NHL Trade Deadline

TSN is reporting that the Toronto Maple Leafs have offers pending for Ponikarovski, Primeau, Stepniak, and Carlton the bear.

I came up with some ideas of what these trades would look like and what teams would be interested.

The Deal:

Toronto Maple Leafs: Ponikarovski

To the Buffalo Bills: Thurman Thomas.

The Leafs would then trade Thurman Thomas to the Toronto Argo’s in exchange for the Sky Dome.

The Leafs would then trade the Sky Dome to Washington for Ovechkin and there Zamboni driver Carl.

Leafs trade:  Stepniak

To the Pittsburg pirates for the rights to Al Macinnis, Doug Gilmour, and Joe Carter.

The Leafs would then trade all but Doug Gilmour back for the Pittsburg Pirates 25th round draft pick, and a pitcher to be named in the future.

Leafs trade: Primeau

To the Toronto Raptors for future considerations and a level 500 seat.

The Leafs Trade: Carlton the Bear

To the Buffalo Sabres: For Ryan Miller and Lindy Ruff, also the rights to the Buffalo Bills NFL franchise.

The Leafs also trade Wayne Gretzky and Vince Carter

To the Calgary Flames: For Jarome Iginla, 1 red sweater, 1 red olympic mitten, and 1 ounce of Darryl Sutters saliva.

BREAKING NEWS !!

Leafs trade .. Kaberle to Done King in exchange for Mike Tyson and a 1 armed pelican.

Kelly Gruber was traded to slut ville for a bucket of popeyes chicken.

Toronto: First snow fall of the year

It is December 9th and we finally got our first snow fall of the year here in Toronto. This is not something un-expected, usually we have our first snow fall in November. We were warned about this as a winter storm 10-15 cm’s accross the GTA we had lots of warning. Yet for some odd reason people still havent put snow tires on there car yet. This morning it took me 1 hour to get to work, usually this takes me 20 minutes. People on the road were slowly moving along at about 20 kms or lower. Though I complain about people driving too fast this is a situation when people were driving too slow. I understand its better to be safe then sorry, however most of these people I noticed were driving these cars that shouldnt even be on the road. Rear wheel drive Lexus on low profile all season tires, or Infiniti G35’s, or Hyundai Genesis all without snow tires. These people should not be drving these cars in this weather. Your holding up traffic and your going to cause a damn accident.

I driving a Jeep with brand new All Terain tired cut through the snow like a hot knife through butter. Unfortunately there was so much traffic i couldnt get around anyone and was stuck behind all these slow ass holes. Again im all for being safe but really this is actually dangerous, these cars shouldnt be driving in the snow anyway.

At one point I got my Jeep 4×4 up to 100 kms when traffic broke I began passing everyone in and out of lanes shooting snow all over everyone. I know they were yelling in there cars (fuckin asshole) but I have 4×4 I have a Jeep and I have brand new all terain tires on it. It would take a whole lot to make me slide even going at 100kms an hour.

If your going to drive through the winter in your sports car at least buy some winter tires. If not take it off the road. If not purchase an SUV, a real SUV one that haas 4×4 .. not AWD,,or 4×2 or 4 matic or anything else. People dont understand the difference.

4×4 means that your 4 wheels all move at the same time no matter what. People with All wheel drive vehicles think that they are the same. No they are not, AWD other then Subaru and some others transfer power to the wheels that are not slipping. Its good on gas to do that but its a false sense of safety.

Im going to get a sticker made for the back window of my Jeep that says ….

ON WEEKENDS I RESCUE:

HUMMER’S

MERCEDES

BMW’S

CRV’S  OR HONDA PILOTS

Dude your SUV sucks, its made to haul groceries you soccer mom

Should be a cock in her hands…

No wonder she’s having so much fun…

Gameskore.com

Gaming start-up Gameskore is going to be one of the biggest revolutions in gaming.

Also it will be a great way of showing your sugar daddy what gaming is all about.

But in all seriousness, keep an eye on www.gameskore.com to see when it’s online (which should be sometime late Feb, early March 2010)

I guess some Homeless people deserve it…

While in Toronto’s Union Station this morning, I noticed a homeless guy going through the coin slots on all the payphones.

Sure, everyone has seen this happen in the past, but recently?  Really?

Everyone has a cell phone now, even your 90 year old grandmother has an iPhone, and your 2 year old packs a Blackberry.

No wonder this guy is homeless.  Seeing that only homeless people and pedophiles use payphones, I can’t imagine that anyone would find substantial money in the coin slot.

This guy doesn’t win for being smart, and this is probably why he is homeless.

Do we really care about Hati?

What happens when you mix egomaniacs, social networking, and wide spread media coverage?

You get Hati as it sits right now.

Soon as the earthquake hit Hati, Twitter and Facebook went nuts, some people even noted a slowdown in service from both sites.

But that’s because we care right?

Not really. We seem to be more interested in other people thinking that we care. What is a good cause if other people can’t see that you care about that cause.

Did anyone care about Hati before the quake? No.

Seriously, no. It is an island full of poor 3rd world black people. No one gave a fuck. It was still poor, broken and had it’s issues.

Lesson to you 3rd world counties. Disaster gets you noticed.

Until the next disaster, thanks to your egos for rebuilding Hati.

Fat girl in cords

That noise you make when you walk, it sounds like the end of the world.

Slow people

How many times a day are you stuck behind slow people?

While walking, while in your car?

While rushing to catch a train?

Man, fuck that!

At least you know when there is some catastrophe, they are the first ones to get killed and the last people to get fed.

Deadly Weapons

Anne Frank

Anne Frank taking out Nazis

Anne Frank should have been out fighting Nazi’s like a crazy person instead of hiding.

I guess Saddam Hussein should be a legacy because he was able to hide that long from American troops.

Like c’mon.. you hid for Christ’s sake.

It’s like everyone just gave up when the Nazi’s came…

You know black people were like “Fuck that shit” and left Germany 3 months before any of this happened..

Soon as they heard that “master race” shit, they knew it wasn’t going to turn out good and got the fuck outta there..

Black people had diaries too during WWII.. They were one page… “Saw that one coming, glad I got the fuck outta Germany…”