t hurt him, he made a mistake.

Look. that kid is lucky I’m not a cop because I would have just tasered the shit out of that mother fucker. He is lucky he only got beat, because someone could have shot that stupid mother fucker for creating a scene like that. Maybe this fool kid will understand that next time you try and take a classroom hostage be prepared to get beat down. Shit, if the kid didn’t resist arrest he wouldn’t even got beat. I mean what, the cops should just lay on the kid and wait until he finally says “okay, I wont fight back no more”. Beat that mother fucker, smash his head right into the concrete floor if you have to. Shit all he got was some bruises. Fuck, I got beat harder by my own father for doing far less then that. HEY BOY, you ride that bike up the side of my car? NOO! No I didn’t dad, looks like you did, you could have scratched it you stupid bastard! POW POW.. upside my head.

For the stupid University students that complained about this guy getting beat up, I just want to know your thoughts. What if this guy barricaded himself in the classroom and had a gun? Would you still feel the same way?  How the hell did you all know he didn’t have a gun? I mean, should the cops ask first? Hey, just want to make sure you don’t have a gun in there, do you?  Nope I don’t.  Okay, he said he doesn’t, we should just leave him.

I’m tired of this world. You don’t want fighting in hockey,  don’t want violence. Hey I’m not for violence either but seriously it happens, and no matter what you do you wont get rid of it. I think some of these kids that are complaining about this should be put into a ring to fend for themselves and see who resorts to violence then.

I hope this kid gets thrown in jail and never goes back to University. But unfortunately this kids parents will cry a river,  it’s racist or its wrong, he did nothing wrong and shouldn’t have been beaten like that. Fuck him, and his parents and anyone that would stick up for this mother fucker.

Im LeeRoy and this kid got what he desserved.)

Fatality on Go Train Milton line

Last night the Milton Go Train was delayed for several hours as someone died after being hit by the train. Apparently it was a teenage girl.

I am sure everyone was pissed off. I heard some people were stuck on the train for four hours.

However, you gotta be pretty retarded to get hit by a train that close to the station. The train moves so slow that unless you were actually running AT the train I don’t see how you can get hit. It’s big, slow, and green. It’s like the Jolly Green Giant sleeping in a field of dead brown grass.

I know, i’m mean, I’m an asshole, but seriously. C’mon.

Canada says No to Terrorists, US is like OMGWTF?

Ottawa’s refusal to take Gitmo inmates irks U.S.

GUANTANAMO BAY, CUBA–An apparent snub by the Canadian government has dismayed officials on the Obama administration’s task force who are working to resettle dozens of detainees here and close the prison, a high-ranking administration source told the Star.

Various foreign governments have offered refuge to prisoners that the Pentagon has cleared for release, including France, Portugal, Ireland and smaller nations such as Bermuda and Palau. Dozens more are now negotiating with the task force, answering U.S. President Barack Obama’s call for help.

But the official, who has intimate knowledge of the negotiations and who spoke to the Star on the condition he not be named, said Canada abruptly stopped talks earlier this year. He said the task force was surprised to learn of Canada’s decision through a press release.

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(se: I saw this one coming.  Actually we were talking about it last night.  How obvious.  Canada doesn’t want terrorists, and the Government knows that if we were to accept a terrorist it would be game over.  People would go nuts and vote PM Stephen Harper out the next day.  Some of these terrorists could be innocent, but after spending all these years in gitmo, they’re probably not happy, and if they weren’t terrorists before, they sure are now.  Besides, you know where he would end up? Right? Toronto.  I could see if they sent him to the Yukon, or Saskatchewan, but you know how anyone coming to Canada always ends up in Toronto.  You have to ask yourself, why aren’t they releasing these people to the US instead of finding anywhere else to send them.  You don’t want terrorists and we don’t either.)