The Travelocity Gnome Found Raped and Murdered

Report’s from Mexican police this morning claim that the Travelocity Gnome was found dead in his 2 star hotel room at the Violar Sexo resort in Acapulco at approximately 10:35 am.

The report states that the morning cleaner found the roaming gnome in the hotel room bathroom, duct taped and hanging from the shower curtain rod in a bondage like scene. It is also reported that he had 3 hotel shampoo bottles stuffed in his ass and a bar of soap in his mouth.

Non-raped gnome

A quick search by police uncovered more interesting evidence. They found a 3 foot metal dildo and a car battery under the hotel room bed and a laptop computer with naked pictures of William Shatner doing some truly obscene things with the Gnome.

After speaking with one of the daily hotel cleaners, she admitted that she had seen the Gnome go back to his hotel room late last night covered in feces, yelling profanity. She claimed that the Gnome was talking about drinking too much and how a male at the bar had jammed the Gnome up his ass. The Gnome is believed to have gone inside his hotel room to take a shower, when a somebody came into the room. So far there is no description of the male that entered the Gnome’s room, however it is believed to be the same male at the resort bar that night.

An autopsy is being done today and the investigators hope they uncover some evidence to point to the perpetrator.

LeeRoy