Large Hadron Collider is ‘being sabotaged from the future’ – [News.com.au]
SCIENTISTS claim the giant atom-smashing Large Hadron Collider (LHC) is being jinxed from the future to save the world.
In a bizarre sci-fi theory, Danish physicist Dr Holger Bech Nielsen and Dr Masao Ninomiya from Japan claim the LHC startup has been delayed due to nature trying to prevent it from finding the elusive Higgs boson, or “God particle”.
They say their maths proves that nature will “ripple backward through time” to stop the LHC before it can create the God particle, like a time traveler who goes back in time to kill his grandfather.
“One could even almost say that we have a model for God,” Dr Nielsen says in an unpublished essay.
“He rather hates Higgs particles, and attempts to avoid them.”
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The worlds most expensive thing that doesn't work. The LHC.
(se: Maybe I am too sober to figure this out. So… what you’re saying is “nature” is going back in time to make sure the LHC doesn’t work so that we can’t find the God particle?
Is this just an excuse because billions were spent on a machine that was supposed to do some Star Trek shit, and it’s never actually worked, and scientists are like ‘oh fuck, maybe we should have built a small cheap one to test first‘. C’mon, you guys are fucking scientists, you should be able to do better than this shit. You’re making shit up from the Terminator movie. LHC = Skynet, Nature = Terminator..you know..
Hopefully my tax dollars weren’t used to build this big piece of expensive shit. Thank god Canada spends all it’s money on Pride Parades, and Refugees.. then again.. that’s kinda like the LHC – Gay and doesn’t work… fuck… what a lose/lose..)
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