
This type of fag is the one that everyone hates.
Today I was driving on my way to the mall, and some asshole’s car broke down in one of the lanes. So there is only one other lane with no one around so I put the nose of my Jeep into that lane. While I’m waiting a young kid with a Nissan pulls up into the lane that my nose is in and tries to cut in between the nose of my car and the guardrail. Well I drove right in as soon as traffic began to move coming inches from driving over the front end of his shit ass car. So he began to hold down his horn like the little bitch he is. First off the fact that he even had that nerve is unbelievable. Don’t fuck with someone then honk like its the other guys fault.

Lee will kill your whole family with his car.
As soon as we began moving this bitch kid gunned it in front of me at the lights almost taking off my front bumper. So I was just about to hop the curb and block in his car however my wife began screaming NONONO! Always have to have someone telling you not to do something that you really should do. Anyway so light turns green and I begin following him into the mall parking lot. He then slows almost to a stop.. so I slow down to get out but he kept moving so I figured, no problem gun it into on coming traffic and go around him almost driving right over his fuck car like a speed bump. We turn the corner and he guns it past me again ..haha.. so anyway I follow him and I stop in front of the mall to let out my wife, he parks but what he doesn’t notice is I see him and I see where he now has parked.

Equal rights. He'll punch the shit out of your girlfriend too!
Now this is where killing a mother fucker actually crossed my mind. I see him and his girl friend get out of there car and begin walking into the mall. He doesn’t see me, but I see him, and I’m seriously thinking.. I’m gonna run this mother fucker over.. Then I thought, nahh.. instead I’m going to go to his car and push it with my jeep into the middle of the fuckin parking lot. Well.. eventually I just threw an entire large cup of coffee all over the windshield and hood of his car.
This kid is very lucky because I really thought about killing this person. Like not just beating him actually killing him and his girlfriend.. like no longer breathing shit.. both dead chalk outlined and all. I really don’t know what to say at this point about stupid people and the thought process that goes through there fucking mind. Do you know who you are fucking with? I don’t think you do!
I take medication to calm me down mother fucker .. don’t catch me on a day when I forgot to take it. Anyway, hope people get to understand if you were in the fuckin wrong just admit it and everything is fine. But you wanna be a douche? Go ahead and just hope someone aint behind the wheel that will kill a mother fucker.
I’m LeeRoy and your lucky to be alive today.

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