Anne Frank

Anne Frank taking out Nazis

Anne Frank should have been out fighting Nazi’s like a crazy person instead of hiding.

I guess Saddam Hussein should be a legacy because he was able to hide that long from American troops.

Like c’mon.. you hid for Christ’s sake.

It’s like everyone just gave up when the Nazi’s came…

You know black people were like “Fuck that shit” and left Germany 3 months before any of this happened..

Soon as they heard that “master race” shit, they knew it wasn’t going to turn out good and got the fuck outta there..

Black people had diaries too during WWII.. They were one page… “Saw that one coming, glad I got the fuck outta Germany…”

Palm Pilots

This guy on the train is using a Palm Pilot..

Not a Treo, but the old school one with the stylus.

I will continue to observe the situation to see if the 90’s comes back to punch him in the cock amd take it’s Palm Pilot back.

25 Days till Xmas

It’s December 1st. Again.

Already.

Sheesh, it’s been quite the year. Aside from the snow this morning, it doesn’t really feel like Christmas.

When I was a kid, there would be crazy snow all November, everyone has Christmas lights up, Christmas sales and events were everywhere, and the general Christmas spirit made everything feel right.

Funny enough, I was out of the country last year, and despite no snow, Christmas was amazing there. However, it wasn’t as multicultural as it is here in Toronto.

Now it’s about selling stuff. Not even buying stuff like a few years back. It’s completely about the sale.

Bleh.

Rememberance Day in Canada

Remember that time we saved Europe? Yea, that was pretty cool..

I saw someone selling poppies this morning for Remembrance Day and was just thinking, what did WWI and WWII have to do with Canada.

Yes, at the time we were a British colony, and we did send our superior soldiers over to Europe to fight, however you still hear people say about both bars that the soldiers died for our freedom.

In WWI they died for Britain’s freedom and in WWII they died for Europe’s freedom.  Some people have said to me “If we didn’t fight, Hitler would have taken over Canada too!”.  But realistically, Hitler still had a lot of Europe to finish take over before he had time to worry about Canada.  He still had Central Asia, South Asia, The Middle East, and Russia to take over before he got to North America, and some of those countries weren’t pussies like the French, they wouldn’t have surrendered so fast.  The Russians, Chinese, and Arabs would have kicked some ass, where as France and England would have just surrendered a week later if the Americans didn’t step in kick Hitler when he was down.

Anyways.  We are grateful that our soldiers helped defeat the Nazis even though German France would have been much cooler. Let’s also remember that without Britain, we would have had no-one to sell Germany Rolls Royce, Bentley, and Mini…

Actually, I think all the veterans are dead now, so if you don’t wear a poppy, I guess you don’t have to feel like such a dick because your grandparents were Nazis..

I wish Michael Jackson lived forever

You probably think i’m weird.

I have a great reason though.

No one really cared when he was alive, and his name was dragged through the dirt. Sure he was on the weird side, but he took a lot of abuse. Now he’s dead, and I can’t go anywhere, or turn on the radio and not hear Michael Jackson. I am completely sick of hearing Michael Jackson songs, and to make it worse, all the god damned remixes.

If Michael Jackson was still alive for ever, we would have never heard another Michael Jackson song, except for Thriller at Halloween, because that’s mandatory.

We can always hope for him to come back as a zombie, however that probably doesn’t happen too often.

80’s Cars that are still Cool and Uncool

It’s almost the year 2010. Vehicles from the 80’s have now become rare cars to own and collect. After speaking with my fans I have compiled a list of cars that even driving them today will get you noticed (in a good way) and people will respect the vehicle even if it’s from the 1980’s.

However their are also cars from the 80’s that should have been left there along with stone washed jeans and Milli Vanilli.

Vehicles from the 80’s that are still cool and worth money:

1. Buick Grand National (GNX)

Buick Grand National

This car is by far one of the sexiest cars ever produced. If you look at it today, you may thing its a big square pig. But this to a man is the epitome of a wet dream. Why is this car so cool?  Even though it’s from the 80’s this car is fast, and when I say fast I mean this car will toast cars on the road now that have over 300 hp.

2. Delorean DMC-12

Delorean DMC-12

You remember the car from Back to the Future? Yeah that’s the car, and its still cool with the gull wing doors and all stainless steel body.

