Archive for the ‘attention whores’ Category:

Do we really care about Hati?

Written on January 26th, 2010 by sempireone shout

What happens when you mix egomaniacs, social networking, and wide spread media coverage?

You get Hati as it sits right now.

Soon as the earthquake hit Hati, Twitter and Facebook went nuts, some people even noted a slowdown in service from both sites.

But that’s because we care right?

Not really. We seem to be more interested in other people thinking that we care. What is a good cause if other people can’t see that you care about that cause.

Did anyone care about Hati before the quake? No.

Seriously, no. It is an island full of poor 3rd world black people. No one gave a fuck. It was still poor, broken and had it’s issues.

Lesson to you 3rd world counties. Disaster gets you noticed.

Until the next disaster, thanks to your egos for rebuilding Hati.

Playing out your headlights

Written on November 16th, 2009 by sempireno shouts

I replaced my headlights a few weeks ago. I bought ultra white bulbs and made sure they weren’t tinted blue.

Why?

Well c’mon. Who really has blue lights? HIDs have a bluish tint, but HID lights don’t come stock on Honda Civics, 15 year old minivans, and 1980 VW rabbits.

Seeing that blue lights are being played out like 8 bit Nintendo, I think by the Summer, they will either be banned, or the fad will be dead.

Although..we could see some Ed Hardy blue lights soon that could double kill the fad…

We’ll see. Time will tell…

Save The Enviroment Run The Country Into The Ground

Written on November 2nd, 2009 by Leeroyno shouts
Environment maan! Stop Global warming, pass me a bong!

Environment maan! Stop Global warming, pass me a bong!

You know recently over the last couple of years people have been preaching about saving the environment. Global warming and saving whales and birds;  and don’t club baby seals no more.

You know, these people are taking the fun out of life. I have never clubbed a a baby seal but my gawd those people must have fun, okay I’m just kidding but seriously these people are pissing me off.

The first question I have is, do you people even work?  I mean, I see you guys on the street and out front of government buildings all the time. But you hippies don’t have full time jobs? How do you live? I’m all for protesting its a free country (not) but protesting about climate change is a waste of time.

Look how cute it is when its not all bashed into a bloody pulp..

Look how cute it is when it's not all bashed into a bloody pulp..

If people would spend more time protesting about our taxes, insurance rates or jail time for criminals maybe we would actually get somewhere. But protesting about climate change in Canada of all places is a joke. We are low on the list for environmental gasses. Go to China and protest them, go to Russia and protest them. How about the USA?  Go there and protest them.

The fact that people are losing their jobs at the moment and that we are in a recession and you people have the nerve to show up in Ottawa to protest and ask for environmental changes shows how obviously retarded you are. Yeah, instead of putting money into creating jobs and helping people get back on their feet, let’s tax companies for spewing smoke and close down power plants that are providing us with jobs and energy.

The 60s hippies are now either dead, or homeless. All these ones are dead from AIDS.

The 60's hippies are now either dead, or homeless. All these ones are dead from AIDS.

How many companies do you think will leave Canada because of stupid shit like that? They can go anywhere in Europe or go back to the United states and make their money.

Look I agree that the world is changing and we need to reduce emissions and carbons and stuff like that, but you need to implement things slowly and smartly. A large change in the way we live will bankrupt this country and the only countries that will profit and benefit will be India, China and any of the countries that don’t have to abide by any of those laws despite the fact that they are the worst.

You think riding your bike to work will stop climate change? And walking around in the dark in your house without the heat on bundled up in a snow suit and eating lettuce that you grew in your backyard will save the environment?

Our Mom is an environmental bitch, until she gets in her Hummer.  It makes her feel safe.

Our Mom is an environmental bitch, until she gets in her Hummer. It makes her feel "safe".

Good go ahead and be stupid. Eating food that you grow yourself is great, I say fuck the companies that charge all this money for shit you can grow yourself. If you can save money by not having to pay for gas and insurance and a car payment, that’s great all the power to you.

But when you think that you are better then the average person because you actually think your doing something for the environment when in reality you are probably one of those people that carry your biodegradable bags into Sobey’s spend 3 times the amount for products then any normal grocery store costs. Then you pay with your bank card or credit card costing you more, walk back out to your SUV that you don’t use to go off-roading, that you only use to go grocery shopping and take your kids to school because you think a mini van is not in style. Your insurance premiums are double the amount of any normal person because you choose to drive an expensive SUV.

Besides, its all the soccer moms that are crashing into everything anyways. Crashing is not environmentally friendly..

Besides, it's all the soccer moms that are crashing into everything anyways. Crashing is not environmentally friendly..

