Do we really care about Hati?

What happens when you mix egomaniacs, social networking, and wide spread media coverage?

You get Hati as it sits right now.

Soon as the earthquake hit Hati, Twitter and Facebook went nuts, some people even noted a slowdown in service from both sites.

But that’s because we care right?

Not really. We seem to be more interested in other people thinking that we care. What is a good cause if other people can’t see that you care about that cause.

Did anyone care about Hati before the quake? No.

Seriously, no. It is an island full of poor 3rd world black people. No one gave a fuck. It was still poor, broken and had it’s issues.

Lesson to you 3rd world counties. Disaster gets you noticed.

Until the next disaster, thanks to your egos for rebuilding Hati.

Fat girl in cords

That noise you make when you walk, it sounds like the end of the world.

Slow people

How many times a day are you stuck behind slow people?

While walking, while in your car?

While rushing to catch a train?

Man, fuck that!

At least you know when there is some catastrophe, they are the first ones to get killed and the last people to get fed.

Deadly Weapons

Anne Frank

Anne Frank taking out Nazis

Anne Frank should have been out fighting Nazi’s like a crazy person instead of hiding.

I guess Saddam Hussein should be a legacy because he was able to hide that long from American troops.

Like c’mon.. you hid for Christ’s sake.

It’s like everyone just gave up when the Nazi’s came…

You know black people were like “Fuck that shit” and left Germany 3 months before any of this happened..

Soon as they heard that “master race” shit, they knew it wasn’t going to turn out good and got the fuck outta there..

Black people had diaries too during WWII.. They were one page… “Saw that one coming, glad I got the fuck outta Germany…”

Google helps you kill

Wow.. You can solve all of CSI Miami with Google..

Google has the answers

Flattery

The new Ford Focus is going to be sporting an Audi Grill.

Remember when Audi didn’t even matter?  Now everyone is copying Audi lights, and Audi Grills.  Poor BMW is starting to look really stale..

Send me to China

You would think you’re in California or something, but with Chinese people instead of Mexicans.  I think when China takes over North America, maybe I will move to this place.

Being on the train

Man, taking the train sucks.

I’ll admit, I get some time to play games and write on my iPhone (just upgraded), however I would rather be at home sleeping.

I now take the early train in so it’s half empty and I can relax.

I wish I could have a beer on the way to work.

Old People

It must suck being old.

I can imagine that once you get old you can care less about the fact that you don’t match and it looks like you are reliving the 1900’s.

This lady on the train is so old and so out of fashion she looks like she just walked out of a time machine and is 5 minutes away from dropping dead.

I’ll update in 5 mins to let you know if she’s dead or not..