3. Corvette ZR1

1989 Corvette ZR1

Well honestly pretty much any Corvette is cool, even all the 80’s models however, the ZR1 is super cool. It’s a rare limited production car that had a lot more power under the hood than the regular Corvette.

4. Eagle Talon AWD Turbo

1989 Eagle Talon

You’re shaking your head, no? This car in it’s day was sexy and sleek. Sleeker then some of the cars from today. What makes this car extra great is all wheel drive and a turbo under that hood. Let me explain. A stock Talon from a light would toast a stock Corvette, or Mustang. You’re saying no way Jose, well guess what?  It did, and with little modifications this car was fast. $5000 into this car and you got yourself a 10-11 second car. That’s cool!

5. Lamborghini Countach

Lamborghini Countach

Obviously .. its still cool I dont care if its just sitting still its cool.

6. Toyota Celica / Supra

Toyota Supra

Cool cars for the era. These things were quick, cheap, rear wheel drive, cheap on gas, and they looked good.

7. Mustang GT Dech / Saleen

1989 Saleen Mustang

The Mustang obviously is an icon when it comes to cars. But what set the DECH or Saleen apart from the useless 225 hp Mustang GT was the crazy body kits these came with. They also had some extra performance under the hood, but really they looked sexy and still do.

8. Iroc Z28

Chevolet Iroc

I know some people may beg to differ, but the Iroc was an amazing car. Sexy and muscular.  Yes a lot of honkey tonks own them. Yes a lot of white Brampton rednecks own them. But this model was the gino bambino. This was the “I Run On Cologne”, the gold chain wearing, button down shirt, T-Tops removed, long greasy hair sex rocket that women loved to ride in.

9. Pontiac Fiero GT

1988 Fiero GT

This is one car that still get looks when people see it. They don’t know what it is. Could be a Ferrari or a Lotus, but no, its a Fiero. The biggest piece of shit that Pontiac ever made, however the coolest car Pontiac ever made.

10. Porsche 928

Porsche 928

This car was crazy. I forget the movies this car was in but man sexy as hell. Pop up headlights, 340 kms speedo, still a great car today.

80’s car that are not cool to be driving now:

(No pics or you will puke)

1. Chrysler K-Car = What a piece of pure shit. This was the economical shit box from Chrysler, you know the one with the damn K on the back of the trunk. Everything would fall off this car but it kept on running.

2. Dodge Omni = OMG! You know back in the 80’s they decided to make fuel efficient cars and this is what they got. Piece of dogs pubic bone wrapped in tin mixed with a hint of big foots dick juice.

3. AMC Eagle = It’s a wagon. It’s an SUV. It’s covered in fake wood on the outside of the body. WTF? Ugly!

4. Chevy Citation = God choke me with a rubber fist. This car was the equivalent to the K car for Chevy. What a wreck. I barfed a little in my throat just thinking about this shit box.

5. Chrysler New Yorker = Holy shit! How many cars can 1 company build that look like shit? I mean holy shit! It’s a boat. I know in the 80’s most American cars were boats, but come on. This thing could throw up a sail and pirate attack other cars on the highway.

6. Ford EXP= Hahaha. That’s really all I have to say about this abortion on wheels.

7. Volvo = Honestly every Volvo from the 80’s were ugly as a can of smashed ass holes. I mean it was the epitome of square box. This thing was like driving a brick with a windshield.

8. AMC Pacer = Well look we have another AMC. Really almost every AMC vehicle was ugly in its own way, however I hear they were reliable. Does that matter? Well if you’re driving a fugly car like that you don’t want it to be reliable. Wayne’s World, party time excellent .. wahh wah aha .. ding.

9. 1982 Civic =   I cant believe that the Civic went from that piece of lint from my balls to the car it is today. Crazy Japanese!  That car was a giant lump of sack in the mouth.

10. Buick Skylark = Holy gawd! Why did American car companies build such ugly ass cars? And why are they still building ugly ass cars?  WTF!  Now I’m getting angry. Cock smokin hillbilly nut sack. This is dumb,really. I looked up a lot of ugly ass cars and it’s hard to find a Japanese car that ugly. Most of them are actually quite delicious. This damn car is giving me turrets.