Or you purchased your BMW or Mercedes and spend $300 every 400o kms to get an oil change and $1000 to have a headlight changed because you decided you had to have an overpriced unreliable German headache so people around you think you got money and your cool.

FUCK OFF..

I’m tired of it, I’m tired of seeing you people trying to help the environment by doing stupid shit. How about the idiots that were so mad they went to a Hummer dealership and set 6 Hummers on fire with gasoline to prove a point that those cars waste gas and hurt the environment? While I agree they do, you just wasted a can of gasoline, that’s 1,  2) Insurance companies just paid out for new vehicles so insurance premiums probably went up in the area. 3) All the smoke chemicals  from the fires went right up into the air that we all breathe. Good Job !!

I’m LeeRoy …………….. I’m hoping for Global warming because its delicious.

It’s Not Cool to Follow The Trends

Written on November 2nd, 2009 by Leeroyno shouts
The used to be must have lease car to pose in.

The "used to be" must have lease car to pose in.

So I have noticed allot of people tend to follow the leader when it comes to style. But I think a lot of people don’t realize that a couple of people started that trend and they have moved on while you are now copying their old style.

I don’t know if anyone has noticed recently but Audi Sales have jumped through the roof lately. These same vehicle’s back in the 90’s wouldn’t sell, you had the rare people with them but they were never that popular. They were still ranked up there with BMW, Mercedes, Saab, Lexus, Cadillac, but BMW and Mercedes were the cool cars to own in the late 90’s into the year 2000.

Recently BMW and Mercedes sales have dropped, and the lemming yuppy flock are all running to the Audi dealerships to trade in there BMW’s and Mercedes for overpriced Volkswagons. Why is this? Could it be due to the fact that just like every trend eventually the trend goes out and a new one comes in?

The new must have lease car to pose in.

The new must have lease car to pose in.

Back in the 80’s Lincoln and Cadillac ruled the luxury car market. The early 90’s Saab and BMW and Jaguar really set a trend till people realized that you couldn’t keep a Saab or Jag on the road without it breaking down. People then shifted to Mercedes and BMW lucky for them they changed the style enough to make the cars look new again. Audi recently came out with all new style cars with LED headlights and the Audi super car the R8. I saw a couple of suits driving these right away, then it took off like wild fire. Now when I speak with people, right away when you ask them what car they would buy if they had the money?  It’s Audi! What happened to BMW? Or Mercedes?

Nope.

A lot of the top luxury vehicles mentioned by people are Audi, Lexus, Acura… Then BMW, Mercedes, and what about Saab? I’m waiting for the day when Saab will be the trend. Or Cadillac,  and that may actually happen now that GM has began to change some of the designs and market the Cadillac.

Sure, Its a great car.. But will it make me look like I am rich?

Sure, It's a great car.. But will it make me look like I am rich?

I don’t know why people just cant be themselves. Get something no one else has start your own trend. Remember when Hummer was cool? Now its just not! People kinda look down on owners of Hummers because they are useless wastes of space. Its a glorified overpriced Chevy Tahoe.

Start your own trend.

Instead of flocking to Starbucks, go to Dunkin’ Donuts or something. Or don’t even care, get what you want because it tastes good or looks good or because it fits your income.

Bentley wont even lease you a car as a 25 year old, recent immigrant, retail sales clerk at the mall. However you can still have a $800 a month for 6 years, 0% down BMW..

Bentley won't even lease you a car as a 25 year old, recent immigrant, retail sales clerk at the mall. However you can still have a $800 a month for 6 years, 0% down BMW..

My parking lot at work is now full of white Audi’s. People are even buying up the old Audi’s from the 90’s that no one liked. But now people say wow how did he get an Audi?

My Gawd man.

Kids are beginning to fall off the Honda Civic bandwagon.

Now the cool thing is drifting!

So you now see kids buying old Nissan’s and Toyota’s. The next generation will change the whole market, and as far as I can see companies, like Kia, and Hyundai taking the sales away from Honda because kids are following a trend to rear wheel drive cars.

Weird ain’t it?

I say be yourself, don’t go out and buy a Civic because everyone else has one. Purchase it because you really want one. If you really want a Jeep purchase a Jeep.

I’m LeeRoy …………………..B-Yourself !

Chaz Bono: Fat, Ugly, Lesbian Woman to Fat, Ugly, Lesbian Man

Written on November 2nd, 2009 by sempireno shouts

You know, sometimes people are so stupid that you have to wodner how they have been alive as long as they have.

