Public washrooms

You know working within an office building I have to use a public washroom everyday. I have noticed some odd behavior and wonder if I’m the only one that does not understand how to take a piss at a urinal?

Usually I go into the washroom and notice piss all over the floors in front and around the urinals. I have come to a conclusion that either these people that are pissing on the floors are either not holding their dicks while they piss or they piss on their balls because their dick is so small. Now, they could also be doing this because they have low flow plumbing in their body from all the dirty shit they eat. However, they could also be playing a game when I’m not around to see who can stand as far back from the urinal and get it in. Either way I’m tired of walking through peoples piss.

The second thing I’ve notice is hair all over the place. How hairy are you that you have hair falling off your balls into the urinal onto the floor onto the toilet seat? It amazes me that this type of shit happens. One day just to be an asshole because I couldn’t take it anymore. I got a wig and threw it into one of the urinals. Maybe that will get someones attention that they need to start trimming that shit because I don’t know how there wives or girlfriends put up with buckwheat balls.

Another is people that walk up to the urinal while your pissing and keep spitting into the urinal all the while they are pissing. Why? I don’t get it, what is the reason behind it?

That also brings me to the assholes that walk up to the urinal while your standing at another urinal and they proceed to fart and shake it off with there leg. They hork and then spit or they make noises while they piss. AHHHH … OHHH YEAH><>> WTF ..really you realize your not at home? I’m standing right here why am I listening to your shit.

If your going to use a stall courtesy flush for the love of everything holy. Hearing you fart and shit a poof and water splashing in a toilet boil is fucked up. I don’t even want to listen to my own shits why the fuck do I have to listen to your ugly shits.

Cleaning yourself at the sink? I have seen too many time guy’s actually cleaning themselves at the sink. Were not talking about washing your hands were talking about guys that wash their faces, arm pits, arms, brush their teeth and anything else that you should be taking care of while at home.

I’m LeeRoy ……..and people need to recognize!