Anyway that’s my list honestly too many to list,so 10 for 10. Next time I will test drive all the coolest super cars of the 80’s and report. Not really, but I will report on it anyway

Till next time.. I’m LeeRoy .. and build some nice American cars dammit!

Drake gets out his wheelchair, sells out, then sucks

I see that at this very moment Leeroy is writing an entry about Drake, so since I had a few things on my mind about him, I figured I’ll write my own and see where our opinions stand.

I don’t care at all for drake.  At first I thought it was Lupe Fiasco or something.  I didn’t even know he was from Toronto.  The sad part is that he got a little fame in music, ran off to the US to record with US rappers, and I can’t ever recall him mentionig Toronto in a song.  Like you are from here, aren’t you Drake?  Kardinal Offishal is from Toronto, and every song you hear from him, he represents Toronto.  Kardinal is also a much better rapper.  Unfortunately for us, a lot of hip-hop now is super mainstream, and super weak.  When you hear Drake rap, you would think it’s maybe a new Justin Timberlake track.  Anyways, it would be nice for you to rep up where you come from.

Out of the wheelchair, out of the closet?

However,  hey man, you did it.  Most Toronto rappers don’t sell out that quick and never really get beyond Toronto or Canada. I guess some times you need to sell out to get where you wanna be, and now you have all the suburban white kids loving you.  I can understand why Flow 93.5 plays your 3 songs back to back in between all the bullshit they normally play.  You fit there right between house music, and garbage R&B.  Pretty good for someone whose claim to fame is playing a handicap guy on a faggy Canadian TV show 20 years ago.

lil' wayne just wants the cock

Funny enough, out of all people Lil’ Wayne.  I am surprised he is still around, that dude came out and flopped, and now he’s getting some ghost written fame, and Drake is on his nuts.  Rumor was that he was a fudge packer.  Better watch your fudge!

Maybe you are living the American Canadian rap dream, but homie, I gotta give my props to the real hip-hop heads that represent where they came from.  It’s always easy to sell out and get what you want, but eventually your core people will have no respect for you.  Like this.

Young Canadians saving less than parents

Young Canadians saving less than parents

Young Canadians are saving less than their parents and grandparents did at the same age, with young men being the worst at sticking to a budget, according to the results of a new survey.

The TD Canada Trust study released Wednesday suggests 80 per cent of Canadians found saving money “too hard” and that young people between the ages of 18 and 34 were more interested in saving for a house than for retirement.

Among survey responses, 19 per cent 18- to 34-year-olds said they were saving 10 to 25 per cent of their total monthly income. That compared to 29 per cent of people over age 55 who said they saved that amount when they were younger.

Young adults blamed their lack of savings on not making enough money, while people 55 and older said the cost of living prevented them from saving more when they were young.

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(se: The problem is that young people want more things, want more expensive things, and want things that other people have.  So you need to upgrade your iPhone or Blackberry every 6 months, your iPod every 6 months, you need to lease a car you can’t afford, and dress up in clothes you can’t afford.  I used to go to bars in Toronto like Lobby where you would see 20 year old kids that live with their parents, go to school, and have part time jobs at The Gap, wearing $300 outfits, driving leased BMW’s and buying bottles of vodka so they can show off to the other guys doing the same thing.  Then the next day, they wake up in moms basement, go to school and go to work at the gap for $9 an hour.  Then they complain that they have no money.  When they are at the club, they complain that they are too rich.  We live in a time where it’s more important to impress other people than anything in life.  We’ll see how this sorts itself out in the next 20 years..)

Lee’s Rant #6

Just when you thought it was over, Lee is back…

I want to be serious for one moment about the useless kids that are growing up these days.

