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	<title>Comments on: Tasers kill everyone, Taser International CEO buys the office donuts when someone survives</title>
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		<title>By: josh</title>
		<link>http://www.almostretarded.net/2009/10/15/tasers-kill-everyone-taser-international-ceo-buys-the-office-donuts-when-someone-survives/comment-page-1/#comment-119</link>
		<dc:creator>josh</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 12:57:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Tasers are legalized torture, simple as that.  They should be banned.  Cops think twice before they use guns but they will fire tasers multiple times without blinking an eye.  This is all because of Taser International&#039;s web of lies.  This company&#039;s board of directors should be put in jail for murder!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tasers are legalized torture, simple as that.  They should be banned.  Cops think twice before they use guns but they will fire tasers multiple times without blinking an eye.  This is all because of Taser International&#8217;s web of lies.  This company&#8217;s board of directors should be put in jail for murder!</p>
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		<title>By: newidwasashighas1820</title>
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		<dc:creator>newidwasashighas1820</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 15:55:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Tasers kill people because, the current amperes is too high, and they just discharge dump from capacitors instead of adjusting current amperes like the Stinger. Nobody dies from a Stinger stun gun yet like they do from Tasers.

I had a great boyfriend but he is selling his house and moving. If any body knows a hunky guy that likes big bubble butts, especially if he carries a Taser, let me know.  Again, let me know.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tasers kill people because, the current amperes is too high, and they just discharge dump from capacitors instead of adjusting current amperes like the Stinger. Nobody dies from a Stinger stun gun yet like they do from Tasers.</p>
<p>I had a great boyfriend but he is selling his house and moving. If any body knows a hunky guy that likes big bubble butts, especially if he carries a Taser, let me know.  Again, let me know.</p>
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		<title>By: allnewmagoo99</title>
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		<dc:creator>allnewmagoo99</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 14:43:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Taser doesn&#039;t kill people, people kill people.  Tasers are great tools for law enforcement but the media is biased and has no qualms about dramatizing 1 in 1 million incidents.

I find it hard to believe that newidwasashighas1820 hasn&#039;t found a boyfriend yet.  He trolls everywhere searching for one and loves Taser so much he carries a picture of one.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Taser doesn&#8217;t kill people, people kill people.  Tasers are great tools for law enforcement but the media is biased and has no qualms about dramatizing 1 in 1 million incidents.</p>
<p>I find it hard to believe that newidwasashighas1820 hasn&#8217;t found a boyfriend yet.  He trolls everywhere searching for one and loves Taser so much he carries a picture of one.</p>
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		<title>By: Dailylarrna</title>
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		<dc:creator>Dailylarrna</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 17:19:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>These media reports crack me up. Nothing by hype and slander against Taser International. Tasers work and work well. 99% of the deaths are caused by drugs or other medical conditions, far less than arrests with clubs, mace or guns. When will the media drop the witch hunt ?  Tasers are the best  tool for law enforcement since handcuffs.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>These media reports crack me up. Nothing by hype and slander against Taser International. Tasers work and work well. 99% of the deaths are caused by drugs or other medical conditions, far less than arrests with clubs, mace or guns. When will the media drop the witch hunt ?  Tasers are the best  tool for law enforcement since handcuffs.</p>
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		<title>By: Wacky Willie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Wacky Willie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 17:12:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh poo... that&#039;s nothing compared to the giganto-colossal international conspiracy going on to hide the hundred of thousands of bodies, bribe every law-enforcement agency, judge, coroner, jury, research organization, and family from here to Timbuctoo to say it ain&#039;t so, and the draining of the U.S. Treasury to pay for it all. Such reporting. Get on it!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh poo&#8230; that&#8217;s nothing compared to the giganto-colossal international conspiracy going on to hide the hundred of thousands of bodies, bribe every law-enforcement agency, judge, coroner, jury, research organization, and family from here to Timbuctoo to say it ain&#8217;t so, and the draining of the U.S. Treasury to pay for it all. Such reporting. Get on it!</p>
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