Chasity Bono was a big lesbian, and daughter of Sonny and Cher, then she got a sex change so she can become a big lesbian that is trying to be a man.  In any case she is a fat lesbian, that is still a woman, but with the medical condition,” trying to hard”. She has changed her name now to Chaz, which is equally as stupid.  Is that a mans name, or something you name your pet hamster?

Chasity Bono as a Woman

Chasity Bono (Woman)

Chasity Bono (Woman)

Chasity Bono as a Man

Chaz Bono (Man)

"Chaz" Bono ("Man")

I dunno.  Still looks like a fat lesbian to me.

Wait till people start going for race reassignment.  White people becoming Black people, Asians becoming Arabs. They give you some pills that change your skin colour slightly, they give your coloured contacts, a bigger penis, smaller penis,  curly hair, straight hair, different nose, eyelids, whatever, and tada!  You’re a different race.

It’s too bad that sex, as with race, you’re the only person that knows you’re different, everyone will still think you’re the same.  Hopefully Chaz is taking her “lying to herself” pills… Because at the end of the day, she’s still just a fat lesbian..

Can you Guess why gay people are crying about this MW2 Ad?

Written on November 2nd, 2009 by sempireno shouts

This world sucks.

You can’t even have some fun without people digging into everything deeper to spoil it for the rest of us.  It looks like gay people are now runing Modern Warfare 2 for us.  Apparently this fun ad has been the latest target of hate by the gay community.

You know who I think I look like..

Written on October 27th, 2009 by sempireno shouts
No one is going to be licking your fingers..

No one is going to be licking your fingers..

I remember working at this new company a few years back and meeting one of my co-workers for the first time, I introduced myself, and when he did a return introduction, he said, “you can call me JT”.  Definitely different from his real initials of, well, we’ll say SG.

Of course I am curious, some people of different backgrounds use more westernized names and nicknames sometimes (he was white though), or perhaps you go by your middle name(s), or what ever.  This wasn’t the case. He said “Well I look like Justin Timberlake, so you can just call me JT”.  He looked like Justin Timberlake just as I look like Dr, Manhattan in The Watchmen.

OMG...Cher? WTF? Try Bram Strokers Dracula..

OMG...Cher? WTF? Try Bram Strokers Dracula..

Sometimes it’s OK to think in your head that you look like a celebrity, but when you need to start trying to convince people that you look like, are related to, or are that celebrity, it’s going a little far.

Funny enough I see this happen more with guys.  I have met people that have had a habit of telling other people who they look like, and it’s almost always guys.  We go to a bar, they walk up to a girl, and tell them straight out that they look like Jude Law, or Brad Pitt.  The icing on the cake is cutting your hair like that person and trying to dress like that person.  How many Brad Pitt movies must you rent before you think you pulled it off?

I don’t want to know who you think you look like because that’s a really sad existence. Celebrity impersonation is for drag queens..

Your secret wishes come through while driving..

Written on October 27th, 2009 by sempireno shouts

You know that asshole in the fancy car that his parents bought him.  The expensive car that he never had to lift a finger to get, never had to pay insurance on, and will never have to pay maintenance because Daddy will pay for all that.

You know that feeling you get when he rides your ass, cuts around you, and drives like a jackass.  You have that one wish…

Here it is…

The gayest workout ever

Written on October 26th, 2009 by sempireno shouts

Doesn’t get gayer than this.  I always knew there was something up with those gym metrosexuals..

15 year old Toronto girl missing, Be on the look out for a 30 year old street walker

Written on October 26th, 2009 by sempireno shouts

Police seek help locating missing girl – [thestar.com]

Police are searching for a 15-year-old girl from Toronto after she went missing Sunday afternoon.

Friends last saw Stephanie Doss at about 5 p.m. Oct. 25 near Lawrence Park Collegiate.

The school is near the intersection of Lawrence Ave. W and Chatsworth Dr. Doss is described as white, 5-foot-3, 130 pounds with long blond hair and brown roots. She has brown eyes and wears heavy makeup.

Anyone with information is asked to contact police at 416-808-3220 or Crime Stoppers at 416-222-8477.

—-

Missing teen. Yes, shes really a teent

Missing teen. Yes, she's really a teen.

(se: Do people even feel sorry anymore?  Only in Toronto.  This girl is supposed to be 15, however she looks like a 30 year old hooker.  You know how these ones end up.  She was probably underage clubbing and got her self in trouble with some older guys.  I can’t say for sure, and perhaps I am not the one to say anything, but really.  Is this what society is coming to?  If my daughter was dressing like a hooker wearing 50 lbs of make up, she would never leave the house.  You’re 15, act your age, or it’s going to get you in trouble…or missing..)

Older Posts »