I am now 31 years old, and back when I was 14 I began listening to rap music. This was back when NWA and KRS1 was really making people notice hip hop music. I began listening to this music and eventually shopping for clothes to dress like rap artists. Growing up in Brampton I was the only kid at my school dressed like this. While the other white kids were dressed like a New kid on the block or dressed up with long hair listening to Def leopard, I had giant baggy jeans an oakland raider baseball hat and a shirt with bullet holes in it. As a white kid growing up loving this music all of the black guys and girls at my school hated me because of this. They used to surround me and ask me to take off the clothing. Now I went through all that shit I did my time before Eminem and before House of pain and before Vanilla Ice .. I was the only white kid around my area listening and dressing this way. Eventually people knew who the fuck I was. I didn’t take shit from anyone and began carrying a back pack with my weapons of choice. I’m not happy or proud about this but it was the case that eventually I was arrested on the corner of Queen and McLaughlin in Brampton next to a Tim Hortons by about 20 cop cars all guns drawn. I made a name for myself and showed up many places to settle some debts with people. Now days I see these Indian kids and White kids thinking they are big and bad. Thinking like they are gangsters and giving me looks when I’ve been in places. The amount of times that I almost just knocked a mother fucker out …wooo weeee.. but I hold my composure now. I have a wife and a child to think about. I have a full time job to support my mortgage payments and my car leases. Last thing I need is to go to jail now and fuck all that up. But while I did all that shit when I was younger these kids now live in these big rich houses and mother and father have tons of money. These kids actually think they are gangster living in that 5 bedroom home BMW in the driveway Moms SUV in the garage..wearing $200 Nikes that there parents payed for. Spitting on the pavement and talking like they just walked out of Jane and Finch. These kids need to understand something… I did that shit back when I was 14 …17 years ago before it was cool to do it. Before all you fuck brains were even a twinkle in your daddys eye. You kids of today have taken something and beat the shit out of the style to the point that it aint cool anymore. Its dumb ! When I was 14 I was living with my father .. recently divorced no money ..sleeping on a couch .. moving from place to place. Eventually moving to Scarborough and ending up within an actual gang while I lived in a half way house. Unlike the fake kids now days and your trying to act tough ? Mother fucker .. if you only knew me back then bitch .. you wouldnt be even talking .. you would be walking to the other side of the fuckin street. Kids these days have no respect for anything. They dont give a shit about life, about there parents about there future. You kids need to wake the fuck up and realize you aint gangsters .. go down to some of the areas in Toronto or Scarborough ,, get your parents to drop you off on a corner to find your own way home and see how long it take you to start crying. You wanna be hard core .. move to those areas and deal with that shit. But while you live with your loving parents in your huge house and nice car in the burbs .. you need to shut the fuck up. Because one day your gonna come across a mother fucker like me that just doesn’t give 2 fucks and will string you and your family up by your fuckin ears and but fuck your mom in front of you til you shit your baggy ass pants.

That’s my Kids wanna be Gangsta rant .. will be back for more tomorrow. Till then ..go fuck yourself Brampton.

Facebook: Trying to hard to be cool, in a world where you don’t matter.

Back in the days social networks used to be called BBSes, and a lot of them shared the same features as the current social networks. We just have better technology now, and more people have embraced it.

However Facebook has a lot of flaws that are definitely turning people off. You will get your high school kids and college kids, and then as time goes on, those people will start fading off..It’s cool cause it’s new, it’s the fad, the cool kids are on it..oh hold on…the not cool kids are on it too..ooohh..the cool kids are now finding something else to make cool…

I have seen my married friends leave Facebook after poking around, my newly married friends leave Facebook together, my friends that are now in a serious relationship, my 30+ friends, my business associates and business friends that popped on to see what everything was about..

The users themselves are going to doom Facebook. Facebook used to be a tool, and now it’s a platform for tools. Meaning the users.

It used to be basic, simple, and clean. You could log on and keep in touch with your friends and family, you’d check multiple times to see if you got any messages, you’d see what’s new with some friends and then you’d log off.

Now you’re being mass added by people in order for them to boost their friends list, or for the to spam you. There’s an abundance of event invite spam, application spam, funwall spam, ringtone spam (a’la Myspace), and even spam from Nigerians.

It’s almost impossible to navigate on some people pages with so many applications, and walls, and general garbage that it’s not really worth using, because you’ll never be able to find that actual wall to write on, and you can’t even figure out what’s going on with them or their page anyways..

Facebook suffers from what Myspace is suffering from, and that’s basically making the system a free for all. I have been deleting friends like crazy, filtering out those friends that have separate id’s for their bands, their products, their Facebook super aliases, etc..

Deep down i’m on the verge of just deleting Facebook..