P/T Cruiser is a Rednecks Ferarri

It's like a gay Plymouth Prowler..

I noticed that when the P/T Cruiser came out, originally people thought it was a cool looking car. It was purchased up by older 50+ men who wanted to relive their younger years, and for a new car, it was relatively cheap. $16,000 brand new and $23,000 for a turbo version with chrome wheels.

After about 3 years the P/T cruiser became gay to own. All the previous owners traded them in and no one wanted them. The value of the car used with low kms is as low as $5000.00 on a used car lot. You can also find a P/T Cruiser even cheaper with high kms as cheap as $2000.00.

Holy fucking loser mobile retard!

Years after the car stopped production the rednecks that used to look at the car and think it was the most amazing vehicle ever built could now afford one. So now when you see these ugly as fuck cheap cars driving down the streets,  99.9% of the owners are rednecks, Hicks, and crackers driving these things. This car to them is a Ferarri, they have no sense of value or what they are actually purchasing.

The P/T Cruiser is a Dodge Neon with a different body. That’s all it is, everything is exactly the same. Basically if you can think of a Dodge Neon without a body on it so picture the frame on wheels and engine and seats and everything then just put a P/T body on it and bingo you got yourself a giant piece of shit.

A redneck in a convertible PT Cruiser

If you ever ask a Redneck about there P/T Cruiser they will tell you how valuable their car is. Today I witnessed this happen. A guy walked by a Rednecks P/T Cruiser and took a picture. He was also a Redneck ..lol.. go figure. When the girl that owned the P/T Cruiser approached the man he said that he thought it was a nice car and took a picture. Hah haaaaaaa.. we asked her later, and she said look I have a nice car and people want to take pictures. Now if you can imagine a 2001 P/T Cruiser in Gold .. with 14 inch wheels and hub caps on it .. no tint .. base model .. pink sticker on the side of it.. I can see why anyone would take a picture of that piece of shit.

This is not the first time I have come across a stupid Redneck cracker with a P/T Cruiser that thought it was something special. These people actually seem to think these cars are fast ..ha ha ha … These are the same fucked up people that still think owning a T-Shirt that says Tommy on it is a expensive brand Like Hilfiger. In case you don’t know .. Tommy is not Hilfiger. Even Hilfiger isn’t expensive and Hilfiger clothes were cool back in the 90’s, its almost 2010!

Only you can be this redneck, this gay, and this stupid...

These are also the same people that wear bear hats that say I am Canadian or Bud… or Nascar. You know who I am talking about, Rednecks. Funny thing is this girl who owns this car came from the fucking forest. She grew up in the sticks in but fuck nowhere, with mother, father and a beer in their hand since date of her birth. A weekend with her parents is searching for other peoples garbage for cool shit that people throw out and think wow these people are soo stupid to throw this lamp out, do you know how much this will be worth? These people have no sense of time, have no thought process and generally are the most uneducated people on the face of the earth.

Maybe even gayer..

So if you’re one of these people please understand something, you’re retarded and people laugh at you and your gay ass car. No one thinks your cool unless they are your friends who probably are Redneck hill billies too. Yeah you stupid fuckin WHITE CRACKER HONKEY REDNECK FUCK!  You’re retarded go drink a beer and attempt to do your own oil changes on your fucking loser mobile. Straight up gay .. thats it.. GAY.

I’m LeeRoy ………..and if you own one your a Redneck Cracker Ass Retard.