TSN is reporting that the Toronto Maple Leafs have offers pending for Ponikarovski, Primeau, Stepniak, and Carlton the bear.
I came up with some ideas of what these trades would look like and what teams would be interested.
The Deal:
Toronto Maple Leafs: Ponikarovski
To the Buffalo Bills: Thurman Thomas.
The Leafs would then trade Thurman Thomas to the Toronto Argo’s in exchange for the Sky Dome.
The Leafs would then trade the Sky Dome to Washington for Ovechkin and there Zamboni driver Carl.
Leafs trade: Stepniak
To the Pittsburg pirates for the rights to Al Macinnis, Doug Gilmour, and Joe Carter.
The Leafs would then trade all but Doug Gilmour back for the Pittsburg Pirates 25th round draft pick, and a pitcher to be named in the future.
Leafs trade: Primeau
To the Toronto Raptors for future considerations and a level 500 seat.
The Leafs Trade: Carlton the Bear
To the Buffalo Sabres: For Ryan Miller and Lindy Ruff, also the rights to the Buffalo Bills NFL franchise.
The Leafs also trade Wayne Gretzky and Vince Carter
To the Calgary Flames: For Jarome Iginla, 1 red sweater, 1 red olympic mitten, and 1 ounce of Darryl Sutters saliva.
BREAKING NEWS !!
Leafs trade .. Kaberle to Done King in exchange for Mike Tyson and a 1 armed pelican.
Kelly Gruber was traded to slut ville for a bucket of popeyes chicken.
