Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

Aweeeesome!

So recently I decided to purchase a Playstation 3. I also purchased COD Modern Warfare 2. This game is the most addictive game I have ever played in my life. I mean this game is kinda like crack, not a giant pile of crack just a nice cut line of crack winding its way down a street all the way into the depths of hell. I began playing this game online against other crack fiends around the world, and my gawd I couldn’t put the damn game down. I kept playing for 36 hours straight. Eventually waking up on the floor in a puddle of my own puked, shit and piss. However the controller still held tight in my palm. I sat up and began playing again all the while I smell like a fucking 800 year old rotting dead corpse from my no shower sweating while I’m ducking grenades and snipers. The feces is stuck to my pants, my legs and balls and whole crotch is itchy, red and swollen from piss while I still continue to play my cracked out game of war. I’m leveling up real quick getting new perks and unlocking weapons that are making me crave more more.

I get a kill streak of 12 and launch my AC-130 gun ship and I begin to laugh and yell at all the punk bitches i’m blasting from the sky above. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK YOOOOOUUUUUUUU HA HA HA HA HA …. every time I slash a mother fucker online that i d0nt know makes me tremble with delight. The pure rush from this game is getting me hard .. its making me wanna pull out my fucker and begin fucking the PS3 right in the drive. Its the best rush .. its like fucking on a Ferris wheel that broke off and is rolling down a mountain full of dildos and strife.

I piss my pants again, and then hear the door bell ring. You think I give a fuck?.. I yell. YOU THINK I GIVE A FUCK?  I yell again. The door bell stops ringing and I’m still playing. I’m still stabbing people and getting 1 shot 1 kill headshot points and all the while im racking the points up some mother fucker stabs me. I respawn and instantly want revenge, however the guy who stabbed me manages to shoot me dead before I get my revenge. But now its double revenge, now I don’t give a shit what is happening around me .. i’m going for this guy.. this guy is now going to feel my wrath. I respawn and he gets me with a grenade ((ding .. dingaling .. BOOM ! ))  What the fuck ????  WHAT THE MOTHER FUCKING FUCK…. IM GONNA KILL YOU .. YOUR FUCKING DEAD.. OMG .. your soooo … boom .. WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ????????????   HOW THE FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCK >????  he gets me again… I’m gonna get him .. ah ah ah ah …breathing very heavy now .. gotta breathe .. oooooooooo… I’m running now .. I’m running looking for this mother fucker .. I run up some stairs and I see him at the end of the building .. ha ha .. your gonna get it now .. no its too easy to shoot him .. its way too easy I gotta slice him .. slice him good then tea bag his face .. I’m gonna tea bag him ha ha ha .. he sucks .. he sucks sooo much … just as I’m running towards him he jumps off the building .. I run to the edge .. and there he is looking up at me .. and shoots me in the face with a shot gun .. BOOM… !  .. I fall off the building landing on the ground and as I watch the kill cam I see him kill me .. I fall off the building and he then …. OMG .. NO NO .. the fuckin humanity .. tea bags meeeeeeeeeeeee…. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUUUUCK THIS GAME ITS A PIECE OF SHIT …. AHHHHHHHHHHH

I take my Playstation and throw it right out my window .. then jump out the window with it… when I woke up police had me in custody .. and asked why I broke into someones house played COD for 36+ hours and never left? Then jumped out a window with the machine?

I had nothing to say but talk to Infinity Ward.

I’m LeeRoy ………. Modern Warfare is like a little bit of sprinkled crack on a slice of pizza hut pan pizza then you bite into it get hooked and realize there is crack in the crust. FUCK YOU PIZZA HUT !!

Survey shows homeless people don’t live as long as people with homes,food,doctors,not living outside

Life expectancy shorter for homeless, study says – [ctv.ca]

TORONTO — Canadians living in homeless shelters and rooming houses have a much shorter life expectancy than the general population – and poverty is not the only factor contributing to their premature deaths, researchers conclude.

In a 10-year study, researchers found the chance of surviving to age 75 among the homeless or inadequately housed is 32 per cent for men and 60 per cent for women, compared to 51 per cent and 72 per cent respectively for the lowest income group in Canada’s population.

To put that in perspective, the probability that a 25-year-old man living today in marginal housing would make it to age 75 is equal to the life expectancy of the average young male in 1921 – long before the advent of antibiotics and other life-saving treatments.

For homeless or poorly housed females, their chance of surviving to 75 is the same as women in the general population of Canada in 1956.

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Beer... Weed... Money for beer and weed?

(se: Always surprises me that people are always doing studies on the obvious things.  Did you expect that homeless people were living longer?  The streets make them invincible? Noting that people in 3rd countries are usually homeless and don’t live long, wouldn’t that give you an indication of what is happening here to homeless people?  How here’s one for you.  Factor in drugs and alcohol.  Does that have anything to do with it as well?  Why are we doing a study on homeless people anyways? We pay taxes, homeless people get shelters, but don’t want to be in them because they don’t allow drug and alcohol use.. I wonder how long people that conduct stupid survey’s live? Hrmm…)

we’ve traced that tweet. it’s coming from INSIDE the house.

we’ve traced that tweet. it’s coming from INSIDE the house.: “

Twitter has announced that they plan on launching a new feature that allows you to broadcast exactly where your tweet was coming from. That’s probably the most significant feature release for the tool since…ever.

Soon you’ll be able to see who’s tweeting in your hood, where your friends are, and where to get the best bbq.

Third party applications have made this generally available for those tweeting from their phones, but this will apparently be incorporated into the actual Twitter API.

This opens a world of promotional and development opportunities. Treasure hunts, location based promotions, and whatever you might be able to dream up that includes GPS and Twitter.

Some will likely be creeped out by this, some will love it, and the world will tweet on.

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(se: You can see where this one is headed…)

Fat Eminem? Say it ain`t so….

I have been hearing lately about the new and improved fat Eminem.

Ok, that’s a lie. Definitely not improved,but that’s quite new indeed.

It’s been a while since anyone has seen or heard from the white rapper, which for a while there was an idol to all the white gangsters in suburbs all over the world. It was almost every week that you heard a new diss song against one of his many hip hop rivals, his ex-wife Kim, or his mother. All of a sudden,
*POOF*

No Emimen..

Rumour has it that between all the problems with his ex-wife Kim, everyone trying to get a piece of his cash, drug addiction, and the death of his friend Proof he has been in a horrible state.

Just as stated in my previous post on Heath Ledger, sometimes fame isn’t all that it’s cracked up to be. I remember in numerous articles Eminem stating that if he has know this is what fame would have been like, he would have preferred to stay non-famous, and live the ordinary life.

So, what i’m hearing is that the small framed rapper is apparently pushing over 200 pounds right now, and you would probably run into him, and not even notice. Kind of like a Jared before Subway.

This seems a little more depressing than fat Tyra, cause Tyra is quite proud…

Go figure.

Aussies getting addicted to social networking. Wrestling crocodiles is soooo 90`s.

A GROWING number of young Australians are becoming addicted to online social networking, according to a new study.

Naked Communications digital strategist and recent Monash University graduate, Julian Cole, uncovered the trend as part of his research into the use of social networking sites such as Facebook and MySpace.

“For many moderate to heavy users, checking their MySpace or Facebook account has become an automatic and compulsive behaviour, with some participants reporting they log on up to 20 times a day,” Mr Cole said.

He found many openly admitted to their addiction and some even contributed to online confession groups.

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