Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

Aweeeesome!

So recently I decided to purchase a Playstation 3. I also purchased COD Modern Warfare 2. This game is the most addictive game I have ever played in my life. I mean this game is kinda like crack, not a giant pile of crack just a nice cut line of crack winding its way down a street all the way into the depths of hell. I began playing this game online against other crack fiends around the world, and my gawd I couldn’t put the damn game down. I kept playing for 36 hours straight. Eventually waking up on the floor in a puddle of my own puked, shit and piss. However the controller still held tight in my palm. I sat up and began playing again all the while I smell like a fucking 800 year old rotting dead corpse from my no shower sweating while I’m ducking grenades and snipers. The feces is stuck to my pants, my legs and balls and whole crotch is itchy, red and swollen from piss while I still continue to play my cracked out game of war. I’m leveling up real quick getting new perks and unlocking weapons that are making me crave more more.

I get a kill streak of 12 and launch my AC-130 gun ship and I begin to laugh and yell at all the punk bitches i’m blasting from the sky above. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK YOOOOOUUUUUUUU HA HA HA HA HA …. every time I slash a mother fucker online that i d0nt know makes me tremble with delight. The pure rush from this game is getting me hard .. its making me wanna pull out my fucker and begin fucking the PS3 right in the drive. Its the best rush .. its like fucking on a Ferris wheel that broke off and is rolling down a mountain full of dildos and strife.

I piss my pants again, and then hear the door bell ring. You think I give a fuck?.. I yell. YOU THINK I GIVE A FUCK?  I yell again. The door bell stops ringing and I’m still playing. I’m still stabbing people and getting 1 shot 1 kill headshot points and all the while im racking the points up some mother fucker stabs me. I respawn and instantly want revenge, however the guy who stabbed me manages to shoot me dead before I get my revenge. But now its double revenge, now I don’t give a shit what is happening around me .. i’m going for this guy.. this guy is now going to feel my wrath. I respawn and he gets me with a grenade ((ding .. dingaling .. BOOM ! ))  What the fuck ????  WHAT THE MOTHER FUCKING FUCK…. IM GONNA KILL YOU .. YOUR FUCKING DEAD.. OMG .. your soooo … boom .. WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ????????????   HOW THE FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCK >????  he gets me again… I’m gonna get him .. ah ah ah ah …breathing very heavy now .. gotta breathe .. oooooooooo… I’m running now .. I’m running looking for this mother fucker .. I run up some stairs and I see him at the end of the building .. ha ha .. your gonna get it now .. no its too easy to shoot him .. its way too easy I gotta slice him .. slice him good then tea bag his face .. I’m gonna tea bag him ha ha ha .. he sucks .. he sucks sooo much … just as I’m running towards him he jumps off the building .. I run to the edge .. and there he is looking up at me .. and shoots me in the face with a shot gun .. BOOM… !  .. I fall off the building landing on the ground and as I watch the kill cam I see him kill me .. I fall off the building and he then …. OMG .. NO NO .. the fuckin humanity .. tea bags meeeeeeeeeeeee…. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUUUUCK THIS GAME ITS A PIECE OF SHIT …. AHHHHHHHHHHH

I take my Playstation and throw it right out my window .. then jump out the window with it… when I woke up police had me in custody .. and asked why I broke into someones house played COD for 36+ hours and never left? Then jumped out a window with the machine?

I had nothing to say but talk to Infinity Ward.

I’m LeeRoy ………. Modern Warfare is like a little bit of sprinkled crack on a slice of pizza hut pan pizza then you bite into it get hooked and realize there is crack in the crust. FUCK YOU PIZZA HUT !!