Stupid mother fuckers

It’s not your fucking car you stupid bitch, it’s a fucking public train, if you want to save seats take your car to work and save a seat in that, douche.

When is it acceptable to hit a Woman?

If she’s ugly, rides a motorcycle, and hit you first, it might be acceptable to punch her out. She’s practically a dude with a vagina..

Arizona hates Mexicans

We Still have Texas!

Well yea.. duh!

You know who can change this?  Mexican Americans.

C’mon guys.  All those illegals you know, help send them back.  Your extended family wants to come to America in suitcases and car trunks?  Say no!

No one is after the legal Mexicans, but when you make it easier for Illegal Mexicans to be in the US illegal, things like Arizona happen.  Being illegal is illegal, so why are you fighting it?

Mexican Americans, help your illegal brothers and sisters go back to Mexico so that you can have a better life, it’s only going to suck worse when the US looks like Mexico.  Where are you going to go, Canada? It’s cold there.

Why do fat people dress like furniture?

I saw this fat lady get on the train this morning and she looked like patio furniture, and I laughed.  Maybe I laughed a bit enough to pee a little.

Ok.. Well, whatever, it was funny. The lady looked like she could camouflage herself next to a patio umbrella.

I said to myself “Man, most of these fat chicks have no fashion sense and will wear anything.  It’s unfortunate though because the clotes are so big, and the print as so big that you know you must have seen it somewhere.  It’s always from furniture.

Here is an example:

Fat Chick

Italian Sofa

Ok.  Well maybe it wasn’t a great example, but I’m sure you’re giggling.

Till next time..

Cock eater

This Miata would be cool if it didn’t look like it wanted to eat your cock.  No wonder gays like Miatas..

NHL Trade Deadline

TSN is reporting that the Toronto Maple Leafs have offers pending for Ponikarovski, Primeau, Stepniak, and Carlton the bear.

I came up with some ideas of what these trades would look like and what teams would be interested.

The Deal:

Toronto Maple Leafs: Ponikarovski

To the Buffalo Bills: Thurman Thomas.

The Leafs would then trade Thurman Thomas to the Toronto Argo’s in exchange for the Sky Dome.

The Leafs would then trade the Sky Dome to Washington for Ovechkin and there Zamboni driver Carl.

Leafs trade:  Stepniak

To the Pittsburg pirates for the rights to Al Macinnis, Doug Gilmour, and Joe Carter.

The Leafs would then trade all but Doug Gilmour back for the Pittsburg Pirates 25th round draft pick, and a pitcher to be named in the future.

Leafs trade: Primeau

To the Toronto Raptors for future considerations and a level 500 seat.

The Leafs Trade: Carlton the Bear

To the Buffalo Sabres: For Ryan Miller and Lindy Ruff, also the rights to the Buffalo Bills NFL franchise.

The Leafs also trade Wayne Gretzky and Vince Carter

To the Calgary Flames: For Jarome Iginla, 1 red sweater, 1 red olympic mitten, and 1 ounce of Darryl Sutters saliva.

BREAKING NEWS !!

Leafs trade .. Kaberle to Done King in exchange for Mike Tyson and a 1 armed pelican.

Kelly Gruber was traded to slut ville for a bucket of popeyes chicken.

Toronto: First snow fall of the year

It is December 9th and we finally got our first snow fall of the year here in Toronto. This is not something un-expected, usually we have our first snow fall in November. We were warned about this as a winter storm 10-15 cm’s accross the GTA we had lots of warning. Yet for some odd reason people still havent put snow tires on there car yet. This morning it took me 1 hour to get to work, usually this takes me 20 minutes. People on the road were slowly moving along at about 20 kms or lower. Though I complain about people driving too fast this is a situation when people were driving too slow. I understand its better to be safe then sorry, however most of these people I noticed were driving these cars that shouldnt even be on the road. Rear wheel drive Lexus on low profile all season tires, or Infiniti G35’s, or Hyundai Genesis all without snow tires. These people should not be drving these cars in this weather. Your holding up traffic and your going to cause a damn accident.

I driving a Jeep with brand new All Terain tired cut through the snow like a hot knife through butter. Unfortunately there was so much traffic i couldnt get around anyone and was stuck behind all these slow ass holes. Again im all for being safe but really this is actually dangerous, these cars shouldnt be driving in the snow anyway.

At one point I got my Jeep 4×4 up to 100 kms when traffic broke I began passing everyone in and out of lanes shooting snow all over everyone. I know they were yelling in there cars (fuckin asshole) but I have 4×4 I have a Jeep and I have brand new all terain tires on it. It would take a whole lot to make me slide even going at 100kms an hour.

If your going to drive through the winter in your sports car at least buy some winter tires. If not take it off the road. If not purchase an SUV, a real SUV one that haas 4×4 .. not AWD,,or 4×2 or 4 matic or anything else. People dont understand the difference.

4×4 means that your 4 wheels all move at the same time no matter what. People with All wheel drive vehicles think that they are the same. No they are not, AWD other then Subaru and some others transfer power to the wheels that are not slipping. Its good on gas to do that but its a false sense of safety.

Im going to get a sticker made for the back window of my Jeep that says ….

ON WEEKENDS I RESCUE:

HUMMER’S

MERCEDES

BMW’S

CRV’S  OR HONDA PILOTS

Dude your SUV sucks, its made to haul groceries you soccer mom

Should be a cock in her hands…

No wonder she’s having so much fun…

Gameskore.com

Gaming start-up Gameskore is going to be one of the biggest revolutions in gaming.

Also it will be a great way of showing your sugar daddy what gaming is all about.

But in all seriousness, keep an eye on www.gameskore.com to see when it’s online (which should be sometime July/August 2010)

I guess some Homeless people deserve it…

While in Toronto’s Union Station this morning, I noticed a homeless guy going through the coin slots on all the payphones.

Sure, everyone has seen this happen in the past, but recently?  Really?

Everyone has a cell phone now, even your 90 year old grandmother has an iPhone, and your 2 year old packs a Blackberry.

No wonder this guy is homeless.  Seeing that only homeless people and pedophiles use payphones, I can’t imagine that anyone would find substantial money in the coin slot.

This guy doesn’t win for being smart, and this is probably why he is homeless.